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Jackal. (m)
Re: Metrosexual Brothers
« #416 on: May 08, 2008, 12:52 PM »

SLY,

Grin Grin Grin Grin

Whatchu doing in the Police Station?
Blimey. . . .what is it this time? Statutory Rape? Cheesy Cheesy
The Sly
Re: Metrosexual Brothers
« #417 on: May 08, 2008, 02:39 PM »

Quote from: Jackal. on May 08, 2008, 12:52 PM
SLY,

 Grin Grin Grin Grin

Whatchu doing in the Police Station?
Blimey. . . .what is it this time? Statutory Rape? Cheesy Cheesy
Jackal
 Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin 

I'ma keep you guessing. . . . . Cheesy
The Sly
Re: Metrosexual Brothers
« #418 on: May 08, 2008, 02:52 PM »

Quote from: HR.hotness on May 08, 2008, 11:47 AM
thanx hon,,, Wink
but seriously tho, some people on here, for whatever reason seem to think that making an effort with your appearance automatically means u're gay,,,
 Tongue Tongue Tongue
HR.Hotness. . . .

When i was in sec school. . . . .i used to have a brush and a mirror in ma school bag. . .i brush my hair like 7times Cheesy
Lets say that was then. . . . . .  Cool

Till now. . .I still spend at least 10mins brushing and maintaining ma wavy hair errday Cool. . . . . i brush my eyebrow too . . . Cool
I visit the barber shop regularly. . .  .
I got a very long set of nails and i have at least painted it like 6times now Tongue. . .
How does it make me gay. . instead all i got is jealousy from 'em girls! Cheesy
I play with errthing but when it comes to looking good. . . .i have the time to spend on it. . . Cool Cool Cool Cool

And for your info. . . .i got pink shirts too. . .i like 'em. . . .so tell me how does it make me gay? Cool Cool
Jackal. (m)
Re: Metrosexual Brothers
« #419 on: May 08, 2008, 02:56 PM »

@ SLY,

Don't mind em pillocks. . . . .

How does taking care of one's self makes one gay!!!!!!
When a guy has got a cute face to protect, he will definitely spend time and money on it to preserve it.
Only the gorilla-looking dudes don't give a toss about their well-being. . . . .

Wear your pink shirts, comb your hair so u don't look unkempt and paint your nails if it makes u comfy.
If anyone feels that makes u gay. . . .he should go n jump into river thames.
It doesn't bovver me because i am as gay as KING SOLOMON who had 600 wives and 700 concubines. Grin Cheesy

P.S. Where is J-girl?
eldee (m)
Re: Metrosexual Brothers
« #420 on: May 08, 2008, 03:00 PM »

Quote from: HR.hotness on May 08, 2008, 11:47 AM
thanx hon,,, Wink
but seriously tho, some people on here, for whatever reason seem to think that making an effort with your appearance automatically means u're gay,,,
 Tongue Tongue Tongue
My problem is that you're maybe the only chick on this thread that's not being insultive bout it
As everyone knows, Hotfunmi has made a career or mudslinging naija guys
My point is that instead of using the word 'metrosexual', I'll prefer 'ubersexual' or as I sugeested earlier dangerously attractive Cool Cool Cool
At least we'll know this is not another hotfunmi jihad on naija guys Cheesy
Now that's were my humblest self and over 50% of Nigerian males belong Grin
OsunAmazon
Re: Metrosexual Brothers
« #421 on: May 08, 2008, 03:09 PM »

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And for your info. . . .i got pink shirts too. . .i like 'em. . . .so tell me how does it make me gay?
It doesn't make you gay my boo,rather, it makes you look gay.
Jackal. (m)
Re: Metrosexual Brothers
« #422 on: May 08, 2008, 03:14 PM »

Quote from: eldee on May 08, 2008, 03:00 PM
My problem is that you're maybe the only chick on this thread that's not being insultive bout it
As everyone knows, Hotfunmi has made a career or mudslinging naija guys
My point is that instead of using the word 'metrosexual', I'll prefer 'ubersexual' or as I sugeested earlier dangerously attractive Cool Cool Cool
At least we'll know this is not another hotfunmi jihad on naija guys Cheesy
Now that's were my humblest self and over 50% of Nigerian males belong Grin

Ubersexual? I thunk that is now obsolete.
Try Heteropolitan. . . . .   Cool Cool
eldee (m)
Re: Metrosexual Brothers
« #423 on: May 08, 2008, 03:26 PM »

Quote from: Jackal. on May 08, 2008, 03:14 PM
Ubersexual? I thunk that is now obsolete.
Try Heteropolitan. . . . . Cool Cool
Yeah that's perfect, most definitely not metrosexual Cheesy
The Sly
Re: Metrosexual Brothers
« #424 on: May 08, 2008, 03:51 PM »

Quote from: Jackal. on May 08, 2008, 02:56 PM
@ SLY,

Don't mind em pillocks. . . . .

How does taking care of one's self makes one gay!!!!!!
When a guy has got a cute face to protect, he will definitely spend time and money on it to preserve it.
Only the gorilla-looking dudes don't give a toss about their well-being. . . . .

Wear your pink shirts, comb your hair so u don't look unkempt and paint your nails if it makes u comfy.
If anyone feels that makes u gay. . . .he should go n jump into river thames.
It doesn't bovver me because i am as gay as KING SOLOMON who had 600 wives and 700 concubines. Grin Cheesy

P.S. Where is J-girl?

------>Jackal

  Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin

Bcos of the appalling taste J-girl has in Nigerian Guys. . .
She recently got hitched with a guy from PAKISTAN and as usual,
she was trying to demonstrate like a Celeb and you know them PAKIS don't take shits. . .  Sad
Hence, she got kicked out of the house since 2 days ago. . . . .she's still trying to sort herself out though. Sad
stillwater (f)
Re: Metrosexual Brothers
« #425 on: May 08, 2008, 04:18 PM »

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When i was in sec school. . . . .i used to have a brush and a mirror in ma school bag. . .i brush my hair like 7times
Lets say that was then. . . . . .


 "Huh

 
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I got a very long set of nails and i have at least painted it like 6times now . . .How does it make me gay. . instead all i got is jealousy from 'em girls! 

 "Huh Shocked

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And for your info. . . .i got pink shirts too. . .i like 'em. . . .so tell me how does it make me gay?

 Huh Cheesy Oga you own is too much
 "Huh
The Sly
Re: Metrosexual Brothers
« #426 on: May 08, 2008, 04:22 PM »

What!!!?? . . . .What!!!?? . . . .What!!!?? . . . .What!!!?? . . . .What!!!?? . . . .
What!!!?? . . . .What!!!?? . . . .What!!!?? . . . .What!!!?? . . . .What!!!?? . . . . Cheesy


I never knew when Tommy Hilfiger started producing perfumes of Jealousy. . . .  .I think im perceiving it right now  Cheesy
bawomolo (m)
Re: Metrosexual Brothers
« #427 on: May 08, 2008, 04:24 PM »

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In Nigeria it could be ignorance,In America the blouse wearing is metrosexuality.
We have a receptionist that is not  gay (I think) but his own metrosexuality is something else.
His nails are well done
His blouses can fit me
shake his hands,his fruity moisturizer will rub off on you
I'm waiting for him to show up in high heels one of these days

dude is probably one of them bi-curious type.   fruity moisturizer?Huh??
bawomolo (m)
Re: Metrosexual Brothers
« #428 on: May 08, 2008, 04:27 PM »

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Yea the same masculine man who ran around NY in a wedding dress and has been known to engage in 3 somes with men.

2guys 1 girl, or a male orgy  Shocked Shocked
tngtech (m)
Re: Metrosexual Brothers
« #429 on: May 08, 2008, 04:33 PM »

Quote from: bawomolo on May 08, 2008, 04:27 PM
2guys 1 girl, or a male orgy  Shocked Shocked

word of mouth  Shocked Shocked
Jackal. (m)
Re: Metrosexual Brothers
« #430 on: May 08, 2008, 04:35 PM »

@ SLY,

J-girl's story is a shocker!!!!!
What was she doing in the hands of a Pakistani geezer?
Is that why you are in the po-po station?? Grin Grin Grin
stillwater (f)
Re: Metrosexual Brothers
« #431 on: May 08, 2008, 04:39 PM »

Quote from: The Sly on May 08, 2008, 04:22 PM
What!!!?? . . . .What!!!?? . . . .What!!!?? . . . .What!!!?? . . . .What!!!?? . . . .
What!!!?? . . . .What!!!?? . . . .What!!!?? . . . .What!!!?? . . . .What!!!?? . . . . Cheesy


I never knew when Tommy Hilfiger started producing perfumes of Jealousy. . . . .I think im perceiving it right now Cheesy

Jealous you for wetin, ordinary brush and mirror? Huh Cheesy O ma se ooo Tongue
stillwater (f)
Re: Metrosexual Brothers
« #432 on: May 08, 2008, 04:41 PM »

Quote from: Jackal. on May 08, 2008, 04:35 PM
@ SLY,

J-girl's story is a shocker!!!!!
What was she doing in the hands of a Pakistani geezer?
Is that why you are in the po-po station?? Grin Grin Grin

You guys can conjure up lies, like no man's business Angry You guys suck!!!!!! Tongue
oziomatv (m)
Re: Metrosexual Brothers
« #433 on: May 08, 2008, 04:48 PM »

Can you guys just stick to topics without turning it into a childs forum?
Jackal. (m)
Re: Metrosexual Brothers
« #434 on: May 08, 2008, 04:51 PM »

@ Stillwater,

You are still reppin' this your MAN-EATER status. . . .
Well. . . .i am now born-again Cheesy Cheesy. . . No more woman bashing again from me unless it is absolutely necessary.
Therefore, u can THUG ON!!!

oziomatv (m)
Re: Metrosexual Brothers
« #435 on: May 08, 2008, 04:54 PM »

@topic,
         I'm a Metrosexual too, I grew up in a country where being in fashion is a culture not a chioce. I love being different from others.
stillwater (f)
Re: Metrosexual Brothers
« #436 on: May 08, 2008, 04:57 PM »

I was never a man eater Angry. I innocentlyand peacefully stated some facts, that's all. Tongue

Quote from: oziomatv on May 08, 2008, 04:54 PM
@topic,
         I'm a Metrosexual too, I grew up in a country where being in fashion is a culture not a chioce. I love being different from others.

. . .and the confessions' continue. Which country is that? Smiley
HR.hotness (f)
Re: Metrosexual Brothers
« #437 on: May 08, 2008, 04:59 PM »

Quote
My problem is that you're maybe the only chick on this thread that's not being insultive bout it
As everyone knows, Hotfunmi has made a career or mudslinging naija guys
My point is that instead of using the word 'metrosexual', I'll prefer 'ubersexual' or as I sugeested earlier dangerously attractive  
At least we'll know this is not another hotfunmi jihad on naija guys
Now that's were my humblest self and over 50% of Nigerian males belong

I'll take that as a compliment (even if i don't understand why its a problem  Wink)

I've got nothin but love for nigerian men in general (altho some of them can be really thick in the head!) but my dad, my brother and many of my friends are good nigerian men so i knw not all of them are as bad as people make out   Wink
The Sly
Re: Metrosexual Brothers
« #438 on: May 08, 2008, 05:00 PM »

Quote from: Jackal. on May 08, 2008, 04:35 PM
@ SLY,

J-girl's story is a shocker!!!!!
What was she doing in the hands of a Pakistani geezer?
Is that why you are in the po-po station?? Grin Grin Grin
It beats my imagination too. . . . .
Imagine J-girl getting hitched with a PAKI? Shocked
Well she'll be back here to tell you the concluding part of the story. . . .
About them POPO. . . .ermmmmm . . .1 more guess Cheesy


Quote from: stillwater on May 08, 2008, 04:39 PM
Jealous you for wetin, ordinary brush and mirror? Huh Cheesy O ma se ooo Tongue
Jealous Likku girl . . . . . . i don't know where your jealousy would lead you too. . .
You can be jealous from now till eternity. . . .you already know how i do. . . Cool
oziomatv (m)
Re: Metrosexual Brothers
« #439 on: May 08, 2008, 05:07 PM »

Quote from: stillwater on May 08, 2008, 04:57 PM


. . .and the confessions' continue. Which country is that? Smiley

   Young girl, I'm not into that whiteman's sickness, The spirit of my ancestors will keep on protecting my descendants from getting infected.

A man who has a good  taste of fashion is not a gay. 
HR.hotness (f)
Re: Metrosexual Brothers
« #440 on: May 08, 2008, 05:12 PM »

@ Sly,
I love  me a man who can rock a pink shirt,,, i think its really HOT!


@ eldee
so r u or arent u? metro sexual, ubersexual, metrohetro, hetropolitan or whtever u want to call it, we all talking about the same thing,,, a guy with class


@ Jackal and oziomatv
u guys are my kind of men (if only u were here last night when i was being attacked from all angles)  Grin
stillwater (f)
Re: Metrosexual Brothers
« #441 on: May 08, 2008, 05:12 PM »

Quote
Young girl, I'm not into that whiteman's sickness, The spirit of my ancestors will keep on protecting my descendants from getting infected.

A man who has a good  taste of fashion is not a gay.


I know. It's good for a man to know how to dress well. But the young girl part got me laughing Grin

Jackal. (m)
Re: Metrosexual Brothers
« #442 on: May 08, 2008, 05:16 PM »

Quote from: stillwater on May 08, 2008, 04:57 PM
I was never a man eater Angry. I innocentlyand peacefully stated some facts, that's all. Tongue

Innocently and peacefully? I am having a laugh.
Lets face it. . . .Youse a man-eater!!!

@ HR.hotness,

Thanx!

I am classier than class. . . . . Why can't a guy use POLO shower gel, cologne and some expensive accessories to groom himself?
How does that make me gay?
Like i have said. . . . . . only Gorilla looking men or the poverty-stricken ones disregard their well-being. . .
When a man has got something precious. . . HE PROTECTS IT!!!!!!!!!!
oziomatv (m)
Re: Metrosexual Brothers
« #443 on: May 08, 2008, 05:29 PM »

Quote from: HR.hotness on May 08, 2008, 05:12 PM

@ Jackal and oziomatv
u guys are my kind of men (if only u were here last night when i was being attacked from all angles)  Grin
   @HR.hotness,
 When some men finds it difficult to look good, they tag others who take their time to look presentable in public as being gay or being woman.
 I know colors that matches to each other and which fashion that matches to any occasion,  Since I know that the way you present yourself in public matters a lot in your dignity and personality.
dangermous
Re: Metrosexual Brothers
« #444 on: May 08, 2008, 05:57 PM »

Look at these ones.  GAY UNITED.

You forgot to go for BOOTY MASSAGE as well at AUSTIN REED.

shior
HR.hotness (f)
Re: Metrosexual Brothers
« #445 on: May 08, 2008, 05:59 PM »

Quote from: dangermous on May 08, 2008, 05:57 PM
Look at these ones. GAY UNITED.

You forgot to go for BOOTY MASSAGE as well at AUSTIN REED.

shior



very classless outburst  Sad
dangermous
Re: Metrosexual Brothers
« #446 on: May 08, 2008, 06:02 PM »

Quote from: HR.hotness on May 08, 2008, 05:59 PM
very classless outburst  Sad

In that case, you for take me to Judge Judy.  **hisses**
oziomatv (m)
Re: Metrosexual Brothers
« #447 on: May 08, 2008, 06:07 PM »

Quote from: dangermous on May 08, 2008, 05:57 PM
Look at these ones. GAY UNITED.

You forgot to go for BOOTY MASSAGE as well at AUSTIN REED.

shior

    Stick to that traditional and save yourself the inconvinience of looking good,  A man smelling like he goat still has girls that fall for him.there're reasons for class.
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