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kayowalemi (m)
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Three guys, Ade, Akpan and Adams, were tired of life and decided to commit suicide. But death option became confusing for them
"I think if we wait for a moving train or trailer, within a minute we won't feel anything again." Suggested Akpan.
Ade said, "no, no no, it is not good to carry shattered and broken bones to God."
"Ok, lets hang ourselves." Adams proffered.
"Can't u see it is the same thing? A broken neck? No, i don't like that." Ade said.
Adam thought over it and came up with poison method.
Ade rejected it based on the fact that it would be internal damage of organs
"Maybe we should jump in a fast moving river?"Akpan supplied again
This suited Ade, "I think thats the best. So lets go"
At the river side. Adam had been beating his chest as the bravest and truly he was the first to jump, calling the rest to follow him.
"Who should go next?" Akpan asked Ade.
"You are the next." Ade Told him and without second thought, he jumped into it.
But before he died he saw Ade walking away.
Fifty years later Ade died of natural cause and went to heaven. The two friends met him at heaven’s gate and asked him why he didn’t follow immediately.
“Since u have no one to cry after your death, I changed my mind and I went back home to mourn your death.”
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ibkaye (f)
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i don't get it, please explain  |
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A_K_O (m)
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They all initially agreed to die. Three guys, Ade, Akpan and Adams, were tired of life and decided to commit suicide. But Ade swarved Akpan "Who should go next?" Akpan asked Ade.
"You are the next." Ade Told him and without second thought, he jumped into it.
He now gave the xcuse that he went to mourn their deaths though he really, literarilly cheated death. It's actually not that funny but the guy try small.  |
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ibkaye (f)
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They all initially agreed to die. But Ade swarved Akpan He now gave the xcuse that he went to mourn their deaths though he really, literarilly cheated death. It's actually not that funny but the guy try small. oh, i understand that he literally cheated death, i was just trying to find the funny part, oh well, good try kayo  @A_K_O Thankyou for helping to explain |
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kayowalemi (m)
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I think this section JOKES ETC. The ETC could be poem, short story, letter, rumour, and so on. Some are to make you laugh, teach moral, warn you and not necessarily a funny joke at all cost. Ok?
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ibkaye (f)
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I think this section JOKES ETC. The ETC could be poem, short story, letter, rumour, and so on. Some are to make you laugh, teach moral, warn you and not necessarily a funny joke at all cost. Ok?
sorry o  |
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kayowalemi (m)
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I'm not angry at you, am just trying to explain. I beg no vex ooooooo. I like you. sorry o |
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ibkaye (f)
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I'm not angry at you, am just trying to explain. I beg no vex ooooooo. I like you.
ok o, thankyou |
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clemcykul
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*laffs* though i don't understand the joke  |
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kayowalemi (m)
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@clemcykul
it is not really to make you laugh, just to teach moral. The moral is don't allow anybody to push into doing what they won't do. He chose brutal death for his friend and the most convenient for himself
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ibkaye (f)
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@clemcykul
it is not really to make you laugh, just to teach moral. The is don't allow anybody to push into doing what they won't do.
so true |
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segunpc (m)
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prolongation.
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info (m)
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The moral is don't allow anybody to push into doing what they won't do.
 Let do it jo |
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kayowalemi (m)
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Do wetin? Let do it jo |
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info (m)
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Do wetin?
commit suicide.
Yea |
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kayowalemi (m)
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I don't know what to do about you INFO, you have become a man of very few words. Because of you I don go enrol for sign language school, at least to be able to communicate with You.
On YEA, which method You want?
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