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NubianQ (f)
Husband Needed For Domestic Duties:
« on: May 07, 2008, 10:11 PM »

After all my wild ways,  i have decided to search for a Husband on Nairaland

just be you and be as crazy as me and we are cool, can u handle me?


if u are looking for a stick thin model don't apply!!!
Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin

Grin Grin
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HR.hotness (f)
Re: Husband Needed For Domestic Duties:
« #1 on: May 07, 2008, 10:12 PM »

You go girl!!! Wink
4 Him (m)
Re: Husband Needed For Domestic Duties:
« #2 on: May 07, 2008, 10:13 PM »

Where do the applications go?
NubianQ (f)
Re: Husband Needed For Domestic Duties:
« #3 on: May 07, 2008, 10:16 PM »

send it to my emaill its on nairaland!

xplicitvain@yahoo.co.uk

 please list all your qualities and include sizes of whats important Grin Grin Grin Grin
manoy (m)
Re: Husband Needed For Domestic Duties:
« #4 on: May 07, 2008, 10:46 PM »

@ HR.Hotness.
Why?

Quote from: HR.hotness on May 07, 2008, 10:12 PM
You go girl!!! Wink
debosky (m)
Re: Husband Needed For Domestic Duties:
« #5 on: May 07, 2008, 10:55 PM »

madam I don't like skinny models, but you must be endowed in the right places. Wink

I need more of your details before I decide whether you merit me submitting an application - dimensions, facial picture, list of ex-boyfriends. Wink

patiently awaiting your reply.
NubianQ (f)
Re: Husband Needed For Domestic Duties:
« #6 on: May 07, 2008, 10:59 PM »

Quote from: debosky on May 07, 2008, 10:55 PM
madam I don't like skinny models, but you must be endowed in the right places. Wink

I need more of your details before I decide whether you merit me submitting an application - dimensions, facial picture, list of ex-boyfriends. Wink

patiently awaiting your reply.


First of all am a total package, curvy n all.

regarding list of ex-boyfriends hmmmmmm maybe i need to check with my secretary because she keeps the name log in the storage room Cool,  the files are tooo heavy.
NubianQ (f)
Re: Husband Needed For Domestic Duties:
« #7 on: May 07, 2008, 11:01 PM »

also,  hope that didnt scare u off,  i can burn the log books,  Grin Grin Grin

awaiting your application.
4 Him (m)
Re: Husband Needed For Domestic Duties:
« #8 on: May 07, 2008, 11:02 PM »

Quote from: NubianQ on May 07, 2008, 10:59 PM

First of all am a total package, curvy n all.

regarding list of ex-boyfriends hmmmmmm maybe i need to check with my secretary because she keeps the name log in the storage room Cool, the files are tooo heavy.

the list is unimportant, the key issue is that you are an available, willing and nubile lady.  Wink

But the facial picture is a must.
Vicjustice (m)
Re: Husband Needed For Domestic Duties:
« #9 on: May 07, 2008, 11:10 PM »

Quote from: NubianQ on May 07, 2008, 10:11 PM
After all my wild ways,  i have decided to search for a Husband on Nairaland

just be you and be as crazy as me and we are cool, can u handle me?


if u are looking for a stick thin model don't apply!!!
 Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin

 Grin Grin
 :

   Can we see the photo of she who wants a husband? At least, one has to know what he's getting into so as not to be disappointed in person at first sight

debosky (m)
Re: Husband Needed For Domestic Duties:
« #10 on: May 07, 2008, 11:11 PM »

mr 4Him go write your own list and stop borrow posing  Angry Tongue

@ Nubi

Please fax the list to my secretary for her perusal - curvyness is excellent  Tongue I need to see the face too though.

Seriously considering applying now, but one more requirement - have you ever made key marks in your boyfriend's Lamborghini or burnt down his shoe closet?

awaiting your prompt reply Wink
4 Him (m)
Re: Husband Needed For Domestic Duties:
« #11 on: May 07, 2008, 11:13 PM »

Uncle Debo sharrap dia.  Grin
NubianQ cannot be looking for a husband she has already found . . . moi.

The critical component of her request has to do with the size and perfomance of Mr. Yekini, that is one area where i have no rival.
I hereby declare this search closed.
HR.hotness (f)
Re: Husband Needed For Domestic Duties:
« #12 on: May 07, 2008, 11:15 PM »

Quote from: debosky on May 07, 2008, 11:11 PM
@ Nubi

Please fax the list to my secretary for her perusal - curvyness is excellent Tongue I need to see the face too though.

Seriously considering applying now, but one more requirement - have you ever made key marks in your boyfriend's Lamborghini or burnt down his shoe closet?

awaiting your prompt reply Wink

LOL,,, You dey fear???
sheniqua
Re: Husband Needed For Domestic Duties:
« #13 on: May 07, 2008, 11:17 PM »

oyb is looking for a second wife
I am his screening tech
does he qualify?
debosky (m)
Re: Husband Needed For Domestic Duties:
« #14 on: May 07, 2008, 11:37 PM »

I no fear oh Hotness, just need to know if I'll require 'girlfriend insurance' on my valuables Wink

@ 4Him

na yekini you still dey deal with? Me I get Thierry Henry - 2004 vintage Wink

Nubi will not qualify as a second wife, ask Cadet - she always wanted to marry an alhaji with a dirty beard  Grin Grin
manoy (m)
Re: Husband Needed For Domestic Duties:
« #15 on: May 07, 2008, 11:38 PM »

Guess i should start a dating site because of HR hotness and Nubian.
ariblaze (m)
Re: Husband Needed For Domestic Duties:
« #16 on: May 07, 2008, 11:45 PM »

@NubianQ


you just acted like A GUY

wild oats, behind you, ready to settle down

but a little bit of specifics in what you want , would go a long way

i might just have the man for you(nooo it aint me, me too timid)
sheniqua
Re: Husband Needed For Domestic Duties:
« #17 on: May 07, 2008, 11:50 PM »

Quote from: debosky on May 07, 2008, 11:37 PM
I no fear oh Hotness, just need to know if I'll require 'girlfriend insurance' on my valuables Wink

@ 4Him

na yekini you still dey deal with? Me I get Thierry Henry - 2004 vintage Wink

Nubi will not qualify as a second wife, ask Cadet - she always wanted to marry an alhaji with a dirty beard Grin Grin

hmm Nubi kwa Grin
make cadet hear you
ariblaze (m)
Re: Husband Needed For Domestic Duties:
« #18 on: May 07, 2008, 11:51 PM »

i need to warn you

my guy aint house broken yet

domestication just wont work

he is thourough bred wildsta Grin
HR.hotness (f)
Re: Husband Needed For Domestic Duties:
« #19 on: May 07, 2008, 11:58 PM »

Quote from: manoy on May 07, 2008, 11:38 PM
Guess i should start a dating site because of HR hotness and Nubian.

HABA,  wetin i do na? I tell u say i dey find husband?
Abeg, i'm still sowing my wild oats  oh Wink

@ debosky
LOL, I guess u been burned before huh??
NubianQ (f)
Re: Husband Needed For Domestic Duties:
« #20 on: May 08, 2008, 12:00 AM »

OK,  4HIM Since u said u are qualified in that department please holla. secondly yes i have sown my wild oats so its time to say stop and give myself to one special person  Grin

too shy to post a pic but we can work something out. and yes i want a man for all the Domestic reasons and more,  no be Big deal oh,  in return u get my years of experience.

Think about having your mind blown away and apply for the Beginning of the Rest of your fun filled fantasitc life.

i welcome pictures as well,  and i believe in Equal oppurtunities for all!!!

P.S pLS IF You ARE SMALL IN THE POWER HOUSE  DEPARTMENT, PLS DONT APPLY BUT IF YOU WRITE A STRONG APPLICATION LETTER I MIGHT CONSIDER YOU AS A PENPAL Grin Grin Grin Grin

HR.hotness (f)
Re: Husband Needed For Domestic Duties:
« #21 on: May 08, 2008, 12:04 AM »

Quote from: NubianQ on May 08, 2008, 12:00 AM
P.S pLS IF You ARE SMALL IN THE POWER HOUSE  DEPARTMENT, PLS DONT APPLY BUT IF YOU WRITE A STRONG APPLICATION LETTER I MIGHT CONSIDER YOU AS A PENPAL Grin Grin Grin Grin


You cracking me up babes,,, LOL!!!
NubianQ (f)
Re: Husband Needed For Domestic Duties:
« #22 on: May 08, 2008, 12:06 AM »

LEAVE HR.hotness alone!

She is Still rocking and is a cool chick so guys send your applications to me,

besides MANOY, if u want to set up a dating site, by all means go ahead. am not complaining, atleast i don  tlk my own
NubianQ (f)
Re: Husband Needed For Domestic Duties:
« #23 on: May 08, 2008, 12:08 AM »

HR.hotness,

My dear i had to advertise. nairaland men are advertising for women so i think i need to start mine,  who knows i might get the man with the Biggest and live happily ever after, LOL
HR.hotness (f)
Re: Husband Needed For Domestic Duties:
« #24 on: May 08, 2008, 12:13 AM »

Quote from: NubianQ on May 08, 2008, 12:08 AM
HR.hotness,

My dear i had to advertise. nairaland men are advertising for women so i think i need to start mine, who knows i might get the man with the Biggest and live happily ever after, LOL

I feel u girl,

Rock on,,,
manoy (m)
Re: Husband Needed For Domestic Duties:
« #25 on: May 08, 2008, 12:18 AM »

OMG! I need to flee before my name enters the greatest book of ,  Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Lips sealed

@HR.hotness and Nubia, Your names will be transferred to the book of  vvvvvvv if u mention my name again oh
NubianQ (f)
Re: Husband Needed For Domestic Duties:
« #26 on: May 08, 2008, 12:25 AM »

Manoy,

Na u sabi,
manoy (m)
Re: Husband Needed For Domestic Duties:
« #27 on: May 08, 2008, 12:29 AM »

Ok,I don hear oh
debosky (m)
Re: Husband Needed For Domestic Duties:
« #28 on: May 08, 2008, 12:35 AM »

My size and performance cannot be questioned - the notches on my bedpost are sufficient evidencewe can continue this job interview on YIM,

Since you are not posting pictorial evidence here, lets exchange it there and then we can return here to discuss other 'domestic' requirements

Equal opportunity for all? I don't think so - I go ONLY for the best.  Tongue Cool
ariblaze (m)
Re: Husband Needed For Domestic Duties:
« #29 on: May 08, 2008, 12:38 AM »

@ nubi

what happens to my friend now?

i have given him your number already Wink
NubianQ (f)
Re: Husband Needed For Domestic Duties:
« #30 on: May 08, 2008, 10:30 PM »

hey guys send your applications n then we can proceed to facebook and then,
totolover (m)
Re: Husband Needed For Domestic Duties:
« #31 on: May 09, 2008, 04:09 PM »

I hear say one retiring 'ashi' wan marry husband. Omo, husband hard to get for decent chics. How much more for 'ashi'. Me, I can't'sint apply but I can 'do'. NubianQ, whether you lepa or you orobo. We must 'dance' konkobelow. So abeg no vex but I wan apply to 'hammer' u. B4 your retirement. That's why am totolover.   
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