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sholabanke (m)
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Tight Skirt, Bus Stop
One day, at a bus stop there was a girl who was wearing a skintight miniskirt. When the bus arrived and it was her turn to get on, she realized that her skirt was so tight she couldn't get her foot high enough to reach to step.
Thinking it would give her enough slack to raise her leg, she reached back and unzipped her skirt a little. She still could not reach the step. Embarrassed, she reached back once again to unzip it a little more. Still, she couldn't reach the step.
So, with her skirt zipper halfway down, she reached back and unzipped her skirt all the way. Thinking that she could get on the step now, she lifted up her leg only to realize that she still couldn't reach the step.
So, seeing how embarrassed the girl was, the man standing behind her put his hands around her waist and lifted her up on to the first step of the bus. The girl turned around furiously and said, "How dare you touch my body that way, I don't even know you!"
Shocked, the man says, "Well, ma'am, after you reached around and unzipped my fly three times, I kind of figured that we were friends."
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djcrooky (m)
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nice one shola
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oluyemimi (f)
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yeah!! right!!!!  |
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kayowalemi (m)
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Thank God she didn't pull down the man's trousers
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clemcykul
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lmao  |
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segunpc (m)
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hmm i laugh small.
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saucekid (m)
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make una type something
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Thug Life (m)
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I need a typist,you can send your cv.
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dreday (m)
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That was so hilarious,I have a face splitting grin on my face right now |
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dutchess (f)
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wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooow what a crazzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzy mistake,haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.  |
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clemcykul
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i contribute my second hand laff
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mykali (m)
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and i contribute my brown toothed laff
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saucekid (m)
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who tell you?
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saucekid (m)
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why u shutup?
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kayowalemi (m)
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Why I no b d guy wet folo her?
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kayowalemi (m)
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Why I no b d guy wey folo her?
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saucekid (m)
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wetin you mean by that?
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clemcykul
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u don forget say him name na mr meaningless? |
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saucekid (m)
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na him middle name
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kayowalemi (m)
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u don forget say him name na mr meaningless? You see she don talk am. I no mean anytin |
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saucekid (m)
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good for you
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