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leqe (m)
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a few months ago this would not have been a big issue in the UK, especially as every beautiful lady was wrapped up in jackets from head to toe. the problem started with the shocking good turn of weather. the way the London girls have gone out of their way to make men have their john thomases wondering why they have to work all day is alarming. the innocent man on his way to work now finds it hard to cover erections when in trains and buses.
men: have you noticed this trend too?
women: what have we done to deserve this?
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HR.hotness (f)
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lol someone learnt a new term  even me sef I get harassed by all the show of skin  |
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leqe (m)
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@hrhotness
lol
yes now, i was getting tired of using 'willie'
the show of skin gets so unbelievely high, heard from someone that most unwanted pregnancy cases come in summer
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HR.hotness (f)
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me i no blame guys oh i even get turned on by some of what these girls where |
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presido1 (m)
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When the erection starts knock the mojo with middle finger e-go dierect sharp sharp. Kant u control yourself? wetin u neffa see before make u no rap somebody oh But the tin too much jare, u will see some their skirt is just like 2 or 3 handkerchief put together with stapler. |
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leqe (m)
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@dejiman
if you're planning to act all saint-ish, then just avoid london, these summer girls are ready to start walking about in tongs, especially the 19 to 27ish ones
@presido
abeg i've tried my best, super-tight boxers from matalan has been my saving grace ooh, it's normal with the whites, but now, even naija girls sef are into it.
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4 Him (m)
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why the complaint? simply pick one of the many and enjoy the rest of your summer.
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The Sly
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why the complaint? simply pick one of the many and enjoy the rest of your summer.
One or AMAP? . . . . . |
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chisimdi (f)
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One or AMAP? . . . . . @sly u go wound oh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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presido1 (m)
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Lege Matalan will not solve anyffin, just buy those brown solo tape and the tape the tin for your laps anytime u want to go out. 50% solved.  |
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4 Him (m)
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One or AMAP? . . . . . That depends on the energy level of lege. I would suggest 1 for now since this is his first summer to pick. Let him get experience first. |
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stillwater (f)
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But the tin too much jare, u will see some their skirt is just like 2 or 3 handkerchief put together with stapler. The shorter the better  |
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stillwater (f)
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Dey there  |
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4 Him (m)
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what's the difference? you can always slide it down if you want. Better a small one for easier access. |
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leqe (m)
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@4him as for me, i'm a one man one girl type, the problem is that these summer girls can tempt the pope @rampant abi ooh |
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RampantT (f)
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what's the difference? you can always slide it down if you want. Better a small one for easier access. Na wa o . . . Good thing I'm told not to wear skirts jarejean pant all the way Dey there dey where. . . @rampant
abi ooh
tell them o but you wnt catch me with a long skirt sha |
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presido1 (m)
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I see one, one day na only bra and skirt she wear.
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4 Him (m)
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@4him as for me, i'm a one man one girl type, the problem is that these summer girls can tempt the pope then pick one and let your mind be at rest abi. Na wa o . . . Good thing I'm told not to wear skirts jarejean pant all the way and u suppose those are more secure? All it takes is . . . |
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The Sly
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@sly u go wound oh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Abeg comot for road. . . . . . . . .Na today?  I'm no rookie in that area. . . . . . . . . Thank God for summer though. . . |
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RampantT (f)
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I see one, one day na only bra and skirt she wear.
lmao!! no blame them na here, sometimes I wear sports braand tank top to jog, she na my fault the sun is 90 degrees and u suppose those are more secure? All it takes is . . . Not really, if the girl is not in the mood, nothing can take it off |
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RampantT (f)
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Abeg comot for road. . . . . . . . .Na today? I'm no rookie in that area. . . . . . . . . Thank God for summer though. . . abi o. , naked beach all the way!! |
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leqe (m)
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@4him
i have one, but these summer girls make her look like she's from the 80's. how will man be faithful under this 280atm pressure.
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RampantT (f)
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@4him
i have one, but these summer girls make her look like she's from the 80's. how will man be faithful under this 280atm pressure.
lmao!! oh my gawwwwd!! |
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stillwater (f)
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Look the other way, Lege!!!!! |
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Rebellious (f)
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@topic, Yeah we had a meeting about how we plan to seduce men because there's nothing better to do. We are going to dress lightly not because it's hot but because we want the "innocent" men to stare at us and possibly have an accident while he's at it. Surprisingly, only women wear light clothing during summer. Men cover up and wear thick coats all the time even when there's a heat wave because they are blameless and pure. Happy now?
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RampantT (f)
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@topic, Yeah we had a meeting about how we plan to seduce men because there's nothing better to do. We are going to dress lightly not because it's hot but because we want the innocent men to stare at us. Surprisingly, only women wear light clothes during summer. Men cover up and wear thick coats all the time even when there's a heat wave because they are blameless and pure. Happy now?
you guys have meetings and I was not invited ?  |
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4 Him (m)
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Not really, if the girl is not in the mood, nothing can take it off
true but then . . . @4him
i have one, but these summer girls make her look like she's from the 80's. how will man be faithful under this 280atm pressure.
if you have one then you shldnt be looking at all. If they are bothering you now what will happen when they strip in your presence? |
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Rebellious (f)
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Check either your voicemail or junk mail. It might be there. |
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RampantT (f)
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true but then . . . stop talking in riddles jobut then. . then what? Check either your voicemail or junk mail. It might be there.
checkingchecking. , both empty |
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