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Honest Lawyer
An investment counselor decided to go out on her own. She was shrewd and diligent, so business kept coming in, and pretty soon she realized that she needed an in-house counsel. She began to interview young lawyers.
"As I'm sure you can understand," she started off with one of the first applicants, "in a business like this, our personal integrity must be beyond question." She leaned forward. "Mr. Peterson, are you an honest lawyer?"
"Honest?" replied the job prospect. "Let me tell you something about honest. Why, I'm so honest that my father lent me $15,000 for my education, and I paid back every penny the minute I tried my very first case."
"Impressive. And what sort of case was that?"
The lawyer squirmed in his seat and admitted, "He sued me for the money."
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Off-Duty
An off-duty police officer, familiar with radar guns, drove through a school zone within the legal speed limit when the flash of a camera went off, taking a picture of his license plate.
The officer, thinking the radar was in error, drove by again even more slowly. Another flash. He did it again for a third time, at an even slower speed. Same result.
"This guy must have screwed up the settings," the off-duty officer thought.
A few weeks later, when he received the violations in the mail, he discovered three traffic tickets--each for not wearing a seat belt.
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tytylayor (f)
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In Love
A man sitting at the window one evening casually called to his wife, "There's that woman that the guy next door is in love with!"
His wife, in the kitchen, dropped the plate she was drying, ran into the living room, knocked over a vase, and looked out the window. "Where? Where?" she demanded.
"Right over there on the corner. The lady in the blue dress."
"You idiot! That's his wife!"
"Yes, I know," the husband grinned.
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tytylayor (f)
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clem where av u been  missed ya  |
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clemcykul
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thanks for laffn u can go to bed
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olulu
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ty ty u don dey try o  infact i go buy u dinner |
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tytylayor (f)
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na brakefast i want |
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olulu
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no yawa, after dinner, then, u know na, so when we now wake d next morning, u go chop breakfast even lunch sef |
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clemcykul
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will you shatap!
why u too dey misyarn mr anaconda?
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kayowalemi (m)
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@Olulu
Abi u wan toast her. She no dey available unless u invite us together, so I can hear the tin u wan talk to her at d dinner
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tytylayor (f)
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tnk u jareee kayowalemi  |
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info (m)
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Open Ya Teeth  |
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saucekid (m)
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see teeth wey he no brush
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info (m)
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Kid, Show us yours* |
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saucekid (m)
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no need for that?
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jaymobb (m)
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because all those kola wey u dey chop don spoil am
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tytylayor (f)
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hw u tke noe  |
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jaymobb (m)
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because i av seen them and i know  |
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saucekid (m)
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abi na ya mallam own you see
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olulu
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will you shatap!
why u too dey misyarn mr anaconda?
hmmmmmmmm u want a piece of me? |
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tytylayor (f)
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Smoking on the Bus
I am on a bus. The driver announces that smoking is prohibited and punishable by a fine of several hundred dollars. Suddenly, a baby starts crying.
"Come on kid, you're only 6-months-old, you can make it without a cigarette."
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tytylayor (f)
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Nymphomaniac
The woman seated herself in the psychiatrists office.
"What seems to be the problem?" the doctor asked.
"Well, I, uh," she stammered. "I think I, uh, might be a nymphomaniac."
"I see," he said. "I can help you, but I must advise you that my fee is $80 an hour."
"That's not bad," she replied. "How much for all night?"
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olulu
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hmmmmm, i will do her for free just send her to me nice one ty ty, d dinner offer is still open o |
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tytylayor (f)
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where is it taken place?
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kayowalemi (m)
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I go folo una
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tytylayor (f)
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go do wetin mr folofolo |
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kayowalemi (m)
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You wan with another man for a dinner? When I fit give u breakfast, lunch, dinner everyday |
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kayowalemi (m)
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You wan go with another man for a dinner? When I fit give u breakfast, lunch, dinner everyday |
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olulu
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where is it taken place?
where else? na 4my palatial 2bed room apartment in gbagada time is 8pm dress code, well, , sumtin that can b removed with one hand |
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