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@gamine

heretic!
 you are smeared with tact and wit so dismal  it lends a damned light to your dread and ominous purpose.

black is your heart but you shall not unsettle me with your taunts, for i stood mightier swords than the mere words of a fickle goblin child. i am the unsilent cathedral and you are the gaunt raven sent by the tempter, and doomed is your enterprise.

cry not, fair elven child. though harsh be mine words, let not their tempest break thy bones.

pax, i say, pax vobiscum.

we be friends now, and i recognize you as an elf.

 

here's a toss up: the worst movie this year

1. meet dave

2. love guru

3. the happening

let the nominations began

eddie murphy obviously doesnt realize he just isnt funny anmore, and i thought the fallout from Norbit would make him pause.

same thing is beginning to happen to mike myers, resuscitating the same jokes from Austin powers franchise (bullocks, nuts, weiners and getting struck by stuff in the head or nether regions. not to mention its a bit insulting to hindus).


as for me, i love wall-e, it reinstated pixar back in my books and though it wont rank alongside the incredibles, its a heckuva movie enough to make me emote. wall-e's eyes (binoculars, really) are the best part of him and i love his voice.

the visuals, oh the visuals! ive forgiven lasseter and the whole pixar team for the dreadful CARS.

@gamine

people who like crusty jokes on male genitalia will adore the noinsense that love guru is.

i don't like CARS much. the characters are fine (especially Mater) biut the idea of talking cars as people didnt work for me.

talking toys, bugs, fish, and robots work.

an industry travesty.

they ought to all be shot for that nausea inducing psychedelic nonsense.

some people believe the bread toaster is groundbreaking

Notes on a Scandal. .
hate that movie with a passion. .

Saw Matrix 1 again yesterday. .
and felt some nostalgia. . 
lookin back, the whole special effects stuff now looks like child's play. .

Fun with Dick and jane

_{yes, I'm still in love with Jim Carey ooohhh. He's amazing.}

Dont know why this movie didnt get a better reception when it first came out. Its a spoof about Enron and quite good, in my opinion. His wife in the movie was also outstanding. The son, however, didnt perform. Quite annoying, in fact.


Zathura. Another underrated movie. Very very underrated.  I didnt watch it before now because a friend of mine gave it a bad review and said I shouldnt bother. Now it turns out she didnt even watch the movie- she just read the book and went by hearsay. 

The first part is kind of slow, but once things start happening, its action all the way.


13 Going on 30.  Didnt really like it.

Hannibal Rising

Such a ridiculous film.

I don't know understand the basis of the film. On wikipedia, it's written that "the summary of this film may be confusing to the reader".


So - the dude learnt how to eat people too ehn?

because his sister was eaten by lunch too?

IMAGINE.

THE main actor eats the dude that ate his sister - what sorta revenge is that



Matrix

I do not know why I'm yet to see their movie.  I guess I like not film-tricks. 

@Mustay,

you hvnt seen the Matrix

its like someone saying they don't kno Micheal Jackson

C'mon sir!

its just strange sha

Batman: the dark Knight is being hailed as a masterpiece

IGN says it's better'n all the 3 spiderman movies and better than Batman Begins
It's 90% on Rotten Tomatoes.

Must. . .download. . .watch!


"If Dark Knight gets anything less than an Oscar nomination it would be a great injustice to the world of cinema. Nolan has delivered an epic masterpiece that will literally take your breath away." -- Brad Miska, Bloody-Disgusting.com


"Dark, grim, haunting and visionary, The Dark Knight; is nothing short of brilliant, the best and scariest comic hero adaptation you are likely to see this summer season, and perhaps during the whole year." -- Emanuel Levy, EmanuelLevy.com


"If Nolan had the opportunity to have a more even balance between explosions and ideas, it could have been that masterpiece that was prayed for." -- David Poland, The Hot Blog


"I can't rate The Dark Knight as an outstanding piece of craftsmanship. Batman Begins was grim and methodical, and this movie is grim and jammed together. The narrative isn't shaped coherently to bring out contrasts and build toward a satisfying climax. The Dark Knight is constant climax; it's always in a frenzy, and it goes on forever." -- David Denby, The New Yorker


"While one might hesitate to throw around overused words like masterpiece, it's refreshing that The Dark Knight is not a movie that can be viewed and easily discarded like so much other summer fare." -- Edward Douglas, ComingSoon.net