Danfo Driver

A Nursery 1 student in a danfo bus in Lagos, Nigeria > from school was reciting the day's lesson at school, > It went thus: > > If my father is a cock and my mother a hen, I will be > a chick. > > If my father is a lion and my mother a lioness, I will > be a cub. > > If my father is a king and my mother a queen, I will > be a prince etc, etc. > > The bus driver was irritated by the boys 'noise'; he > shouted at the boy asking him to shut up. But the boy > continued. > > Then the driver shouted; what if your father is an > 'armed robber' and your mother an 'ashewo' > (prostitute), what will you be? > > The boy replied; I will be a 'Danfo Driver' >

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