The Fastest Way To Get Laid, Any Ideas?

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dutty (m)
Re: The Fastest Way To Get Laid, Any Ideas?
« #32 on: May 16, 2008, 04:07 PM »

@poster
 abeg don't mind all these people ojare, just look for the nearest mad woman that resides around u, carry a loaf of bread(preferrably agege bread) along wit u, make sure she's not up to 2months mad,  then give her the bread&groundnut(if u can afford if), i bet u she'll let u rod her until u run out of air,
                            faster than u think.
saucekid (m)
Re: The Fastest Way To Get Laid, Any Ideas?
« #33 on: May 16, 2008, 04:10 PM »

this slap go change your skin color
segzi cres (m)
Re: The Fastest Way To Get Laid, Any Ideas?
« #34 on: May 16, 2008, 04:31 PM »

when you see the babe put 100naira in her hand and spank her ass, telling her to follow you.
Busta (f)
Re: The Fastest Way To Get Laid, Any Ideas?
« #35 on: May 16, 2008, 04:33 PM »

Quote from: segzi cres on May 16, 2008, 04:31 PM
when you see the babe put 100naira in her hand and spank her ass, telling her to follow you.

LMAO . . .that one na jazz na! Grin
swoosh (m)
Re: The Fastest Way To Get Laid, Any Ideas?
« #36 on: May 16, 2008, 04:37 PM »

If you live around Ikeja Go to Opebi round-about or any of the night clubs on opebi road -You wont need more than 3k. If u want a cheap lay go to Ipodo market-still in Ikeja- there I hear you can get N300 - N500. You will certainly meet the bus conductors and Okada abokis there, so with your N300 be prepared to join a queue Grin

saucekid (m)
Re: The Fastest Way To Get Laid, Any Ideas?
« #37 on: May 16, 2008, 05:02 PM »

na whore be that
mykali (m)
Re: The Fastest Way To Get Laid, Any Ideas?
« #38 on: May 17, 2008, 11:36 AM »

thanx guys. you've all been really "helpfull" and i've tried some ya suggestions. and i didn't get slapped, saltkid.
3d_hunter (m)
Re: The Fastest Way To Get Laid, Any Ideas?
« #39 on: May 18, 2008, 05:04 PM »

just click on this link
iku
Re: The Fastest Way To Get Laid, Any Ideas?
« #40 on: May 18, 2008, 08:23 PM »

Sing am 4ram!

Baba mai lo,

iYa mai lo,

Ke mi sun gbalaja,

Ki wo sun gbalaja,

Gbi gbe la mi lo.

Ask her! DO u want to get fucked?

Or tell her- Hey- I wana mess your ass
mykali (m)
Re: The Fastest Way To Get Laid, Any Ideas?
« #41 on: May 18, 2008, 09:38 PM »

yoruba people. have u ever been laid before?
iku
Re: The Fastest Way To Get Laid, Any Ideas?
« #42 on: May 19, 2008, 12:05 AM »

Havent u?
loffers
Re: The Fastest Way To Get Laid, Any Ideas?
« #43 on: May 19, 2008, 10:31 PM »

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mykali (m)
Re: The Fastest Way To Get Laid, Any Ideas?
« #44 on: August 27, 2008, 03:14 PM »

i'm bringing this thread out of retirement.



and i need answers to my qxn this time, not crazy suggestions.
jay bee (m)
Re: The Fastest Way To Get Laid, Any Ideas?
« #45 on: August 27, 2008, 03:18 PM »

be bold and advertise yourself as a gigolo on Nairaland
mykali (m)
Re: The Fastest Way To Get Laid, Any Ideas?
« #46 on: August 27, 2008, 03:27 PM »

i aint a gigolo. Shocked but,  xhit.  i like the idea.

if i don't git any other suggestions  then maybe i'll givit a try. thanx anywayz.  Grin
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