When Are We Having Regular Power Supply In Nigeria?

If God had intended Nigerians to enjoy electrical power, each person in the country would have been born with a power outlet conveniently located in between their buttock cheeks. 

Electricity is NOT for the poor, and thus will ONLY be provided to Nigeria AFTER every citizen has been assigned a new luxury home in the leafy suburbs with a three-car garage, a white picket fence, a swimming pool, jakuzzi  and a sit-aboard, high-performance John Deere  lawn mower to maintain the manucured lawns.