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feelgood (m)
Mom
« on: May 09, 2008, 11:51 AM »

MOM!

A small boy is sent to bed by his mother.

[Five minutes later]

"Mom."

"What?"

"I'm thirsty. Can you bring me a glass of water?"

"No. You had your chance. Lights out."

[Five minutes later]

"Mom."

"What?"

"I'm thirsty. Can I please have a glass of water?"

"I told you no! If you ask again, I'll have to spank you!"

[Five minutes later]

"Mommm."

"WHAT?!"

"When you come in to spank me, can you bring me a glass of water?"
ohilebo (m)
Re: Mom
« #1 on: May 09, 2008, 12:29 PM »

 Grin That kid must have been Tufe, Ituen or Sucekid Lips sealed
info (m)
Re: Mom
« #2 on: May 09, 2008, 02:00 PM »

djcrooky (m)
Re: Mom
« #3 on: May 09, 2008, 02:04 PM »

or info cause it has been behaving dumb lately
kayowalemi (m)
Re: Mom
« #4 on: May 09, 2008, 05:16 PM »

You are right
Quote from: djcrooky on May 09, 2008, 02:04 PM
or info cause it has been behaving dumb lately
tytylayor (f)
Re: Mom
« #5 on: May 09, 2008, 05:49 PM »

d kid is not tufe, ituen,saucekid nor info but ohilebo Tongue
kayowalemi (m)
Re: Mom
« #6 on: May 09, 2008, 05:56 PM »

then it must be you
Quote from: tytylayor on May 09, 2008, 05:49 PM
d kid is not tufe, ituen,saucekid nor info but ohilebo Tongue
info (m)
Re: Mom
« #7 on: May 09, 2008, 06:19 PM »

Quote from: djcrooky on May 09, 2008, 02:04 PM
or info
Why me Lips sealed
tytylayor (f)
Re: Mom
« #8 on: May 09, 2008, 06:20 PM »

i said ohilebo, cnt u hear word? Shocked
info (m)
Re: Mom
« #9 on: May 09, 2008, 09:09 PM »

i no dey hear word once na after 6:00
olulu
Re: Mom
« #10 on: May 09, 2008, 09:47 PM »

Quote from: info on May 09, 2008, 09:09 PM
i no dey hear word once na after 6:00

sperm clog your ear drums?



@poster

nice one,  Grin
clemcykul (m)
Re: Mom
« #11 on: May 12, 2008, 11:29 AM »

effect of buttered sperm
ohilebo (m)
Re: Mom
« #12 on: May 12, 2008, 11:36 AM »

@ tytylayor , if the kid is ohis, that means u are the mom, and I go worry your life tire  Tongue
tytylayor (f)
Re: Mom
« #13 on: May 13, 2008, 01:59 PM »

n i no go anser u again, u go thirst tire Tongue
clemcykul (m)
Re: Mom
« #14 on: May 15, 2008, 11:51 AM »

thats my girl Kiss make thirst kill am wit im bald head
tytylayor (f)
Re: Mom
« #15 on: May 15, 2008, 12:05 PM »

lmao
ohilebo (m)
Re: Mom
« #16 on: May 15, 2008, 12:26 PM »

@ clemcykul , I know say I get bald head, but your own baldness dey below in your pant Angry
clemcykul (m)
Re: Mom
« #17 on: May 15, 2008, 03:19 PM »

that na the gift of nature but your own na surfer head Grin
ohilebo (m)
Re: Mom
« #18 on: May 15, 2008, 03:57 PM »

@ Clemcy, your own na lack of manure and rain, u need some fertilizers over there, maybe some guy to fit help u out with some serious bla bla blaing and deposit some natural fertilizers there   Tongue

I fit help u out sha oooo Tongue
clemcykul (m)
Re: Mom
« #19 on: May 16, 2008, 08:59 AM »

my personality na bla bla bla
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