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ariblaze (m)
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i daresay
thats why you, my good ma
are taking advantage of me
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Sisikill
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WellI never!!
Pray tell me sir, why you think that?
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ariblaze (m)
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you my lady
have kept me hanging
ever since our last jointly written novel
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Sisikill
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Of course!
What can I sayI am a coward.
For you see sir, that particular genre is out of my area of expertise.
I tried, believe me I did, but alas it came up short.
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uspry1 (f)
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@topic It does not make a sense reading your topic to me about men compete with women on the size of boobs. Do you mean men are jealousy of women's big boobs that men want one for themselves? Then go plastic surgery adding boobs on men's chest! (by the way i am aware of have fun here)I noticed here Nairaland men compete against women on which gender are the most at below: - jealousy/possessive
- breadwinner
- intelligent
- romantic
- cheating/players
- divorce or baby mama/daddy
This is not Olympic games competiton to get GOLD MEDALS/SILVER MEDALS/BRONZE MEDALS winners!!!
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ariblaze (m)
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i am grossly disappointed
my lady
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Sisikill
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I imagined you would be.
But if you’ll be so kind to teach me how. . .
I’d gladly whip out the pen and paper.
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ariblaze (m)
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i now feel as though you mock me 
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Sisikill
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Oh dear!
I promise you sir, mockery is not what you hear read
Shyness? Yes.
Mockery? Absolutely not.
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ariblaze (m)
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@jennykadry
nah, not now
right now am spoiling for a fight with you know who?
@sisikill
good ma
i find that hard to believe
my fair spirited lady shy? not done, never
your high level of creativity dazzles
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jennykadry (f)
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@jennykadry
nah, not now
right now am spoiling for a fight with you know who? yea yea i know who 
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Sisikill
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Nonome and him or is it he and IWeYes, Wethe thing iserrwe arewe were writing a novel. Well not novel novel in a conventional sense. We just bounce off each otherwait i mean we just bounce IDEAS off each other not bouncegoodness, what was the question again?
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ariblaze (m)
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how do you
people suffer his daftness?
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jennykadry (f)
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@ariblaze
rofl,i once had a little fight wt him ,don't mind him he doesnt mean any harm,hes just trying to tickle u alittle
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ariblaze (m)
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@sisikill
yet she denies me again
a monkey she chooses to make out of of me
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ariblaze (m)
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@ariblaze
rofl,i once had a little fight wt him ,don't mind him he doesnt mean harm,hes just trying to tickle u alittle
but its actually silly cheap popularity comes to mind
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Sisikill
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A facade my dear sir, it's all a facade. Dazzling creativity? Hmmm, Now I fear it is I who is being mocked. 
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sheniqua
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what's going on hia? jenny jenny so you have finally decided to address the men having man boobs with no man bra 
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sheniqua
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Lord have mercy 
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jennykadry (f)
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yes ooo sheniqua all them men wt breasts as big as cotonou watermelon should be condemned hiaa
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ariblaze (m)
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A facade my dear sir, it's all a facade. Dazzling creativity? Hmmm, Now I fear it is I who is being mocked.  madam, now am really hurt, have you ever known me to patronise anyone 
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sheniqua
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yes ooo sheniqua all them men wt breasts as big as cotonou watermelon should be condemned hiaa
ROFL. where them dey?  make them begin line up for measurement let's make sure the bras go fit
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Sisikill
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I only do it to protect you. A gentleman like youlinked to a drunken wench like me? You reputation will be in tatters sir. I couldn’t bear it. I just couldn't!
Discretion is of utmost importance.
Who are we spoiling for a fight with? I want to fight! I want to fight! Pleeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaase let me join in the fun!
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jennykadry (f)
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@sheniqua
the bras go fit,atleast i don buy size 78 XXL FOR THEM,make them come,make i wear am for them
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The Sly
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-------->ariblaze  Are we going to Jerusalem? or Jericho? or are you praying?. . facade. .monkey. . bounce?. .jump. . crawl? . . . whats these idioms all about?
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ariblaze (m)
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----------------------------------------------->sly i claim responsibility for the word monkey alone my fair one, drunken wench, gentleman? i absolutely crave you as you are any man that says otherwise would be challenged to a duel at dawn and have his life forfeit, speaking of reputations someone or some people have to be called black sheep so why not us 
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Sisikill
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Oh my! I have offended you. My apologies sir! I ought to know better. You have been nothing but a gentleman. You see, I’ve grown accustomed to men of flowery words, It’s become difficult to see what is true.
And now I shall banish myself to the dungeon Where I'll feast on nothing but stale bread and water.
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ariblaze (m)
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you my lady
i would dub the title
silent shrew, for you know how
to ever subtle wriggle,nag,speak your way out of anything
as my guest,and a lady your lovely slippers shall never step
unto the cobberstones of a dungeon
and less we are going for communion you would have zero relationship with stale bread
you madam if you are so inclined on being banished can be banished
to a more suitable place like----err-----my aaachuuuu(bless me)
where was i? darn it i have forgotten
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Sisikill
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What is this I hear? A duel you say? Mercy upon your soul sir! How worthy are my hands that you would think of doing such a foolhardy thing? I beg of you, rethink you decision. You are a man of intellect not a brute. Take it back before you are taken up on it.
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Sisikill
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you my lady
i would dub the title
silent shrew, for you know how
to ever subtle wriggle,nag,speak your way out of anything
as my guest,and a lady your lovely slippers shall never step
unto the cobberstones of a dungeon
and less we are going for communion you would have zero relationship with stale bread
you madam if you are so inclined on being banished can be banished
to a more suitable place like----err-----my aaachuuuu(bless me)
where was i? darn it i have forgotten
((CLAPPING))) Bravo! Bravo! II am without words! Completely and utterly speechless. I give upor should I say give in. Blacksheep, eh? I like it. Oh and Gesundheit
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