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welli (f)
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@ iby deola is my uncle.gerrit?i can see d weddin has realli gotten into your head so u dnt knw what u re sayin again.hissssssss
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welli (f)
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that sly own na special weddin bcus d wivessssssssssssss too much.a special priest must do that
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ibkaye (f)
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@ iby deola is my uncle.gerrit?i can see d weddin has realli gotten into your head so u dnt knw what u re sayin again.hissssssss
you see, the mad girl is in denial, sigh, uncle jo, what a cover up  |
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tytylayor (f)
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today na wedding galore  |
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holythug (m)
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hehehehe shes got a soft spotu just stepped on it
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jennykadry (f)
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tytylayor no be small wedding galore,na so them take marry me to siena  |
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welli (f)
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@ tyty yes weddin galore
@ ibk,yes d mad girl is in denial. . . . enjoy your weddin. . . twin sist.leave my uncle nd i. . . .eldee shw face na.abi u dey prepare for tonight?  |
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holythug (m)
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so siena no b human being
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ibkaye (f)
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@ tyty yes weddin galore
@ ibk,yes d mad girl is in denial. . . . enjoy your weddin. . . twin sist.leave my uncle nd i. . . .eldee shw face na.abi u dey prepare for tonight? maadddddddneeeeeeeeessssssssssssssssss shioooooooooooooooooooooor   |
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welli (f)
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jenny mk i hear word jare.go give siena food chop den give am d forbidden fruit chop too 
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jennykadry (f)
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siena na human being,but him don marry na,i cannot put asunder
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ty4real (m)
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[b]our own madness is beta ibkaye,unlike your own madness for eldee,you're madly inlove wt him  [/b] who be the our own for hia Jenny!una toooo Love Siena Welli! See what Lova can do in a second,am happy I conducted this union,now I can be banned and I will leave wt ds good memory! THIS IS NAIRALAND HOUSE OF LAUGHTER OOOOOOOOSo who are the latest couple on nairaland now wey just wed! @Jenny! How marital life?hope hussy is trying @IBK! This force marriage na serious one and with all this prayers,your cv needs an overhauling,you are hereby enrolled in the school of theology for cv updating,all expense will be fully paid by welli and jenny since they are the people forcing you into this union |
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jennykadry (f)
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who be the our own for hia Jenny!una toooo Love Siena the our there is me and welli,no add your siena malaria hiaaa |
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ibkaye (f)
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@IBK! This force marriage na serious one and with all this prayers,your cv needs an overhauling,you are hereby enrolled in the school of theology for cv updating,all expense will be fully paid by welli and jenny since they are the people forcing you into this union hehehe, they are both talking about another ibkaye, no be me o |
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welli (f)
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next puleaseeeeeeeeeee
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welli (f)
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ibk shut up.we re talkin of d only ibk on nl.hisssssss.pretender.wil u go cook for eldee before he rejects u like d odas.a lovely advice frm a sist
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ty4real (m)
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@Jenny! Why are you denying him? ! @Welli! Dont you think its time you annouce your wedding or ar u going to wait till we force a dude on you tooo? Abeg wey d thirty-guys and gals in the house wey need joining!This a marriageful day |
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ibkaye (f)
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ibk shut up.we re talkin of d only ibk on nl.hisssssss.pretender.wil u go cook for eldee before he rejects u like d odas.a lovely advice frm a sist
who is this eldee? abi i don tell you no be me o, go and chase after di ibkaye you are talking about, i say again no be me o |
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jennykadry (f)
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where is siena sef he needs to see d way this ty4real oloshi dey spoil him name,egbe enue sohun joooo ty |
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holythug (m)
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fuji house of commotion
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jennykadry (f)
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holythug c'mon go and take kiaaa of holychic,i know say u just dey run from your matrimonial bed,because u no sabi shag |
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welli (f)
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ty4real. . . how many times wil i tell you that i married 3yrs ago.them dey marry two times?abeg ohh.abeg enjoy your weddin wit . .is it creamish or funkybaby?
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jennykadry (f)
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sharap welli,did u not wed me and siena
ty4real wed welli and tatooboy
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welli (f)
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impossicant.me nd my uncle can't wed. . . so nxt plsssssssssss
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jennykadry (f)
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sharap tatooboy proposed to u,and u accepted so y r u denying it
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tytylayor (f)
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fuji house of commotion
is fuji forum of commotion |
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ty4real (m)
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where is siena sef he needs to see d way this ty4real oloshi dey spoil him name,egbe enue sohun joooo ty See nufin you say will make me angry this afternoon,I will wait till your hubby comes and I iwll report you to him,How can you be using such words on the priest that joined you to him,Is he not taking good care of you or is he the one teaching you that slang!Please we joined you to a correct guy,don't let us down,your cv is still very good and you were singled out to marry him out of all the ladies on nairaland!please comport yoursef well Mrs J.Siena ty4real. . . how many times wil i tell you that i married 3yrs ago.them dey marry two times?abeg ohh.abeg enjoy your weddin wit . .is it creamish or funkybaby?
How many times will I tell you,that it does nt matter,ds is nairaland wey anybody fit con tell us lies say hin don get grandchildren sef!
oya,Tattoboy,I hear say marriage dey roll over your head,welli,go and get dressed,the ceremony will start in the next 10mins
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welli (f)
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jenny.tatooboy proposed to who?hisss.abeg give siens food chop jare.love nwantiti.how many children una wan born na?nd names please
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ty4real (m)
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Next Union is between Unce Tattoboy & Welli
Priest:Uncle Tattoboy, do you take welli has your lawful wedded wife from today?
Uncle Tattoboy:Yes I do!
Priest:Even without you saying that I kno you will take good care of her,cause she calls you uncle and she adores you,she prefers you yo this young boys on nairaland>
Priest:Welli,do you take uncle to be your husband to love and respect as always
Welli:I do and will always do.
Priest:By the power confirmed on me,i hereby pronounce you husband and wife!
Jenny Abeg give the toast and blessings,I get another preaching engagement!
Tattoboy@Welli,have a swell honeymoon,
Jenny,please give a beffitting taost and blessings that they will never forget.
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jennykadry (f)
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keep deceiving yaself,i noticed your tears when he came late to wish u a happy birthday,and when he finally came u were so happy,and even called him honey,u think ive gotten your exact words,let me tell u what u said "honey ive missed you so much,how come you're just coming now,how can u stand your wife up?anyways no problem now,now that you're here,please give me my birthday french kiss
and u call him your uncle?keep deceiving yaself
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welli (f)
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abomination!!!cleasin must be done
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jennykadry (f)
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ok
i toast to their future of welli and uncletatooboy,may they produce ,enough well well children and may their pikins be blessed wt divine tatoo from above
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