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OsunAmazon
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it seems you've gotten over farting as an embarassment - you fart on threads like its going out of business,your lovers fart in the heat of the moment. . .
what do you expect from truckers nayway? their favorite staple is prolly baked beans See who's talking? I'm sure the front seat of that Hilux you are driving must've been abused by farts courtesy of OYB. |
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OsunAmazon
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This One Is Dedicated To The Oh So Gaseous OsunAmazon AKA Funmi, Enjoy
Oh no
Ah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
I think I farted again, I made people leave,
Offended my friends.
Oh baby, I just gave it a push,
I didnt know it was that serious,
I could knock down wild horses,
It smells so fragrant to me.
Oh baby, baby
Oops, I'm breaking some wind,
I ripped a big fart, I feel so ashamed,
Oh baby, baby,
Please don't think I'm a hog, I swear its the dog,
I've got that flatulence.
"Funmi- before you go on stage there's somthing I want you tohave"
"Oh, Its beautiful! But wait a minute, isnt this, ?"
"Yes. Yes it is. Gas-x and Beano. I went to the pharmacy to getit for you."
"Oh, you shouldnt have!"
"IOops I farted again, my cheeks ripped apart,
There's no-one to blame, oh baby,
Oops, there's a sulphorus gas escaping my ass,
I've got that flatulence.
(Loud farting noise)
Oops,
had no choice, baby!" Rip it baby! Thanks for the fart sonnet. It's the most relaxing bodily functions. |
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Cayon (f)
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forgetting my boyfriend b/day  |
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OsunAmazon
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forgetting my boyfriend b/day Is that an embarrasment? Guys do that all the time. |
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hayprof (m)
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@topi; I can't say . .  |
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Hazel-eyed (f)
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Is that an embarrasment? Guys do that all the time.
She has the right to wear anything she wants to wear, it's the looking boys that have no right to look at her because it entails an invasion of privacy even though it's outside,
take it easy.life is not a fight, u seem to be a bitter woman[sup][/sup][tt][/tt][s][/s] |
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ayeesha (f)
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went into a twice as nice shop feeling really fly and cool with myself. noticed i was really attracting looks and ofcourse, felt it was because i was looking good. untill one of the ladies walked up to me and whispered into my ears to do up my shirt button. i almost fainted! *thank God it was a clean, sparkling white bra*
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OsunAmazon
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Funny how people sit in their bedroom and read other peoples emotion through the computer. Do we have a bunch of psychics here or what?
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OsunAmazon
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went into a twice as nice shop feeling really fly and cool with myself. noticed i was really attracting looks and ofcourse, felt it was because i was looking good. untill one of the ladies walked up to me and whispered into my ears to do up my shirt button. i almost fainted! *thank God it was a clean, sparkling white bra* At least you are still wearing a bra. |
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oyb (m)
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At least you are still wearing a bra.
frank talk from someone who has no need of a bra ( hence the beef for the male boob obsession - her cup runneth under) |
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The Sly
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frank talk from someone who has no need of a bra ( hence the beef for the male boob obsession - her cup runneth under) Waeva!!. . .She's still your BONA-FIDE !! wife. . . |
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Jeovy (m)
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I was doing my girl whose elder bros was a friend of the family without realizing I left the door unlocked.All of a sudden the door opened and the bros walked into the room with me ontop of the sis.Guess what He is a millitary man.Very embarrasing moment
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tRoOE (f)
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Farting during English lecture haha it sounded loud enough for people to hear
Fell down on my way going down the stairs in the club, gosh it was so embarrassing. i had on this tiny mini skirt 3 inches heels, am sure those idiots had a nice view of my ass 
This moron staring at my boobs instead of having the courtesy to tell me that one of my buttons was open, until I noticed it my self, I just used my bag to cover it up .
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lalaboi (m)
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went shopping at a supermarket near by! saw these gals looking at me,
in my mind was like! ' this gals they look fine boi' lol
and dey wey looking down my opened zip!
didnt know until i gt out of the shop! lol
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OsunAmazon
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went shopping at a supermarket near by! saw these gals looking at me,
in my mind was like! ' this gals they look fine boi' lol
and dey wey looking down my opened zip!
didnt know until i gt out of the shop! lol
Why all these zipper saga here? Dont guys wear underwears anymore? Your skentele will not jump out like that if your zippers are open because the undies/boxers should be concealing it. It's only OYB that I know that has no underwear apart from the occasional undies he borrows from wifey. |
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manchibabe
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got on a bus nd der was this gil; tryin to chat me nd as i wasnt interested, kept a straight face, when i got up nd left d bus, d dude folowed nd i was wondering what his prob was, only for him to whisper that i had a stain because i had a bright colored skirt on nd i that was the day the red flag decided to fly, omo shame nearly kill me, d guy just off one of his shirt nd gave me to tie round my waist, omo all fronting for d gil fly commot d window wit all d shame wey i recieve
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manchibabe
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sorry
got on a bus nd der was this dude tryin to chat me nd as i wasnt interested, kept a straight face, when i got up nd left d bus, d dude folowed nd i was wondering what his prob was, only for him to whisper that i had a stain because i had a bright colored skirt on nd i that was the day the red flag decided to fly, , omo shame nearly kill me, d guy just off one of his shirt nd gave me to tie round my waist, omo all fronting for d gil fly commot d window wit all d shame wey i recieve
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chickslord
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i just got embarrased by this!
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OsunAmazon
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frank talk from someone who has no need of a bra ( hence the beef for the male boob obsession - her cup runneth under) Obsession from someone who sneaks around in his closet wearing his wife's underwears. |
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babycool (f)
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In secondary school, i was a very shy girl, one day in school i was walking up the stairs alone and above me were the group of cutest guys in school staring down at me and whispering among themselves; I almost jumped out of my skin, my first instinct was to turn back, but then it would be too obvious that i was embarrassed so i summoned the courage to keep up the stairs, i don't know what happen but as soon as i got to where the were i just slipped and fell, they quickly rushed forward to help me up and apologised ( i could swear i heard snicker!)
Anyway, i went back to my class to cry( it was so humiliating). I am sure those guys must have had a good laugh after i left!
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sylvao2000 (m)
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she kiss me in front of my pastor who respected me alot
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qekzy (m)
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back in secondary skul, the boys toilet was very very dirty and slimmy, the smell in there could kill flys. so one day came the need to do number 2 , Much as i tried to hold it the thing no gree, shit had to happen! so i snuck out of skull to go in the near by bush, when i finished there was no tissue or any thing i could use to you know so i used one of my socks when i stepped out of the woods ofcourse with only one leg of socks, the first person i saw was this girl i've been toasting in my class  and as obvious as what i went io do was the yeye girl still had to ask me what i went in there to do? as if that wasn't enough she asked again what happened to your socks? Did i continue the toasting?  what do you think? by theway did i mention that my blue socks some how found its way to the skul fence shit really did happen! |
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ronkeD (f)
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i had to rush down to an off licence one evening to buy a voucher for my phone as i needed to make an urgent call, when i got there, i had to queue soon this hooded guy came in and queued at my back. when it got to my turn i told the attendant to give me a t-mobile £5 voucher, iimmediately the hooded guy at my back said "PS make it 2 £5 vouchers" immediately told him NO that i was okay, it was his reply that shook me off my feet." he said no, how can i buy a voucher for u i wanted a voucher too, i was so embarrassed that i stylishly walked out!
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Cori_corde (f)
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I love this tred! Ok. dere ws this one dae, in class. There was this guy [center][/center] I was trying to wrap. So, I started katwalking in front of him. (I was wearing them mini and platforms) then i got to the stairs, I turned round stylish to look at him,@#W$%$^%^4A and I fell dwn the stairs, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA. guess i woke up on the wrong side of de bed |
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RedHotChic (f)
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So, I started katwalking in front of him. (I was wearing them mini and platforms) then i got to the stairs, I turned round stylish to look at him,@#W$%$^%^4A and I fell dwn the stairs,
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA. Angry Angry Angry Angry Angry Angry
guess i woke up on the wrong side of de bed Roflmao |
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sista-jay (f)
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The fact im still here in Nairaland, erm. . . . . . . . how embarrassing is that eh?
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seyibrown (f)
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When I was in JSS3 , we used to have this quiz nights and it was usually boys vs girls. I happen to be one of the brainy girls, so I was on the girls team. Then there came this question to to which I answered ', is when a male ejaculates semen in his sleep. It's normal, unavoidable and totally natural'The Prefect asking the questions looked at me horrified and repeated the question again. I heard it right this time. He had asked me to define ' WEATHERING' and not 'WET DREAMS'I managed to bone face and answer that 'weathering is the breaking down of rock particles through direct contact with atmospheric elements'. After all, it's still all part of being brainy |
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segzi cres (m)
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i was in j.s.s. 2, farted and the whole class went wild, in my effort to make the fragrance leave me, i started fanning my ass in a corner with my notebook, then some babes came from behind and asked me if i know who did the air freshening job in the class, they all giggled and ran away. damn!!! can't forget that day.
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bigboyslim (m)
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Mine was in pry school and I had been "smart" enough to wear a second pair of shorts underneath my school uniform to absorb the teacher's unavoidable floggings. So, as usual, my name found its way to the list of noise makers and before long it was my turn to receive the honor bestowed on noise makers. On the first lash of the cane, my teacher noticed the lush sound that came from my behind and didn't take long to figure out that I didn't grow more flesh on my backside overnight, he gently asked me to remove not only my uniform shorts but also the 2nd pair of shorts that i had underneath revealing my bony thighs and my butterfly underpants. The class erupted in laughter. I experienced the deepest sense of shame possible by any human. I shook like I had just come out of a cold room. Suffice to say, I lost my self confidence that day.
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StanP (m)
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men u guys got my ribs apart. Am d kind of guy that can really "form" especially when there are girls around (as fine boy concern). so i was looking so fly in my T-shirt and Jeans at the campus park waiting for a lift when suddenly a girl looking in my direction said "i like your dress sense" i said "thank you" only for she to say "sorry, not u but the guy behind you.I was so embarrased, felt like plucking off her two left legs.
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oby2341 (f)
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when i first met my boyfriend, i was proving difficult to get. there was this day i met him on the way to buy some foodstuffs for my mom, he started coming closer to me, i tried running, then got to a gutter, i tried jumping it, instead i feel into it. people gathered around me. he came close to me, brought me out and cleaned my face with his handkerchief. and then took me into his car. that was d day i said yes. it was embarassing but i agreed to the d most caring man i ever wanted.
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