your Boss Slapped U: What Would You Do?

In your post your reply was " I wouldnt know"

I wouldn't know is used to indicate that one can't be expected to know the answer to someone's question or to comment on a matter
It can also mean I don't know bitch/idiot/moron etc ,  in addition to your countenance

"I don't know please" would have sufficed
Nobody has been crucified for saying please!

Like I said, before, some of us say words that are inherently rude, without knowing the impact they have on people.
Like I also said, she was wrong to have assaulted you

say yes to this plan!!

you wont be at peace until you seek revenge!!
she might even do it again!!

@Dis guy
Trust me,she wont try it again except its now a mental case and even if it is a mental case,i'll let her know i didnt take Karate class for 6 years, become a Brown belt for nothing.
I'll shelve the self control that we were taught about and give her the beating of her life.

Slap ke?!!!!
Well, on a normal day, she will probably need a plastic surgeon when I'm through with her face.
Only my mom has ever slapped me.
I can't even imagine a boss. Oh God!!!! She's as good as dead.
I won't even care about the job but she won't work out of the room herself.

On a 'holy' day, I'd just start laughing at her
Afterwards, I will just tell her '1 - 0'
But trust me, from that day on my behaviour will always scare her.
She won't want to have anything to do with me.

@Dr Dre
Honey thats the approach i'm using,I'm so quite she's scared

I work in an office and recently there was these incident.
M y boss came to work all pissed and everything,she asked me for a document she i gave her the previous day and I told her she hadnt given it back. After searching for it i found it in a file where someone else kept it. She got mad and aske dhow kept it there,i said i wouldn't know.
In a matter of moments she lepta out of her seat and gave me a dirty slap.
My colleagues were all over me trying to hold me so i don't retaliate. I felt relay bad cause if it came down to a showdown,I'll beat the hell out of her.
MY most senior colleague called and asked me not to make a formal report to head office that it'll get her in trouble.
But everytime i remember the slap,i want to cry because,I'm not a defenceless person but now i can't help it.
What would you do in my shoes


YOU ARE SLOW TO ANGER I MUST COMEND YOU ,YOU ARE ONE IN A MILLION.
I MUST TELL YOU NO AVERAGE ABUJA BEBE CAN TAKE THAT NO MATTER WHAT BUT YOURS IS DIFFERENT.

I WILL ADVICE YOU TO REPORT HIM TO YOUR SUPERIOR'S IN THE OFFICE, IF NOT SHE WILL TRY TO REPEAT IT AGAIN THINKING YOU ARE CONFORTABLE WITH THE SLAAAAAAAAAP

NOTE
"YOU KNOW WHO COMES TO EQUITY COME WITH CLEANS HANDS.
EQUITY IS NOT A WEAPON OF ATTACK BUT A WEAPON OF DEFENCE"

SO MY SISTER RUN TO EQUITY TO AVOID ANOTHER SLAAAAAAAAP

@illusion
i have forgotten the issue and moved on
i found out that she held a grudge for me and that was a perfect opportunity to let her hair down.
she probably thinks or feel i am too young to be where i am no though thats quite untrue. she made mention of it severally that at my age she was still in school,is it because i am fortunate to have finished school and am working.
At 23,i think its ridiculous for anybody to think i am too young to have finished school. i have friends with masters degree at that age.
I am a better person though for that cause firstly i learnt to control my temper from that day and secondly i am grateful to God that i am not an envious person. Not because i have it all but because i will never have it all so i can thank HIM in my shortcomings.
Enough of the woe story though,how are you.
I forgot to add that may there never be a second time because i ll beat her to stupor before making a formal report

I have to say this topic made me scream with laughter.

You should of reported her though.

What will you do if she slaps you next time?

slap me?? na wa o!

i no know wetin i for do the woman. her only saving grace would be an 8-month preggie. otherwise na for police station my sisters go come collect me by the time i re-design her face using slap surgery.

shiorr

any boss that does that shows a true reflection of what he/she does at home,rather than fighting myself over his/her bevaviour i would wait patiently for an opportune time to tell  her/him how foolish slapping is