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~Antidote~ (f)
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Stillwater ,J-girl & Antidote. . . I know exactly who y'all are. . . Y'all are them S.You (sisters Union). types who thinks wishing 'em good luck would also result to sex.!  Sly go to bed jare, LOL  , YOu men think you are so smart, well ear this nah, ah yard we does say, Man smart, but uman (woman) smarter, Do if you want a shag don't go out of your way to spend your allowance getting us pens,( Jackal ), Just say what's on your mind and the rest is up to the female, cheapass gesture, oh my good friend Islander, I bought you this bottle of palm oil because I really admire you, Admire ma foots, the only thing you admire is what lies between ma sexy legs, speak the truth buoy,  |
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stillwater (f)
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Lmao. @ Stillwater
You still here? Make sure you count the number of men dropping those huge gift boxes on your wedding day!!! I don't think on that day I would be bothered by the influx of gifts. Probably be thinking of other things that is sure to happen when me and my man are alone.  |
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Jackal. (m)
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@ The Sly, They are not SUs. . . . . . .They just view things with their rose-tinted specs. Buncha man-eaters!!!!!!!! Can u imagine the depth of their beliefs? Men can't do anything with a free mind? I toss pound coins to female tramps in subways. . . . .It must mean i go back there at nights to get a resounding fellatio. Blimey. . . . . .no wonder women look at me in a weird way each time i toss em coins. If every woman thinks like Stillwater, Antidote and J-girl then MEN of this generation are in trouble. @ Antidote, Bob me TOLO with your teeth? Thats GBH with the intent to murder. . . . .You could be slammed in the cage for 7 years!!! It wont be funny with u in a jumpsuit. What lies between your legs? I can get that by using anutha method. . . . def'ly not the gift method. I am not that lame using gifts to entice u into submission. They r 2 completely different issues, aiiiight? |
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j-girl (f)
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If every girl was like us. Guys like you would have to give more than just gifts to get to us . Tossing coins are not gifts. That's alms-giving. Don't get me wrong, i'm not a man-eater. In fact i loooooooooooooooooooooove guys.  I just have a problem with those who think women are like dogs. Dangle gifts and they become yours for the taking. If only guys could find other motives besides sex, life would be a whole lot easier. |
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stillwater (f)
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Stop going overboard jackal. By the way, the heart of man is wicked!!!!!!!!!!! If every woman think like Stillwater, Antidote and J-girl the MEN of this generation are in trouble. Do you mean the trouble you started for yourself? |
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~Antidote~ (f)
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@ The Sly,
They are not SUs. . . . . . .They just view things with their rose-tinted specs.
Buncha man-eaters!!!!!!!!
Can u imagine the depth of their beliefs?
Men can't do anything with a free mind?
I toss pound coins to female tramps in subways. . . . .It must mean i go back there at nights to get a resounding fellatio.
Blimey. . . . . .no wonder women look at me in a weird way each time i toss em coins.
If every woman thinks like Stillwater, Antidote and J-girl then MEN of this generation are in trouble.
ehrmmmmmmm, It's not about what we think jor, it's reality, for men(99.9%) Gifts to a woman = unlimited shagging , But my brothers are so different ;DSly take heart ma dear, @ The Sly, @ Antidote, It wont be funny with u in a jumpsuit. What lies between your legs? I can get that by using anutha method. . . . def'ly not the gift method. I am not that lame using gifts to entice u into submission. They make them for dwarfs like me o, DO worry I will use my stint in prison to launch ma own line, If that other method involves the Holy ghost, then preach on ma bro |
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~Antidote~ (f)
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If every girl was like us. Guys like you would have to give more than just gifts to get to us . Tossing coins are not gifts. That's alms-giving. Don't get me wrong, i'm not a man-eater. In fact i loooooooooooooooooooooove guys. I just have a problem with those who think women are like dogs. Dangle gifts and they become yours for the taking. If only guys could find other motives besides sex, life would be a whole lot easier. |
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Jackal. (m)
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Somebody stop me before i hurt someone. . . . . . . . .
Ladies, please lets develop the scenario here.
Adam is asking Eve out. . . . . Eve is not sure about Adam yet and she is playing the patient game to know if Adam is true and REAL.
Then it's Eve's birthday in 3 days, So if Adam buys a gift for Eve, is he expected to think Eve is now his property regardless of what Eve thinks of Adam?
Show me any man as fickle as Adam and i will pay y'all $2000 and i am being serious.
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The Sly
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@ The Sly,
They are not SUs. . . . . . .They just view things with their rose-tinted specs.
Buncha man-eaters!!!!!!!!
Can u imagine the depth of their beliefs?
Men can't do anything with a free mind?
I toss pound coins to female tramps in subways. . . . .It must mean i go back there at nights to get a resounding fellatio.
Blimey. . . . . .no wonder women look at me in a weird way each time i toss em coins.
If every woman thinks like Stillwater, Antidote and J-girl then MEN of this generation are in trouble.
--->Le chac.I Never knew Antidote could come up with such an assumption? --->Antidote!The thing you don't know is. . . . If i want to make my move without giving u a centnot even e-card. . . I will succeed!. . . . . Men are generous. . . .Take a look at Nicolas Cage in the movie titled ''The buried Treasure'' if u have seen it before! That is one of the real men and use that as an example. . . .they both never thought of sex when he sent the gift to that chick Thats how is s'pose to be. . ---->Stillwater. . . I know even if a guy sent you an e-card. .you would believe he's up to something as well? Your case is something else. . . .
J-Girl. . . You can say waeva u likeat least u collected my diamond and we are still friend. . . u hypocrite Don't get it twisted laydies. . . . .Real men do real things!!! and we are not the same |
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j-girl (f)
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Jackal and SLy - y'all have have massive egos! This is as a result of all the girls that have been tripping for y'all anyhow because of your gifts. Please try and get antidote without gifts. Please, both of y'all go for her just for the sake of it. let's see who she trips for. . . . @ Jackal - the key word there is BIRTHDAY. We are just talking about in general. Most guys cannot give a girl a gift without the motive of sex - PROVE ME WRONG!
@ Sly - you know the only reason we're still friends. If you weren't so  then i would have left you since! |
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~Antidote~ (f)
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Somebody stop me before i hurt someone. . . . . . . . .
Ladies, please lets develop the scenario here.
Adam is asking Eve out. . . . . Eve is not sure about Adam yet and she is playing the patient game to know if Adam is true and REAL.
Then it's Eve's birthday in 3 days, So if Adam buys a gift for Eve, is he expected to think Eve is now his property regardless of what Eve thinks of Adam?
Show me any man as fickle as Adam and i will pay y'all $2000 and i am being serious.
Told y'all my baby has preaching tactics, LOL. erhmmmmmmm on a serious note. I am serious Jackal, here goes, Adam askes Eve out, ok and she obliged. Things are progressing, then Adam introduces tangible things into the friendship/relationship/courtship/whatever, albeit sex may not have been the first thing on Adam's mind when he initially asked Eve out, as time elasped his animal instincts begin to kick in and Bishop is getting relentless, So Adam does what any other warm or cold blooded mammal would he, he increases the stake. He begins to "supersize" the gifts, hoping to sway Eve closer to him for one thing and one thing ONLY, a Shag, yea baby, Now NOT ALL men are like that, mind you, but the truth is the majority is, Ok baby, I answered it for you, NOw please let's go to bed.  |
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The Sly
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Now NOT ALL men are like that, mind you, but the truth is the majority is, Ok baby, I answered it for you, NOw please let's go to bed Finally!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I was about to hurt someone before. . . . . Thanks antidote for the clarification. . . You are a darling!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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j-girl (f)
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Now that that's been settled. . . . . Sly - oya come and give me the rest of my diamonds before i leave Y'all should sleep tight. Well we know Jackal and antidote are going to sleep real tight. . . . lol!  |
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stillwater (f)
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@ jackal Giving Eve a gift for her birthday is just out of courtesy. Eve shouldn't get it all twisted. Moreover I would like to create my own scenario from my own perspective Eve doesn't like Adam, would never dream of a relationship with him. But Adam is crazy over Eve. He offers her a gift one fateful day, she accepts with a smile even embraces him to signify appreciation. Adam is ecstatic and somewhat dazed. He misinterprets her gestures and assumes he has won Eve over and it's automatically embedded in his head that she owes him!!!!!!!! This is most men for you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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stillwater (f)
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@ sly Tomorrow is school, go to bed!!!!!!! |
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~Antidote~ (f)
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Finally!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I was about to hurt someone before. . . . . Thanks antidote for the clarification. . . You are a darling!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! gracias mi amigo, buenos noches, no no buenos dias. Now that that's been settled. . . . . Sly - oya come and give me the rest of my diamonds before i leave Y'all should sleep tight. Well we know Jackal and antidote are going to sleep real tight. . . . lol! Make sure Sly pays up, you deserve every blink on that platinum jare, And of course, OH YES.Amen to that, I will be wrapping him in ma arm like wrapping paper tonight, Just in case you guys don't see him On Nairaland for a few days, he's at his Physical Therapist, my bad, I just can't help ma self Nite guys, let's do this again soon, |
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The Sly
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@ sly Tomorrow is school, go to bed!!!!!!! A blow to physics. . . . .You want me to give u a hard knuckle on ya forehead?  |
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stillwater (f)
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Omigosh so you hit women?  |
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j-girl (f)
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lol - Sly gimme what i earn @ Antidote - mos def! Next time, maybe we can argue over something less apparent and more debatable. |
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Jackal. (m)
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@ J-girl, Okay. . . . . It's not Eve's birthday. Adam decides to buy a gift for Eve just to make her happy. . . . . does that mean he is already thinking of getting Eve laid? Dayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyum, there are many guys who would wait for ages before bringing the sex issue on the table. I hope u are aware of that. @ Antidote, You make this sex issue sound as if only the MEN enjoy it. A man can only go as far as a woman wants him to go and thats the REAL FACT. Just like u said, as time elapses . . . . it is normal for Adam to start having feelings for Eve but that is dependent on Eve reciprocating the feelings. Do u really think guys are dumb and they cannot tell when a girl's reception is stone cold? If a man thinks of sex at all. . . . IT MUST BE BECAUSE the woman is giving mixed signals. Let y'all no be NO and yes be YES. . . . . Women are known to stand in between and proving the grey area schitzo. @ Stillwater, There u go. . . . . Eve doesn't like Adam at all and she is smiling and hugging him in the cold winter. . . . Come on, what do u expect Adam to feel? Blood runs in his veins not PURE WATER. Ma point is, when u don't like a guy, don't pretend to. . . . .TELL him in Hebrew u can never be with him in a relationship. End of. If u like a dude and not sure. . . . Tell him i like u but u gotta have to gimme time to figure this out. Women are so complex and they give mixed signals. . . . even when their siblings ask which one would she go for? She answers, i am confuzzled. Ladies should sort their heads out and make a decision quick. . . . same thing applies when you're in Macys buying a pair of Jeans. Should i go blue, black, green or white? They take ages to try each one out and may end up not buying after the whole schitzo. Whereas. . . .Men go in, pick the black jeans, pay and get out of the building. |
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The Sly
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Omigosh so you hit women? No!!! I don't hit women. . . . Go n Iron your school uniform likku girl! |
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j-girl (f)
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@ J-girl, Okay. . . . . It's not Eve's birthday. Adam decides to buy a gift for Eve just to make her happy. . . . . does that mean he is already thinking of getting Eve laid? Dayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyum, there are many guys who would wait for ages before bringing the sex issue on the table. I hope u are aware of that, Ladies should sort their heads out and make a decision quick. . . . same thing applies when you're in Macys buying a pair of Jeans. Should i go blue, black, green or white? They take ages to try each one out and may end up not buying after the whole schitzo. whereas. . . .Men go in, pick the black jeans, pay and get out of the building. Many guys don't understand what sex means anymore. To them - as soon as the dating starts, the sex should be expected. As soon as they hand off a gift, they start fantasizing about how they are going to rip off the girl's clothing. In stores, that's a whole different ball game. Men need to be more patient. |
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stillwater (f)
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@ jackal I do not think it's pretence, sometimes you do not want to be impolite. And how many girlfriends have you taken to the mall in the name of "buying a gift" because you sound like you know (though a little bit confused) everything about shopping with women? @sly Who's a girl? I'm a woman!!!!!!!!! Women don't wear school uniforms, men do |
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stillwater (f)
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I wonder why jackal is on about this shopping thing, even my dad knows we just need his money and not his presence, but jackal will follow women to the mall so that he would have stories to rant about how women are this and that on nairaland |
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almondjoy (f)
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@Topic, No! If I don't like you. . . I sure would not like any of your gifts! If I like you, even a tin can all crushed up by the road side from you would thrill me! All or nothing! BTW, I can buy my own gifts! |
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Jackal. (m)
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@ Stillwater, You see where women goof? I don't want to be impolite-let me hug him. I don't want to be ornery-let me kiss him. I don't want to be rude---let me undress for him and then what else? If u have to be impolite, be IMPOLITE. There's no CRIME for being rude to a persistent pudding head dude. I am not sure a guy would be fantasising when all u give him all day is a cold treatment. End of. P.S. I am on the shopping thing just to highlight women are the worst in making decisions. @ J-girl, Oh ma days. So men are village Billy-goats? Chasing anything in skirt as long as he buys gifts for her? You need deliverance. Ma advice: Move out from Dirty South! |
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j-girl (f)
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@ J-girl, Oh ma days. So men are village Billy-goats? Chasing anything in skirt as long as he buys gifts for her? You need deliverance. Ma advice: Move out from Dirty South! You're just knowing? They chase anything and everything in skirts even mannequins. . . . . . . I don't need deliverance, your gender needs more of Jesus in their lives. Your advice can work but My advice to myself is to actually hang out with generous men with no motives. . . . . If I ever find a guy like that, 'll let you know how it's going. |
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stillwater (f)
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Reread my post jackal I said sometimes you do not want to be impolite, that doesn't mean the cold treatment is absent in my dictionary. Undressing and kissing a man, now that's a laugh |
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stillwater (f)
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Damn look at the time, gotta go to bed. Good night everyone
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j-girl (f)
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Sleep tight girl!
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Jackal. (m)
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@ Stillwater, Picture jewels being handed to an innocent child(thats the value of the advice i am giving here). When u don't like something at all. . . . don't even go near it. Be as repulsive as u can be. The guy gets the message quickly and he moves on. No IFS, No buts. . . . Use the same reaction u would use if a complete tramp was wooing u. I assure u even the by-standers will know this chic is a no nonsense kind of girl and that will put any male fantasy to sleep. @ J-girl, You need to move out of Dirty South before i can start my rehab on you. |
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