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Odeku (m)
Pain Transfer
« on: May 23, 2006, 03:14 PM »

Pain Transfer
>
>A married couple went to the hospital to have their baby delivered.
>Upon their arrival, the doctor said he had invented a new machine that
>would transfer a portion of the mother's labor pain to the baby's
>father. He asked if they were willing to try it out.  They were both
>very much in favor of it. The doctor set the pain transfer to 10% for
>starters, explaining that even 10% was probably more pain than the
>father had ever experienced before.
>
>However, as the labor progressed, the husband felt fine and asked the
>doctor to go ahead and kick it up a notch.  The doctor then adjusted the
>machine to 20% pain transfer. The husband was still feeling fine. The
>doctor checked the husband's blood pressure and was amazed at how well
>he was doing.
>
>At this point, they decided to try for 50%. The   husband continued to
>feel quite well. Since the pain transfer   was obviously helping out the
>wife considerably, the husband encouraged the doctor to transfer ALL the
>pain to him.  The wife delivered a healthy baby with virtually no pain.
>She and her husband were ecstatic.
>
>When they got home, the mailman was dead on the porch.

Ddii (f)
Re: Pain Transfer
« #1 on: May 23, 2006, 03:17 PM »

oh !
oh !
there's going to be  serious trouble !
thimbook2 (m)
Re: Pain Transfer
« #2 on: May 23, 2006, 03:43 PM »

 Grin Wink haba malam!

nice one
micklplus (m)
Re: Pain Transfer
« #3 on: May 23, 2006, 04:18 PM »

Obviously   Shocked Shocked
Na wah o
Nice joke
Cheers
kajad (m)
Re: Pain Transfer
« #4 on: May 23, 2006, 04:21 PM »

You got me there lol  Grin Grin Grin
senisho (m)
Re: Pain Transfer
« #5 on: May 23, 2006, 06:42 PM »

Na wa O! So na mail man pot am.  Shocked
diddy4 (m)
Re: Pain Transfer
« #6 on: May 23, 2006, 07:48 PM »

seen it before,

still funny though
beyunce (f)
Re: Pain Transfer
« #7 on: May 23, 2006, 09:37 PM »

Funny. did nt expect the mail man.
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