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manickal (m)
Re: Things We've Learnt From Nollywood
« #32 on: May 28, 2008, 05:47 PM »

cry cry baby, i want to see my mommy, SHAME
ibkaye (f)
Re: Things We've Learnt From Nollywood
« #33 on: May 28, 2008, 05:52 PM »

manickal (m)
Re: Things We've Learnt From Nollywood
« #34 on: May 28, 2008, 06:11 PM »

info don teach u this one abi?
ibkaye (f)
Re: Things We've Learnt From Nollywood
« #35 on: May 28, 2008, 06:13 PM »

info stole it off me jare  Cool Grin
manickal (m)
Re: Things We've Learnt From Nollywood
« #36 on: May 28, 2008, 06:17 PM »

what are u feeling like now. tech?
ibkaye (f)
Re: Things We've Learnt From Nollywood
« #37 on: May 28, 2008, 06:19 PM »

eh eh eh eh  Cheesy
info (m)
Re: Things We've Learnt From Nollywood
« #38 on: May 31, 2008, 05:13 PM »

Quote from: ibkaye on May 28, 2008, 06:13 PM
info stole it off me jare  Cool Grin

poor girl  Undecided
ibkaye (f)
Re: Things We've Learnt From Nollywood
« #39 on: May 31, 2008, 05:16 PM »

Quote from: info on May 31, 2008, 05:13 PM
poor girl Undecided
don't deny it jorr Tongue
info (m)
Re: Things We've Learnt From Nollywood
« #40 on: May 31, 2008, 05:31 PM »

Quote from: ibkaye on May 31, 2008, 05:16 PM
don't deny it jorr Tongue

that i stole your heart ? Undecided
Jeovy (m)
Re: Things We've Learnt From Nollywood
« #41 on: June 01, 2008, 07:30 AM »

Ibkaye and info again. Na wah Grin
ibkaye (f)
Re: Things We've Learnt From Nollywood
« #42 on: June 02, 2008, 12:05 PM »

Quote from: info on May 31, 2008, 05:31 PM
that i stole your heart ? Undecided
for ya mind
sista-jay (f)
Re: Things We've Learnt From Nollywood
« #43 on: June 02, 2008, 12:19 PM »

The only tin I don learn from Nollywood na Naija accent.
m.i (f)
Re: Things We've Learnt From Nollywood
« #44 on: July 20, 2008, 03:23 AM »

LMAO!! you guys are observative joh! the one that kills me is the unecessary part two's, ah ahn, then the whole movie will be flashbacks of part one,

another one is unecessarily long useless scenes, case in point : girls court, abi na cult, they spent like 12 minutes showin them driving down one road, i fast foward the thing tire!! and all the party scenes them too effin long and unecessary!

laffin at the Jim Iyke harrasin female leads, no be small ohh! then before the infamous ban, it was like they signed it somewhere, if stella Damascus is female lead, RMD will be male lead, if Jim Iyjke is male lead, Rita Dominic must be female lead, haba!

ooh,then how about the non existent editing? i was watchin one movie and heard serious wiiiiind blowin the mic,
Cescy (m)
WORLD COMING TO AN END
« #45 on: July 20, 2008, 07:49 AM »

A yankee spoilt girl who has spent mostly all her life abroad came to Nigeria on hols and PHEW NEPA struck in the night while seeing movies immediately she fainted and went to coma after three days she regained her consciousness and was asked the reason why she fainted,she said she thought the world has come to an end according to her pastor because he   preaches that the world will soon come to  an end . she never c notin
Cescy (m)
WORLD COMING TO AN END
« #46 on: July 20, 2008, 07:52 AM »

A yankee spoilt girl who has spent mostly all her life abroad came to Nigeria on hols and PHEW NEPA struck in the night while seeing movies immediately she fainted and went to coma after three days she regained her consciousness and was asked the reason why she fainted,she said she thought the world has come to an end according to her pastor because he   preaches that the world will soon come to  an end . she never c notin
sunej (m)
Re: Things We've Learnt From Nollywood
« #47 on: July 20, 2008, 08:58 AM »

I learn that when police are outside shooting at Armed robbers inside glass-walled bank, the arm robbers die but the glass where the bullet passed through do not scatter nor break. Clap for naija film trick
holythug (m)
Re: Things We've Learnt From Nollywood
« #48 on: July 22, 2008, 01:26 PM »

i know nollywood movies end in churches, sitting room.  .  .  .
habiolah (m)
Re: Things We've Learnt From Nollywood
« #49 on: July 22, 2008, 02:30 PM »

Nollywood?

 Sad

1. They show 5 people poisoning chief's drink in the advert and call the film title "Ta Lo Pa Chief?(who killed the chief?)"
2. Ramsey Noah's appearance in a film implies the film is about love
3. Patience Ozorwhatever likes money. She fit kill her husband

I prefer tom and jerry to nollywood films
chioya (f)
Re: Things We've Learnt From Nollywood
« #50 on: July 22, 2008, 02:45 PM »

@poster
  lol

Bomb thrown never destroys anything apart from producing tiny smoke
folly69 (m)
Re: Things We've Learnt From Nollywood
« #51 on: July 23, 2008, 02:15 PM »

Quote from: sunej on July 20, 2008, 08:58 AM
I learn that when police are outside shooting at Armed robbers inside glass-walled bank, the arm robbers die but the glass where the bullet passed through do not scatter nor break. Clap for naija film trick

lmao  Grin Grin thats what i call a bullet pass glass  Grin
holythug (m)
Re: Things We've Learnt From Nollywood
« #52 on: July 23, 2008, 02:19 PM »

sound tracks louder than .  .  .  . night club jamz
holythug (m)
Re: Things We've Learnt From Nollywood
« #53 on: July 23, 2008, 02:21 PM »

Quote from: folly69 on July 23, 2008, 02:15 PM
lmao Grin Grin thats what i call a bullet pass glass Grin


guy u made my day cldnt stop laffin
clemcykul
Re: Things We've Learnt From Nollywood
« #54 on: July 24, 2008, 11:29 AM »

lol
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