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welli (f)
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we re gathered here today to witness d burialGod forbid bad tin.d weddin ceremony of ditaun nd creamish. ditaun wil u take creamish as ur lovely wedded wife,for berra for worst,for . . . ,for . . . . ,for . . . .,for . . . . ditaun . . yes i do creamishyes i do
ditaun u may kiss ur bride 
jenny toast abeg
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welli (f)
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we re gathered here today to witness d burialGod forbid bad tin.d weddin ceremony of dr kitaun nd creamish. dr kitaun wil u take creamish as ur lovely wedded wife,for berra for worst,for . . . ,for . . . . ,for . . . .,for . . . . dr kitaun . . yes i do creamishyes i do
dr kitaun u may kiss ur bride 
jenny toast abeg
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jennykadry (f)
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i toast to the future ahead of this couple,may they come together ,multiply and be fruitful in life,and may their seeds(pikins) be doctors and creamy,iseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee,Amen
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holythug (m)
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i just want to keep shaggin here & there
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jennykadry (f)
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TY COMON CLOSE that YA IGBO(WEED) TEETH ABEG,U DON GO SMOKE SMALL,NA HIM MAKE YOUR HEAD DEY KNACK YA BRAINS
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Dr Kitaun
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thank God I don't have the capacity and time to be this postative . . . 
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welli (f)
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@ jenny hahahaha . . na u knw ty4real. . . u re married nd u re married.no oda lady should go near this dude plsss.for he is now funkybaby's property. . . tnks for ur comply, .all admirers should loose hope now 
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jennykadry (f)
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WELLI please WED this PEOPLE ABEG
PRESIDO1 AND IFYALWAYS !
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jennykadry (f)
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@DR KITAUN may u produce doctors and ice.creams ,AMEN 
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ty4real (m)
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Since una no go hear word, Next couple is Jennykadry and Siena@Welli! I therefore give you the permission for you to conduct this marraige ceremony,it has the approval of the powers that be on naiaraland,after d appropriate fees,verification has been fully carried out. You may proceed on with the ceremony NOWMay they have jennicious babies that will always love Nigeria dishes without denying their roots 
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jennykadry (f)
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chaiii ty4real u no well,now I'm sure u r supposed to be in yaba left how can welli wed two married people 
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welli (f)
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jenny its ur turn to wed abeg.wed them
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ty4real (m)
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chaiii ty4real u no well,now I'm sure you're supposed to be in yaba left how can welli wed two married people  [/quote All that one na story jooo,anything fit happen for nairaland o jare Welli please proceed with the ceremony
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jennykadry (f)
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presido1 will you take ifyalways has your lawful weded wife
presido1:yes i do
ify do u take presido has your lawful wedded husband? ifyalways:yes i do
u may now kiss your bride
i toast to their future,and may they give birth to presidents and ifeanyi's ,Amen
oya wellicious toast ya own
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welli (f)
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*coughs*we re gadad here 2day for d weddin of my beloved friend,aunty,sista,cousin,fellow nlder jennykadry who is about to wed our beloved brother siena.its d lords doing nd its marvellous in our eyes.afta jenny survived d heartbreak frm a brother,she has decided to settle down wit siena.to God be d glory. siena wil thou take jennykadry as ur lovely wedded wife in sickness nd health for berra for worse for, . . ,for. . . . to change her name frm jennykadry to jennysiena till death do you p. . . siena-yes i gladly do jenny-yes i do GOD I'M SHYWELLI-YOU MAY KISS UR BRIDE jenny nor fall my hand agree abegjenny conduct d next weddin 
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welli (f)
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@ d weddin between ifyalways nd presido
happy married life 
many kids nd not pikins wil d good lord give u both.amin
today is your day. . . ve fun
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ty4real (m)
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Welli,since you are afraid to do it,thats why I said you people need to finish your theology skul,this is what you get when you abscond from school! Where are the couples please! Priest:Do you take this madam to be your second wedded wife?
Siena: I do (please hurry up)
Priest: Do you take this man to be among your collection of husbands?
Jennykadry:YES SIR,For life!
I therefore proclaim you as legally wedded from henceforth!nlanders bewarned! May you have Jennicious babies that will love Nigeria dishes and will always love to visit their country 
Since una no go listen say Funkybaby don get hussy and I don get my wife,so let the show start. N E X T PLEASE,
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welli (f)
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@ ty4real afraid of werin.can't u see jeny is happily wedded above to siena
@ jenny u berra remain wit siena cus naim i give u to.even if na 2nd wife stay der
@ jenny nd ty4real nxt plsssssssssssssss
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jennykadry (f)
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ok d next is welli and tatooboy
ty wed them now,or else i will
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holythug (m)
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this wan na weddin madness
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welli (f)
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tatooboy is my uncle.i can't marry my uncle. . . so next plsssssss
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jennykadry (f)
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siena ko,siena ni,y don't u people create a thread for jenny and siena since una no get work  jobless people
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jennykadry (f)
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uncle indeed,ty4real perform d ceremony now ,or else i will 
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jennykadry (f)
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holythug how ur wife?una still dey do una honeymoon 
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ibkaye (f)
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aunty jenny, so it is true, you are wedding another man?  i will tell uncle o 
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