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kayowalemi (m)
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No problem me too get that kind clothes I go wear am folo her.  |
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saucekid (m)
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the one you use for ya menial work abi?
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jaymobb (m)
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so after dinner u can help them pack plates
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tytylayor (f)
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:d :d :d :d
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kayowalemi (m)
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the one you use for ya menial work abi?
yes ooooo it is very sexy cloth, walai, if ya babe see me in it she go fall 1, 2, 3, and so on times in love with me. so after dinner u can help them pack plates
parking plate na my hobby, but 4 that night I go remain permanently glued to tyty |
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Lakeside (m)
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oh girl yu too much, i throw way salute, 9ice one, but no go kill person ooo all my nerves don dey pain me oooo i dey come make i go piss, |
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kayowalemi (m)
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I smell people wey dey wet bed plenty when them b small pikin. We call them watering can |
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tytylayor (f)
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parking plate na my hobby, but 4 that night I go remain permanently glued to tyty kayo wetin be that one? u don turn to super glue?  @lakeside u dey go piss abi u dey go change your nappy  |
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tytylayor (f)
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Nuns and Hot Dogs
Two nuns took their first trip outside the convent. They had never seen a baseball game, so they got tickets. Once inside, they sat in the bleachers, and hearing a vender selling hot dogs, one said, "We've never had hot dogs before," and they decided to order a couple.
The first nun unwrapped her hot dog, and proceeded to quickly wrap it up again, saying, "Oh, my!"
"What's wrong, sister?" asked her companion.
"Well," came the reply, "which part of the dog did you get?"
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tytylayor (f)
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Experience
Several weeks after a young man had been hired, he was called into the personnel director's office.
"What is the meaning of this?" the director asked. "When you applied for this job, you told us you had five years experience. Now we discovered this is the first job you've ever held."
"Well," the young man replied, "in your advertisement you said you wanted somebody with imagination."
VIPs
I was in the VIP lounge last week en route to Seattle. While in the lounge, I notice Bill Gates sitting on the chesterfield enjoying a cognac. I was meeting with a very important client who was also flying to Seattle with me but she was running a bit late.
Being a forward type of guy, I approached Mr. Gates and introduced myself. I explained to him that I was conducting some very important business and how much I would appreciate it if he could throw a quick "hello Chris" at me when I was with my client. He agreed.
Ten minutes later while I was conversing with my client, I felt a tap on my shoulder. It was Bill Gates. I turned around and looked up at him. He said,
"Hi Chris, what's happening?"
To which I replied, "Buzz off Gates, I'm in a meeting."
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olulu
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ty ty u get my kisses for free any day just come book appointments |
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kayowalemi (m)
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@Olulu, my greedy papa Y u no commot ya eyes from small chick like tyty, she is just clock 16 years about 12 minutes a go and leave am 4 me? You better b careful when You sleep and mak sure say You sleep with one eye because I fit carry tailor machine seal that mouth you wan use kiss tyty |
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olulu
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@kayowa i love them young, that way they easily movable, carryable, twist round-able, u know, i no like missionary, so the younger, the more flexible and d more sweeter as per your sewing machine, na your anus them go sew up, then plug your 3rd leg up too no shitting, no pissing for u |
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oineoma (m)
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, just, lookin,
great board, Wrong spirit, Guy! Grow up, fast, Why do you guys on this forum act like u can't keep it together? Abi is that a way of showin u 're all clowns.? Una go flirt una ways to hell on day, still watchin to see who ll react first, conscience, truth hurts
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tytylayor (f)
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Advice
On a flight to Florida, I was preparing my notes for one of the parent education seminars I conduct as an educational psychologist. The elderly woman sitting next to me explained that she was returning to Miami after having spent two weeks visiting her six children, 18 grandchildren and ten great-grandchildren in Boston.
Then she inquired what I did for a living. I told her, fully expecting her to question me for free professional advice. Instead she sat back and said, "If there's anything you want to know, just ask me."
Deadly Food
A dietitian was once addressing a large audience in New York City.
"The material we put into our stomachs is enough to have killed most of us sitting here, years ago. Red meat is awful. Vegetables can be disastrous, and none of us realizes that there are germs in our drinking water."
"But there is one thing that is the most dangerous of all, and all of us eat it. Can anyone here tell me what lethal product I'm referring to?"
"You, sir, in the first row, please give us your idea." said the dietitian.
The man lowered his head and responded, "Wedding cake?"
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kayowalemi (m)
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Olulu,
B attentive to our God-sent missinary. He is preachin the message. Shall we mak him archbishop since we get pope before?
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tytylayor (f)
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n who's that |
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kayowalemi (m)
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na oineoma
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saucekid (m)
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what a name!
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jaymobb (m)
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i wonda who gave him that name
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saucekid (m)
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no other than person wey know am
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tytylayor (f)
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d person wey giv am that kind name no do well at all  |
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tytylayor (f)
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Low Stock
A store manager overheard a clerk saying to a customer, "No, ma'am, we haven't had any for some weeks now, and it doesn't look as if we'll be getting any soon."
Alarmed by what was being said, the manager rushed over to the customer who was walking out the door and said, "That isn't true, ma'am. Of course, we'll have some soon. In fact, we placed an order for it a couple of weeks ago."
Then the manager drew the clerk aside and growled, "Never, never, never, never say we don't have something. If we don't have it, say we ordered it and it's on its way. Now, what was it she wanted?"
The clerk smiled and said, "Rain."
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olulu
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nice one girl u dey play my heart strings cinema or ciroma watever |
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kayowalemi (m)
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u too much babe
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