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mykali (m)
The Fastest Way To Get Laid, Any Ideas?
« on: May 07, 2008, 06:08 PM »

 ;d
info (m)
Re: The Fastest Way To Get Laid, Any Ideas?
« #1 on: May 07, 2008, 08:33 PM »

God gave u two hands for a reason Tongue
mykali (m)
Re: The Fastest Way To Get Laid, Any Ideas?
« #2 on: May 08, 2008, 04:36 PM »

guy, i'm not on the same fagged up level as u are. i need a real chic.
djcrooky (m)
Re: The Fastest Way To Get Laid, Any Ideas?
« #3 on: May 08, 2008, 04:42 PM »

Quote from: mykali on May 08, 2008, 04:36 PM
guy, i'm not on the same fagged up level as u are. i need a real chic.

didn't u notice the romance segment of u just want to anoy us
 

brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr oh it just coke
clemcykul
Re: The Fastest Way To Get Laid, Any Ideas?
« #4 on: May 09, 2008, 10:46 AM »

the fastest way to get laid, get a moda hen and lie under her i bet you will never forget that experience Grin
mykali (m)
Re: The Fastest Way To Get Laid, Any Ideas?
« #5 on: May 09, 2008, 06:52 PM »

okay, let me rephrase the question, what is the fastest way to have sex with a lady u have never met before
ibkaye (f)
Re: The Fastest Way To Get Laid, Any Ideas?
« #6 on: May 09, 2008, 06:56 PM »

stick at least 2000 Naira on your privates

brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrĀ  Cool
mykali (m)
Re: The Fastest Way To Get Laid, Any Ideas?
« #7 on: May 09, 2008, 07:19 PM »

chill
info (m)
Re: The Fastest Way To Get Laid, Any Ideas?
« #8 on: May 09, 2008, 07:21 PM »

Ask her if she's horny
ibkaye (f)
Re: The Fastest Way To Get Laid, Any Ideas?
« #9 on: May 09, 2008, 07:23 PM »

Walk up to her and politely say, 'Excuse me madam, may i make sweet love to you?' and then wink  Cool
vicade (m)
Re: The Fastest Way To Get Laid, Any Ideas?
« #10 on: May 09, 2008, 07:25 PM »

ASk her if she likes the koko ?
if she needs the Koko?
ibkaye (f)
Re: The Fastest Way To Get Laid, Any Ideas?
« #11 on: May 09, 2008, 07:27 PM »

also say:

Kokolet One Two
In My Room
Me You

Make I Show You The Koko? Do You Need The Koko?


And Then Wink, Again  Wink
mykali (m)
Re: The Fastest Way To Get Laid, Any Ideas?
« #12 on: May 09, 2008, 07:37 PM »

u guys are all giving me crazy ideas. i need something that will work SHARP SHARP
joey007 (m)
Re: The Fastest Way To Get Laid, Any Ideas?
« #13 on: May 09, 2008, 07:51 PM »

use awilo sharp sharp
mykali (m)
Re: The Fastest Way To Get Laid, Any Ideas?
« #14 on: May 09, 2008, 08:00 PM »

wetin be awillo sharp sharp?
joey007 (m)
Re: The Fastest Way To Get Laid, Any Ideas?
« #15 on: May 09, 2008, 08:06 PM »

visit kuvuki land for answer
Antoni (m)
Re: The Fastest Way To Get Laid, Any Ideas?
« #16 on: May 11, 2008, 12:17 PM »

The fastest way to get laid is to get rich,
Trust me it will be very fast.
ituen (m)
Re: The Fastest Way To Get Laid, Any Ideas?
« #17 on: May 11, 2008, 01:13 PM »

It depends

Do u want to get laid with cash

or

Do u want to get laid without cash
saucekid (m)
Re: The Fastest Way To Get Laid, Any Ideas?
« #18 on: May 11, 2008, 03:05 PM »

my guess is,
he wants to get laid with beating
mykali (m)
Re: The Fastest Way To Get Laid, Any Ideas?
« #19 on: May 11, 2008, 05:42 PM »

hey, do i have to get laid with cash? ain't there a way to tune up a chic so she goes with u to your bedroom without hesitation???
mimiko (f)
Re: The Fastest Way To Get Laid, Any Ideas?
« #20 on: May 11, 2008, 10:51 PM »

go get a clean breath first then i shall you tell the rest Wink
r_o_b_b_y (m)
Re: The Fastest Way To Get Laid, Any Ideas?
« #21 on: May 12, 2008, 03:06 AM »

Quote from: mimiko on May 11, 2008, 10:51 PM
go get a clean breath first then i shall you tell the rest Wink
Grin Grin Grin.

@ poster
Go look for some prostitues if u want to get laid quickly?
TOYOSI20 (f)
Re: The Fastest Way To Get Laid, Any Ideas?
« #22 on: May 12, 2008, 05:57 AM »

I can tell u the surest way tho. . ,  . . . . . . .  ,  . . . . . . ,  .  Cool

Is Prolly not to seek advise on a public forum Tongue
showbobo (m)
Re: The Fastest Way To Get Laid, Any Ideas?
« #23 on: May 12, 2008, 08:38 AM »

Move this to ROMANCE section jare.Ashewo like you
jaymobb (m)
Re: The Fastest Way To Get Laid, Any Ideas?
« #24 on: May 12, 2008, 09:35 AM »

bros why u dey vex na
loffers (m)
Re: The Fastest Way To Get Laid, Any Ideas?
« #25 on: May 15, 2008, 10:47 PM »

i have d sln 2 your problem
sorry d ans 2 your question. it is called ''ajebidan, danwo lo bi iya okere''
i can assure you, this is the surest and safest way to  get laid.
for more details, contact me at stand 45, at the ongoing abuja trade fair, or call 0803-444-876-33378
The Sly
Re: The Fastest Way To Get Laid, Any Ideas?
« #26 on: May 15, 2008, 11:03 PM »

Quote from: loffers on May 15, 2008, 10:47 PM
n. it is called ''ajebidan, danwo lo bi iya okere''

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lucabrasi (m)
Re: The Fastest Way To Get Laid, Any Ideas?
« #27 on: May 16, 2008, 01:30 AM »

a nice car and some cheddar , just chill under in osu or unilag
sylvex (f)
Re: The Fastest Way To Get Laid, Any Ideas?
« #28 on: May 16, 2008, 11:12 AM »

Walk up to her and say "Hi Cutie, do u want to PLAY?" while caressing your Jack! Grin
tEsLim (m)
Re: The Fastest Way To Get Laid, Any Ideas?
« #29 on: May 16, 2008, 11:58 AM »

how to get laid?

and people talking rubbish here

1. I would like to know if you want quicky or over night shit ,  Drive down YNot at Night or an club in VI. Best time is from 2am to get better bargain because its close to morning. That way u can pay 3k till 6am

2. Go and do touch and do jarze

3. wank yourself to sleep

4. get a cheap ass girlfriend like omo iya alamala or any mama put house help or even your neighbors house help. With 100naira u can get laid with an househelp.

5. Toast a begger on the street and provide her with shelter Smiley

IDIOT!
frank 3.16 (m)
Re: The Fastest Way To Get Laid, Any Ideas?
« #30 on: May 16, 2008, 01:31 PM »

walkup to her and take off you pants, show her what you gat and say, can my 1 enter your 0?
saucekid (m)
Re: The Fastest Way To Get Laid, Any Ideas?
« #31 on: May 16, 2008, 03:28 PM »

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