Easiest Lays, When And Where You Had Them!?

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blush (f)
Re: Easiest Lays, When And Where You Had Them!?
« #32 on: May 15, 2008, 04:32 PM »

Quote from: The Sly on May 15, 2008, 04:30 PM
Yeah im in the Uni.

And before i forget. . . . .where would u like to go? tour all round Europe or where?. .
Bcos i love traveling as well . . . Cool

Nah, I've seen most of europe

I want to do south America, or maybe Africa, never been to Nigeria. Got a couple of months to decide

So is that a 1st degree u're studying for or a post grad

Pennywise
Re: Easiest Lays, When And Where You Had Them!?
« #33 on: May 15, 2008, 04:34 PM »

I do recall a particular stair case activity at a valentine (night) party during uni days. I could have sworn it was the same girl who ushered me to a seat 2 days later as an invitee worshipper. But wasnt quite sure.
Pennywise
Re: Easiest Lays, When And Where You Had Them!?
« #34 on: May 15, 2008, 04:37 PM »

Blush can you upload your pix for me to see. Please?
blush (f)
Re: Easiest Lays, When And Where You Had Them!?
« #35 on: May 15, 2008, 04:39 PM »

Quote from: Pennywise on May 15, 2008, 04:37 PM
Blush can you upload your pix for me to see. Please?

And why would I want to do that?
yemivictor (m)
Re: Easiest Lays, When And Where You Had Them!?
« #36 on: May 15, 2008, 04:39 PM »

Quote from: Pennywise on May 15, 2008, 04:34 PM
I do recall a particular stair case activity at a valentine (night) party during uni days. I could have sworn it was the same girl who ushered me to a seat 2 days later as an invitee worshipper. But wasnt quite sure.

LMAO!!! Grin Grin Grin

You see! That's more like it!!

You don't need to pay nobody, at least not cash!!! Grin
Busta (f)
Re: Easiest Lays, When And Where You Had Them!?
« #37 on: May 15, 2008, 04:39 PM »

Quote from: Pennywise on May 15, 2008, 04:34 PM
I do recall a particular stair case activity at a valentine (night) party during uni days. I could have sworn it was the same girl who ushered me to a seat 2 days later as an invitee worshipper. But wasnt quite sure.

hehehehe
both of u will hear from God . . reaaaallllllllll soon Tongue
yemivictor (m)
Re: Easiest Lays, When And Where You Had Them!?
« #38 on: May 15, 2008, 04:41 PM »

Quote from: Pennywise on May 15, 2008, 04:37 PM
Blush can you upload your pix for me to see. Please?

Guy! Sad

You didn't need to do that!! Huh
Pennywise
Re: Easiest Lays, When And Where You Had Them!?
« #39 on: May 15, 2008, 04:42 PM »

Quote from: blush on May 15, 2008, 04:39 PM
And why would I want to do that?

I think I am liking you already. And memories of that night just keep coming with your every post. I wonder?
Busta (f)
Re: Easiest Lays, When And Where You Had Them!?
« #40 on: May 15, 2008, 04:45 PM »

Quote from: yemivictor on May 15, 2008, 04:41 PM
Guy! Sad

You didn't need to do that!! Huh


You Blame him?

Trynna score himself anotha easy lay
blush (f)
Re: Easiest Lays, When And Where You Had Them!?
« #41 on: May 15, 2008, 04:45 PM »

Quote from: Pennywise on May 15, 2008, 04:42 PM
I think I am liking you already. And memories of that night just keep coming with your every post. I wonder?

So you can jerk-off to a pic of me right?
Pennywise
Re: Easiest Lays, When And Where You Had Them!?
« #42 on: May 15, 2008, 04:50 PM »

Quote from: blush on May 15, 2008, 04:45 PM
So you can jerk-off to a pic of me right?

Now lets see if u are all that
blush (f)
Re: Easiest Lays, When And Where You Had Them!?
« #43 on: May 15, 2008, 04:52 PM »

 I am and a bag of chips

blush (f)
Re: Easiest Lays, When And Where You Had Them!?
« #44 on: May 15, 2008, 04:52 PM »

you've got 10 secs then its coming down  Grin
Pennywise
Re: Easiest Lays, When And Where You Had Them!?
« #45 on: May 15, 2008, 04:57 PM »

All I see is an excellent environment for smooching but I don't see no babe
blush (f)
Re: Easiest Lays, When And Where You Had Them!?
« #46 on: May 15, 2008, 05:01 PM »

prove u wrong didnt I,

hope u enjoyed your wank Wink
Pennywise
Re: Easiest Lays, When And Where You Had Them!?
« #47 on: May 15, 2008, 05:10 PM »

Quote from: blush on May 15, 2008, 05:01 PM

hope u enjoyed your wank Wink

No time or patience for that. I go for the real thing. Always. See you around blush.
The Sly
Re: Easiest Lays, When And Where You Had Them!?
« #48 on: May 15, 2008, 05:17 PM »

Quote
Nah, I've seen most of europe

I want to do south America, or maybe Africa, never been to Nigeria. Got a couple of months to decide

So is that a 1st degree u're studying for or a post grad
Huh?. . .Never been to Nigeria? so u were born here right?


blush (f)
Re: Easiest Lays, When And Where You Had Them!?
« #49 on: May 15, 2008, 05:34 PM »

Quote from: The Sly on May 15, 2008, 05:17 PM
Huh?. . .Never been to Nigeria? so u were born here right?


Hey I thought you left  Grin

Yeah, my mum was Nigerian but she was born here as well, so I don't really have any ties.

you didnt say what degree you were studying for, or don't you want me to to know  Wink

My girl is back now, so we're going to get shit-faced

mail me sometime, my address is on my profile  Grin
The Sly
Re: Easiest Lays, When And Where You Had Them!?
« #50 on: May 15, 2008, 06:07 PM »

Quote from: blush on May 15, 2008, 05:34 PM
Hey I thought you left  Grin

Yeah, my mum was Nigerian but she was born here as well, so I don't really have any ties.

you didnt say what degree you were studying for, or don't you want me to to know  Wink

My girl is back now, so we're going to get shit-faced

mail me sometime, my address is on my profile  Grin
Hee. . . .HeeHee. . . Cheesy
Since im still going to e-mail you. . . .we will talk about that one. . . .cool init?  Wink
I'ma mail you sometimes. . . . .  Wink
vivaladiva (f)
Re: Easiest Lays, When And Where You Had Them!?
« #51 on: May 15, 2008, 09:21 PM »

met this guy on saturday at a night club, i tot he was really cool n very confident.
flirted all night,sexual chemistry was great, we exchanged numbers.
called me on sunday.
met up on monday, was surpose to go for a movie but he made sure by the time he picked me and we got to the cinemas it was nearing the end
i knew his game plan, i suggested we go to his house
got to his house, little bit of forepalay etc, got his dcik out very dissapointed
decided to shag him any way, the sex was crap
lost all the vava voom i had for him
he dropped me home
my on and off boyfriend was waiting for me he was furious
started to tear off his shirt. had a very fantastic shag
club guy calls me the next day, didnt answer his call
was that a cheap fcuk, you tell me?
Pennywise
Re: Easiest Lays, When And Where You Had Them!?
« #52 on: May 16, 2008, 11:33 AM »

@vivaladiva
A girl shouldnt be bashful about telling a guy she's had a bad fcuk and then go on to explain her preferences.

You could have had great fun with this guy you had a crush on but it appears you were biased against him the moment he brought out his tool, thinking oh no you can't give what you don't have.

I wish he will be on nairaland to tell us about his experience with you.
D-reloaded (f)
Re: Easiest Lays, When And Where You Had Them!?
« #53 on: May 16, 2008, 02:37 PM »

Quote from: Pennywise on May 16, 2008, 11:33 AM
@vivaladiva
A girl shouldnt be bashful about telling a guy she's had a bad fcuk and then go on to explain her preferences.

You could have had great fun with this guy you had a crush on but it appears you were biased against him the moment he brought out his tool, thinking oh no you can't give what you don't have.

I wish he will be on nairaland to tell us about his experience with you.

Is she not allowed to write her story without you jumping on her because of it. She was disappinmted with his "tool", so? What's with the "small weenies deserve love too" speech? Where are you people when someone goes around screaming about leaving a girl because of strech marks?

Abegi.
wahala2007 (m)
Re: Easiest Lays, When And Where You Had Them!?
« #54 on: May 16, 2008, 03:15 PM »

Quote from: vivaladiva on May 15, 2008, 09:21 PM
met this guy on saturday at a night club, i tot he was really cool n very confident.
flirted all night,sexual chemistry was great, we exchanged numbers.
called me on sunday.
met up on monday, was surpose to go for a movie but he made sure by the time he picked me and we got to the cinemas it was nearing the end
i knew his game plan, i suggested we go to his house
got to his house, little bit of forepalay etc, got his dcik out very dissapointed
decided to shag him any way, the sex was crap
lost all the vava voom i had for him
he dropped me home
my on and off boyfriend was waiting for me he was furious
started to tear off his shirt. had a very fantastic shag
club guy calls me the next day, didnt answer his call
was that a cheap fcuk, you tell me?

Tell that to the marines Tongue
I bet he must have been dissapointed in your deep kongo
NubianQ (f)
Re: Easiest Lays, When And Where You Had Them!?
« #55 on: May 16, 2008, 03:19 PM »


I met this guy, when i saw him i knew i wanted him, he was so hot n sexy so i took him out in my car, we kissed like crazy, he was all over my boobs and yes!!! i liked it

we go to my place and he takes off his boxers,  WHAT!!! i screamed because his willy wonka was LARGE, LONG, AND FULL  being horny and wild i rode the bastard till i came.

he turned me over to do me but i was already fed up with him CUZ I HAD BETTER THINGS TO DO. so i lay down and LIT a Cigarette and watched the mugu pound his life away.

couldnt drop him off because  i had finished with him and when i come, i don't think i need to bother about the guy, he left and tried to kiss me but i coulnt be bothered.

what a cheap lay he was because he kept screaming as if he was going to die, i know i was really sweet though Wink

i have had so many cheap lays CUZ MEN ARE TOOOOOOOOOOOO EASY , once u show them something they start breathing like BULLDOGS!!

call me what u want, i don't get paid for being LOVED!
D-reloaded (f)
Re: Easiest Lays, When And Where You Had Them!?
« #56 on: May 16, 2008, 03:20 PM »

Amazing how defensive guys get when a fellow "small in the pants" is attacked

Grin

NubianQ (f)
Re: Easiest Lays, When And Where You Had Them!?
« #57 on: May 16, 2008, 03:25 PM »



when a man is small in the pants its disaster oh! they make so much noise , all i do is give them my LAPS TO DO CUZ NO SMALL WILLY WONKER WILL ENTER MY KPUNTUS!!

I CAN HAVE A MAN WITH A SMALL DICK AS A PENPAL BUT NOT AS A SHAG MATE. WHAT WOULD I USE A TINY THING TO DO?

MAYBE I CAN USE IT DRAW LINES ON A PAPER AS TINY WILLY WONKAS ARE NORMALLY STRAIGHT LIKE RULERS.

HAHAHAHAHAHA

SUE ME!!!!
wahala2007 (m)
Re: Easiest Lays, When And Where You Had Them!?
« #58 on: May 16, 2008, 03:33 PM »

Ever heard of a guy screaming his ass out
Naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh
Only girls make incomprehensible,superflous statements when they are pounded upon

Really girls need to  employ the services of brutal dildos Tongue,maye it will help them c u m
kpele o eyahhhhh
The Sly
Re: Easiest Lays, When And Where You Had Them!?
« #59 on: May 16, 2008, 03:35 PM »

Owiziwizi!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!. . . . . . . . .  Grin

D-reloaded. . . . . .wuz kasperskying? . . . .  Cool
D-reloaded (f)
Re: Easiest Lays, When And Where You Had Them!?
« #60 on: May 16, 2008, 03:38 PM »

Quote from: wahala2007 on May 16, 2008, 03:33 PM
Ever heard of a guy screaming his ass out
Naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh

How would you know? Are you gay? Do you peep on other men? Adodi

Sly, ma n je kin sepe fun e o. Ashewo  Tongue
OMO IBO (m)
Re: Easiest Lays, When And Where You Had Them!?
« #61 on: May 16, 2008, 03:46 PM »

men? so easy? isnt that the ultimate fantasy of the average guy?
go out,
chat some beenie up  or better still get chatted up,
go home, 
get laid and vamoose?

i don't know how many girls would brag about this. i guess there r a few in the minority.
The Sly
Re: Easiest Lays, When And Where You Had Them!?
« #62 on: May 16, 2008, 03:50 PM »

Quote from: D-reloaded on May 16, 2008, 03:38 PM

Sly, ma n je kin sepe fun e o. Ashewo  Tongue
Reloaded. . . .
O le fi mi se nkan kan. . . . . . . . . . .
And you're now on my radar. . . hate it or love it. . . . .  Cool
wahala2007 (m)
Re: Easiest Lays, When And Where You Had Them!?
« #63 on: May 16, 2008, 03:53 PM »

Quote from: D-reloaded on May 16, 2008, 03:38 PM
How would you know? Are you gay? Do you peep on other men? Adodi



No I'm not o. Have you ever had a guy screaming on you?The boy must be an ekpe(curse) and a didinri.Girl's approach to sex,is different from guys.For Girls it is the "be all and the end all of their very existence",So they make it an experience.I am sure they even record it in their diary Grin
Whether you're satisfied or he's satisfied is not his biz.The fact is "he has deposited"

BTW whats adodi?
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