Who Wan Die?

Two boys stole a bag of fruits and ran to the nearest cemetery to share the loot. As they were scaling the gate of the cemetery, two oranges fell and were left behind at the gate. A drunk man on his way from a local bar was passing near the cemetery gate and heard the following -One for me, One for you…He immediately sobered up and ran as fast as he can to the local priest. Father James come with me and witness God and Satan are sharing corpses at the Cemetery- He said. They both ran back to the cemetery gate and the voices continued- One for me One for you…Suddenly one of the voice said Let's get the two at the gate (meaning the Oranges that fell). One of the Pastor's shoes is still at the cemetery as at the time of sending this mail. Who wan die?

*uses butt to klap for poster*

nice one