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50 Ways To Annoy People
1.In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sensual massage."
2. Reply to everything someone says with "that's what YOU think."
3. Declare your apartment an independent nation, and sue your neighbors upstairs for "violating your airspace".
4. Name your dog "Dog
5. Write the surprise ending to a novel on its first page.
6. Dress only in clothes colored Orange.
7. Speak only in a "robot" voice.
8. Honk and wave to strangers.
9. Start each meal by conspicuously licking all your food, and announce that this is so no one will "swipe your grub".
10. Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 98 copies.
11. Change channels five minutes before the end of every show.
12. Sniffle incessantly.
13. Leave your turn signal on for fifty miles.
14. Claim that you must always wear a bicycle helmet as part of your "astronaut training
15. Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions "to keep them tuned up."
16. Wear a LOT of cologne
17. Practice making fax and modem noises
18. Decline to be seated at a restaurant, and simply eat their complimentary mints by the cash register.
19. Forget the punchline to a long joke, but assure the listener it was a "real hoot."
20. Follow a few paces behind someone, spraying everything they touch with disinfectant.
21.Make beeping noises when a large person backs up
22. Begin all your sentences with "ooh la la!"
23. Highlight irrelevant information in scientific papers and "cc:" them to your boss.
24. Invent nonsense computer jargon in conversations, and see if people play along to avoid the appearance of ignorance.
25. Erect an elaborate network of ropes in your backyard, and tell the neighbors you are a "spider person."
26. Finish all your sentences with the words "in accordance with the prophesy."
27. Wear a special hip holster for your remote control.
28. Do not add any inflection to the end of your sentences, producing awkward silences with the impression that you'll be saying more any moment.
29. Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands over your ears.
30. Disassemble your pen and "accidentally" flip the ink cartridge across the room.
31. Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that you "like it that way."
32.Drum on every available surface.
33. Holler random numbers while someone is counting
34. Pay for your dinner with kobos/pennies
35. ONLY TYPE IN UPPERCASE
36. only type in lowercase
37. don't use any punctuation either
38. Set alarms for random times.
39. Leave tips in Bolivian currency.
40.Lie obviously about trivial things such as the time of day.
41. Chew on pens that you've borrowed.
42.Pick your teeth openly after every drink
43. Invite lots of people to other people's parties.
44. Publicly investigate just how slowly you can make a "croaking" noise.
45. Ask people what gender they are.
46. Change your name to "AaJohn Aaaaasmith" for the great glory of being first in the phone book. Claim it's a Hawaiian name, and demand that people pronounce each "a."
47. Select the same song on the jukebox fifty times
48. Sit in your front yard pointing a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down.
49. Wear your pants backwards.
50.Make appointments for the 31st of September.
Which would annoy u the most?
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