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denony (m)
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It's really hell there, Could you Imaging airline officers denying me my travel? am already in the airport to travel and ten minutes to the travel they brought out a message that they cvan't carry people with any D category visa. I have to go back.
I went and collected another Visa B category in Abuja, Went to the airport again to travel and they held my passport telling me that they are not away of any Vietnam Embassy in Abuja. Something that could'nt take them ten minutes to call the ambassador for confirmation took them almost 9 days, and i have only 2 weeks visa, my fellow nairalanders please tell me when airline officers has become Immigration officers.
After they confirmed, I prepare again getting there, to get a burding pass, they started checking one thing or the other but couldn't find what they will make money with, noiw they started with my hotel reservation, which was suppose to expire the next day because of the delay, to my surprise they refused me a burding pass, that i should pay N10k before they will give me burding pass, I just did that to be on a safe side.
My fellow nairalanders could you imaging that the more you meet each group the more you pay, the one that stamped my passport ask for money i tolf her i have no naira again but dollar she saud am not serious, she started demanding for the dollar, it required prayer before my passport was stamped, getting to the next group he started asking me the amount of dollars an travelling with i was marveled, time is only remaining ten minutes to departure, this man held me for 7 of the ten minutes and i have to drop 2k, then face the last two groups with 1k each, my brother its like hell.
They are really in business there, (You must drop something from their superious to the lower) It's so ridiculous. (Something must be done in order to stop this mess, though i it's an experience on how to handle them next time.
All of them are hungry men and women, they don't care if you miss the flight, all they care if the money they are demanding for. - hiiiiiiiiseeeeeeeeeee
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dee02 (m)
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Is it only Airports?! It is everywhere, from ASO ROCK to MILE 12 market!
This is a "STANDARD" practise in Nigeria and has been there for a long time
Corruption, bribery, extortion, mugging, deception, D-I-S-honesty, day-light robbery, night-time robbery, everything, name it-R ALL RIFE IN NIGERIA
Everyday, from the least intelligent person to the most intelligent person in Nigeria is plotting how to rip the next man off either easily or forcefully!
Everything goes in Nigeria and it is hardly challenged becoz there is continous hardship,poverty, economic disentegration,rot and decay everywhere
CORRUPTION-FIRES ARE FUELLED AND KEPT BLAZING VIOLENTLY right from the top-heirarchies. Leaders and government officials who blatantly promote and practise all this despicable acts which are not helping matters
Every foreigner a Nigerian gets close to fears they want to be RIPPED THE FU/CK OFF
NIGERIANS love to RIP EACH OTHER OFF, KI NI BIG DEAL!!!!
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subice (m)
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Sad but true. And our current leaders couldn't care less about doing something to sort it out.
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sheniqua
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na today? carry even small bottle of palm oil come near the airport,they'll tell you you can't fly with palm oil yet for a "fee" the palm oil is good to fly. Thank God so far I've never had to give any bribes, I've been able to beg my way through or God just blinded them from seeing my foodstuff. My last trip,the customs woman after ransacking my bag and missing my Ijebu garri,egusi and palm oil in her hurry just said auntie,find me something now. This is a woman perhaps 10-15 years older than me calling me auntie. I genuinely felt pity for her and promised to give her something after check in and I did.
The call center phone guy even claimed he had no change after I placed a call to my folks at the airport and after he heard me speak Igbo,come and see begging. I left him the change and also gave him some more,I felt bad and moreover,I didn't need the naira,I was already coming back to the USA.
I would feel better if they asked me for money than demand it as a birthright. we give tips here in America for services I have no problems giving to service workers but at my own discretion.
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oYaTo (m)
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They are really in business there, (You must drop something from their superious to the lower) It's so ridiculous. (Something must be done in order to stop this mess, though i it's an experience on how to handle them next time.
omo denony i feel your story o! those guys are f^ckin mad! Abeg can u give a few pointers on how to handle them, because i'm travellin soon and i'm not prepared to shell out a dime for any damn person! this leaves a sour taste in my mouth!
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igbonla (m)
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Sad but true. And our current leaders couldn't care less about doing something to sort it out.
This is a battle for you and I, not the leaders. There has to be a giver for the corruption link to be complete. We can help by not giving; tough but achievable. After they confirmed, I prepare again getting there, to get a burding pass, they started checking one thing or the other but couldn't find what they will make money with, noiw they started with my hotel reservation, which was suppose to expire the next day because of the delay, to my surprise they refused me a burding pass, that i should pay N10k before they will give me burding pass, I just did that to be on a safe side.
My fellow nairalanders could you imaging that the more you meet each group the more you pay, the one that stamped my passport ask for money i tolf her i have no naira again but dollar she saud am not serious, she started demanding for the dollar, it required prayer before my passport was stamped, getting to the next group he started asking me the amount of dollars an travelling with i was marveled, time is only remaining ten minutes to departure, this man held me for 7 of the ten minutes and i have to drop 2k, then face the last two groups with 1k each, my brother its like hell.
They are really in business there, (You must drop something from their superious to the lower) It's so ridiculous. (Something must be done in order to stop this mess, though i it's an experience on how to handle them next time.
All of them are hungry men and women, they don't care if you miss the flight, all they care if the money they are demanding for. - hiiiiiiiiseeeeeeeeeee
You paid because you really wanted to make that trip. What if you forfeited the trip simply because you wont pay bribe? How much sacrifice are you willing to make for the battle against corruption? We can keep shouting and screaming but those guys will keep demanding and collecting the bribes until we start refusing to give. omo denony i feel your story o! those guys are f^ckin mad! Abeg can u give a few pointers on how to handle them, because i'm travellin soon and i'm not prepared to shell out a dime for any damn person!
this leaves a sour taste in my mouth!
Simply (politely) refuse to give; let them know you don't give and watch your luggage properly. You do have a choice between dining with the devil (short or long spoon) and starving to death. What choice would you make? God bless Nigeria.
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good king
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oyato thank you,
do you know that bad people are really few in the conutry? and you also know that we are the ones who give them the power? yes, they pretend to be good, they are verymuch ready to have the whole world for their generation, killing and collecting the public money for their generation unborn, so they want to do anythings to keep the power. they love having meetings at night, let us speakout and tell the world who they are, bad men in white colth.
oyato do you know that we can stop the few bad people?
Regards,
Good king
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ayomifull (f)
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I have worked with the NPA and when i read about getting rid of corruption in Nigeria i wonder if this can ever be a reality. Corruption has eaten deep into the country that it exist everywhere and believe it or not there are things you can't possibly get through without bribe in Nigeria. This is not being negative its the fact. Fighting and claiming right at times is a waste of time and will in no way put an end to this bribing menace.
Few weeks ago i was in front of legislative quaters in Abuja and wanted to drive in but the car was not allowed in because according to the police at the door the car is not an official car, i called the senator to see how we could get in and he asked us to 'dash' him something and he will let us in and with just N50 the unofficial car was let in.
A friend who works with one of the governors told me her colleaque had to report her boss to the gov for harrasing him sexually which she can not agree to because she is married and to her uttermost shock the govt told her point blank that that is the order of the day and that everyone including himself is quilty of it. So where will she turn to now and who will she report to? So what are we talking about? only God can heal Nigeria of curruption and bribe infact, i doubt if He can. (God forgive me i definitely know there is nothing you can not do)
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igbonla (m)
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I have worked with the NPA and when i read about getting rid of corruption in Nigeria i wonder if this can ever be a reality. Corruption has eaten deep into the country that it exist everywhere and believe it or not there are things you can't possibly get through without bribe in Nigeria. This is not being negative its the fact. Fighting and claiming right at times is a waste of time and will in no way put an end to this bribing menace.
Few weeks ago i was in front of legislative quaters in Abuja and wanted to drive in but the car was not allowed in because according to the police at the door the car is not an official car, i called the senator to see how we could get in and he asked us to 'dash' him something and he will let us in and with just N50 the unofficial car was let in.
A friend who works with one of the governors told me her colleaque had to report her boss to the gov for harrasing him sexually which she can not agree to because she is married and to her uttermost shock the govt told her point blank that that is the order of the day and that everyone including himself is quilty of it. So where will she turn to now and who will she report to? So what are we talking about? only God can heal Nigeria of curruption and bribe infact, i doubt if He can. (God forgive me i definitely know there is nothing you can not do)
Have you given up? Will corruption stop if you continue to give N50? Do you want to join them if you can't beat them? Is your friend's colleague sleeping with her boss now since the gov said it's the order of the day? Is that her choice between resigning and sleeping to keep her job? It is the choice we all make that will determine if the corruption will slow down or keep ravaging us. Will you join us by not offering bribe? Are you ready to suffer some discomfort to help fight this battle? Unfortunately, this is not the fight for God; He has given us the grace. Let's go use it. We can reduce corruption if we make the right choices. God bless Nigeria.
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FemiATL
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A custom or Immigration guy had summoned the courage to ask me for forex-------just one time on my way out of Lagos and I tell you if the guy sees me again, he will not even try to look at me in the face. He held on my GC and Passport and told me "give me something now". I told him i did not have anything casually and he said (Pointing to my bulging pocket-----almost touching it) "wetin dey there?".
Oh my God, I went ballistic--------shouting like a really crazy guy. NA YOU PUT AM THERE, NA YOU WORK FOR THE MONEY-----I said a lot of stuff that i cannot remember. The guy just gave me my docs really fast saying "Oga I beg dey go joo". Some of his colleagues just looked away like nothing happened.
I think the way you dress or the way you answer them will determine if they can approach you for bribe or not. Also if they think you are a younger person-----i.e than the person screening you, they will want to intimidate you.
There was once a custom guy asked me where I was living in the US and I answered him with so much disdain "If I tell you, will you know it?" He said Oga answer my question or I will delay you--------I laughed and I told him 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue, Washington DC. He said oh, I have a friend that lives in Washington DC. The people who new what I was saying just started laughing.
My advice to all travellers, is that always be composed------answer questions with short and precise answers and do not engage in small talk with this people-------thats just me.
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RampantT (f)
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@post na today? 
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angel101 (f)
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A custom or Immigration guy had summoned the courage to ask me for forex-------just one time on my way out of Lagos and I tell you if the guy sees me again, he will not even try to look at me in the face. He held on my GC and Passport and told me "give me something now". I told him i did not have anything casually and he said (Pointing to my bulging pocket-----almost touching it) "wetin dey there?".
Oh my God, I went ballistic--------shouting like a really crazy guy. NA YOU PUT AM THERE, NA YOU WORK FOR THE MONEY-----I said a lot of stuff that i cannot remember. The guy just gave me my docs really fast saying "Oga I beg dey go joo". Some of his colleagues just looked away like nothing happened.
I think the way you dress or the way you answer them will determine if they can approach you for bribe or not. Also if they think you are a younger person-----i.e than the person screening you, they will want to intimidate you.
There was once a custom guy asked me where I was living in the US and I answered him with so much disdain "If I tell you, will you know it?" He said Oga answer my question or I will delay you--------I laughed and I told him 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue, Washington DC. He said oh, I have a friend that lives in Washington DC. The people who new what I was saying just started laughing.
My advice to all travellers, is that always be composed------answer questions with short and precise answers and do not engage in small talk with this people-------thats just me.
spot on! i adopt a similar attitude when travelling and i have never had a problem. the onus is on us individuals to stamp out this corruption that has just about taken over. even at the local airport, i DO NOT for any reason patronise touts. i only allow them carry my bags for a fee if i have heavy/plenty luggage. Have you given up? Will corruption stop if you continue to give N50? Do you want to join them if you can't beat them? Is your friend's colleague sleeping with her boss now since the gov said it's the order of the day? Is that her choice between resigning and sleeping to keep her job?
It is the choice we all make that will determine if the corruption will slow down or keep ravaging us. Will you join us by not offering bribe? Are you ready to suffer some discomfort to help fight this battle?
Unfortunately, this is not the fight for God; He has given us the grace. Let's go use it.
We can reduce corruption if we make the right choices.
God bless Nigeria.
my sentiments exactly! i would rather have parked outside or elsewhere than offer the 'dash'
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seyibrown (f)
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I agree with FemiATL.
Composure matters a lot. You need to know when to smile, laugh and when not to. Short precise answers to their questions helps them realise you don't have time for nonsense.
The last time I travelled Lagos- Heathrow, after my hand luggage was checked, this immigration officer excused my aside, asked to see my passport, asked me my name, what job I did, where I lived. I just told him with a straight face, no smiling, no fidgeting, no patronising comments etc. He then said something about if he would find anything undeclared on me if he took me to a room to search. I just said, he wouldnt find anything. After perusing the passport to his satisfaction, he handed it back to me.
I said a thank you and left him standing there.
Then it was the turn of Virgin Atlantic attendants to ask me to 'drop something, auntie'. I did feel very embarrased FOR THEM but all I did was just smile at them. I wasn't going to encourage them by giving them 'something'.
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oYaTo (m)
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oyato thank you,
do you know that bad people are really few in the conutry? and you also know that we are the ones who give them the power? yes, they pretend to be good, they are verymuch ready to have the whole world for their generation, killing and collecting the public money for their generation unborn, so they want to do anythings to keep the power. they love having meetings at night, let us speakout and tell the world who they are, bad men in white colth.
oyato do you know that we can stop the few bad people?
Regards,
Good king
guy u dey scare me o 
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vikiviko (m)
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The immigration guys at the airport are crooks .
They sometimes look at the face before asking for settlement.
If you are travelling for the 1st time its a tug of war, because they know you are naive and excited they will capitalise on it, to intimidate and threaten you.
My last experience with 1 was a drama, he asked for dollars from me, i told him i can't give him.He delayed me and we exchanged blows, i was subsequently arrested,I indentified myself and i reported him to his superior, i later heard he was transfered from the airport.
You have to know your ground and be bold when they ask you stupid questions.
They are crooks at the Lagos international airport , i don't know of Abuja.
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sweetchick (f)
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I travel quite frequebtly and I have never had any of these unpleasant experiences escept for one time, one guy searching my luggage asked me to 'find something for him' and i asked him point blank 'why?'. He did not dare repeat the question
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eterpete
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I do not think we should over flog the fact that Nigeria's issue is mind bogling .Well, but you can also flex your biceps any time anyone want to take you for a ride (GboGBo wa ni naija) we are all Nigerians. No one should Cheat another Naija (Law 11)
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dee02 (m)
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Is it actually RIP-OFF
More like a SLAP-OFF and FU/CK-OFF unless u can stand your ground!!
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lobinoxebe (m)
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There are most cases in Life where all rules will be bent, I hate bribe, but i only bribe when i have an appointment of 5million naira and i have to make my way through with just 50k,
so guys wise up, we re in Nigeria, give what is for Siza to Siza, don't be the too know law type,
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londoner
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Almond Joy/Tchinasa/xiomarra, good to see you are at least consistent. Hope your having a good day so far. 
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Spermdrops (m)
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Almond Joy/Tchinasa/xiomarra, good to see you are at least consistent. Hope your having a good day so far.  Ouch! 
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sheniqua
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Ouch!  almondjoy  you this girl
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manmustwac (m)
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rip offs at nigerian airports is just a reflection on nigerian society if u enter transport and your travelling from lagos to benin your vehicle driver would pay no less than 20 small bribes on the way to benin, if your in university and you don't read your books u can bribe your lecturers to pass you, if anything is to change in nigeria it has to start from the very top and then gradually it will trickle down to the bottom
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babycool (f)
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A custom or Immigration guy had summoned the courage to ask me for forex-------just one time on my way out of Lagos and I tell you if the guy sees me again, he will not even try to look at me in the face. He held on my GC and Passport and told me "give me something now". I told him i did not have anything casually and he said (Pointing to my bulging pocket-----almost touching it) "wetin dey there?".
Oh my God, I went ballistic--------shouting like a really crazy guy. NA YOU PUT AM THERE, NA YOU WORK FOR THE MONEY-----I said a lot of stuff that i cannot remember. The guy just gave me my docs really fast saying "Oga I beg dey go joo". Some of his colleagues just looked away like nothing happened.
I think the way you dress or the way you answer them will determine if they can approach you for bribe or not. Also if they think you are a younger person-----i.e than the person screening you, they will want to intimidate you.
There was once a custom guy asked me where I was living in the US and I answered him with so much disdain "If I tell you, will you know it?" He said Oga answer my question or I will delay you--------I laughed and I told him 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue, Washington DC. He said oh, I have a friend that lives in Washington DC. The people who new what I was saying just started laughing.
My advice to all travellers, is that always be composed------answer questions with short and precise answers and do not engage in small talk with this people-------thats just me.
Now this is what i am talking about!!FemiATL ABEG TELL THEM! @ good KingThanks 
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denony (m)
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OYATO
The experience i acquired is this:
If they hold you to drop, and trying to delay you start arguing with them in a very serious way, tell them its never part of their business.
Could you imagine, one was giving them 1k they refused but when the started shouting on each and everyone of them other officers entered the office to calm the guy down, and they started begging the guy again, give him back his money and document, (with abeg)
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tRoOE (f)
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LOL Rip Off is an understatment
When i was visiting Naija last xmas i didn't have mine naija passport, so to cut the story short sha, the officers were like i have to give them pounds, i was like wtf, anyway i gave them 40 dollars and those stinky fools had the audacity to tell me that the money wasn't enough for all 7 of them, like i give a shit. Before I left the airport that money, have spent roughly $100 something, they tried searching my luggage’s, but hell no i wasn't going to allow them to put their filthy hands through my clothes or personal things, so i had to pay before i was permitted to go out the airport
On my return back to state, i showed them by passport oh they were telling me i look different, kai i was like which kind wahala be this, then he asked me for my state id but i showed him my school addy, then he was like where is your Social Security card, I was like when do they start printing pictures oh it, he didn’t answer, I started cussing him at him sha, I wasn’t scared what was going to happen because I know he would have lost his job that day, at the end of the day he apologize sha, I don’t him to pocket it.
He probably thought i was mumu , thinking he can rip me off, thinking am i be jjc, Naija people are fraud jare 
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blacksta (m)
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It is so sad for Nigeria 0 - Corruption don eat into the core of our soul - Only the blood of Jesus can cleanse this disease.
If you want to enter the airport - You settle ( parted with 200 Naira
you dey weigh bag - You settle
Airline offical - wetin you eat remain for us - you settle ( parted with 500 Naira)
Custom man check your bag and they find food - you settle In my case had to part with 1500 ( custom man requested 4k)
Airline official say your bag to heavy - you settle ( parted with 200 Naira)
Total before departure -- 2400 Naira - Na wa o
at that point i was fed up
Ndlea staff - started asking me series of question - I just told him i lost my father thats why i am in Naija - the man left me alone immediately
Next time i am in Naija - I will stick to ( I have just lost my dad line) believe me it works. You know say naija people dey fear death or get this thing about dead man.
But i hope one day this will change.
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Dantecmu (m)
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@House I don't see any reason why you should bribe whosoever when your on the right hand side of the law. i mean if you bribe them because your carrying Oil the question is are you supposed to carry oil, if you bribe them cause your have an excess luggage well you are supposed to pay for excesses in it. I have never and would never PART with a dime for nobody that i can assure the HOUSE.
Ciao.
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Xiomarra
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You must be the gay who told the story.  Yeah! How can we forget. What a story that was. It hit the Wall Street Journal and Time Magazine at #1 for 24 consecutive months.  Look here, if no be say them ban me, none of una qualify to shut me up even in ma grave. As you can see, I am not hiding under any rock. I DEY KAMKPEEEEEEEEEEE!!! Try another trick please. As you can see the so called "Oyatoto" and the shemale gang have run out of steam. Or is it "Teghese Murphy" or whatever the idiot calls itself?  almondjoy  you this girl he he he he he he he he he he.  I say nothing dey loss. Not even one single curly pubic hair for my garawa!  Everthing still dey complete! 
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Xiomarra
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Abeg this na dead topic. Nigerians will always continue to rip people off because that is the only thing they know how to do. Sadly enough, not intelligent to even successfully pull off the daftest of all heists. What a bunch of dummies, in a nation of daffy ducks! 
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