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exu (m)
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Why spell flogged with more g's and d's than is necessary, it adds nothing to your script.
Also, why flog me? Am I not a man-god worthy of your praise?
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Reverend (m)
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@ Exu If you did not know already, being flogggedd is far more painful than being flogged! They use more whips, that accounts for the extra g's and d's in the spelling  |
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lordimpaq (m)
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thank you reverend, for your explanation,
exu, your views are the weirdest i've eva seen,
but trust me, i've seeen weirder views than your wierdest views.
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exu (m)
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exu, your views are the weirdest i've eva seen,
but trust me, i've seeen weirder views than your wierdest views. Clarity is such a beautiful thing. Coherence is also beautiful. The Bible is ugly. Guess what you are? |
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ajia23 (m)
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exu
Do you compose poems? That was a very beautiful one.
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Seun (m)
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I'm going to start my own church, anyway. Stay tuned!
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Rhodalyn (f)
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talk Of l building Castles in the air LOL!
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Rhodalyn (f)
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wake Up and face Reality Seun, life aint a dream!
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retro (f)
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I'm going to start my own church, anyway. Stay tuned!
You? A church? Ha! Sarcasm is fun. |
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Reverend (m)
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You? A church? Ha! Sarcasm is fun.
Retro! If you promise to sit next to me in Seuns new church, then I will surely attend  |
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retro (f)
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Zoltan!
Do I get to touch your privates?
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ajia23 (m)
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retro
Why do you think seun cannot star a churh? Afterall you were calling to a new religion altogether when you asked us to worship Afeni.
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retro (f)
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retro
Why do you think seun cannot star a churh? Afterall you were calling to a new religion altogether when you asked us to worship Afeni.
Oh? What religion was that? Look, if you cannot spot sarcasm, it's none of my business. |
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Reverend (m)
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Zoltan!
Do I get to touch your privates?
No, only the officers |
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retro (f)
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No, only the officers Then no. I'm not going to his church. *Cries*. I really wanted to touch them. |
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Reverend (m)
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Then no. I'm not going to his church. *Cries*.
I really wanted to touch them.
OK, I give in! Your wish is my command. We will have to sit in the back row though |
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retro (f)
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Yay!
Gosh, Zoltan! I've missed you! . . . Don't go!!
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Rhodalyn (f)
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AbOrMiNaTIon!!!! Retro, Im Surely gonna let the Great Afeni know bout U wanting to touch Rev. . . . |
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retro (f)
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AbOrMiNaTIon!!!! Retro, I'm Surely going to let the Great Afeni know bout U wanting to touch Rev. . . . Hahaha! I'll kill you before you do! |
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Reverend (m)
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Yay!
Gosh, Zoltan! I've missed you! . . . Don't go!!
Darling Retro I am not going anywhere my sweety pie! I am here for you 24/7 like always! My shoulder is yours whenever you need it! Do not forget that you have a lifetime subscription to my Hug and Cuddle service  |
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retro (f)
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Talking about shoulders . . . I need one right now.
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Reverend (m)
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@ Retro Drop me an email. I will answer you as soon as I get home! |
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Rhodalyn (f)
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Hahaha! I'll kill you before you do!
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Ka
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Seun,
You want to start your own church? What kind of heresy is this? Just because I turn my back for several months while I enter a supremely mystical trance in order to attain the Seventh Level of Wisdom, you think the time is right to create a Schism in the Temple of the Sacred Coconut?
Be warned now that I have set upon you the Mark of the Husk. This will cause you to say rational and intelligent things whenever you open your mouth. As a result, any potential convert will be completely turned off from your message, and you will experience failure in your attempt to establish a rival Temple. . . until you repent of your wickedness.
All other members, remember - there is only One True Temple! You are advised to hold fast to the Fellowship of the Frond while I mete out punishment to the Disobedient Divisive One.
May the Kinship of the Kernel be with you all.
((Very Reverend) (Ordained Elder (Evangelist)) (High Prophet ) (Commanding Cardinal (Sanctified Priest))) Ka.
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Reverend (m)
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There is only one true church!
Forget the coconuts, mango's, bananas and gerkins, the way to go is to join 'The Church of the Kinky Mary Magdeline'
The Church of tomorrow for the sex loving, horny people of today!
Maybe to cut costs we could merge the two? How about the Church of the Kinky Cocunut?
Hail the Hairy Nut's of the Kinky one!
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retro (f)
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Zoltan, I'm already a member. By the way, do we get to have sex at CKMM?
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Reverend (m)
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Absolutely!
Below are the times. I will be extremely happy to deal with you on a personal basis and be your private tutor!
Monday to Fridays Quickies 10:00 - 12:00
The Saturday Love-in 11:00 - 18:00
The Sunday Bonk 10:00 - 16:00
1st Monday of each Month is the sexual miracle conference with orgy and barbecue!
Next Months star guests are Pastor Chris and his wife Anita who will give a naked Irish step dancing exhibition in the main hall!
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retro (f)
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Absolutely!
Below are the times. I will be extremely happy to deal with you on a personal basis and be your private tutor!
Monday to Fridays Quickies 10:00 - 12:00
The Saturday Love-in 11:00 - 18:00
The Sunday Bonk 10:00 - 16:00
1st Monday of each Month is the sexual miracle conference with orgy and barbecue!
Next Months star guests are Pastor Chris and his wife Anita who will give a naked Irish step dancing exhibition in the main hall!
Yay! This is the best church ever! |
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lordimpaq (m)
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@reverend are you really a reverend?  |
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retro (f)
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@reverend are you really a reverend? Of course! He has a job. |
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