I Hammered My Fiancee's Sister By Mistake

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Jascobee
I Hammered My Fiancee's Sister By Mistake
« on: May 24, 2008, 05:50 PM »

I HAMMERED MY GIRLFRIEND'S SISTER BY MISTAKE, SHE IS THOUGH MORE BEAUTIFUL THAN MY GIRLFRIEND BUT I LOVE MY GIRLFRIEND,
NOW THE SISTER IS PREGNANT FOR ME, WETIN MAKE I DO NOW?I AM CONFUSED,
jennykadry (f)
Re: I Hammered My Fiancee's Sister By Mistake
« #1 on: May 24, 2008, 05:52 PM »

buahahahahahahahahahahaha  Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy chai nairaland una no go kill me here


NOW THE SISTER IS PREGNANT FOR ME, WETIN MAKE I DO NOW?

hammer her again,make d pikin wey dey inside turn to quadruplets,and enjoy d ectasy  Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin

BUT I LOVE MY GIRLFRIEND,

you love your girlfriend and u hummer jeep her sister  Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Angry u no well



even though i doubt your story
Undecided

welli (f)
Re: I Hammered My Fiancee's Sister By Mistake
« #2 on: May 24, 2008, 05:53 PM »

gbahahahahhahaha.nairalanders nor go kill me.what's d mistake in it?re dey identical twins?give us full jist na
sexybrown
Re: I Hammered My Fiancee's Sister By Mistake
« #3 on: May 24, 2008, 06:01 PM »

u hammered ur girlfriend's sister? were u on blindfolds?
asas (f)
Re: I Hammered My Fiancee's Sister By Mistake
« #4 on: May 24, 2008, 06:04 PM »

na wa oh this is serious
Cayon (f)
Re: I Hammered My Fiancee's Sister By Mistake
« #5 on: May 24, 2008, 06:09 PM »

jascobee:  U R 1 funny dude.   Grin Grin Grin Cry Cry Cry Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin. one of the funniest subject heading i have seen.  Could you explain how hammering her was a mistake.  Were you drunk? is she the splitting image of your fianceé?
bunmii (f)
Re: I Hammered My Fiancee's Sister By Mistake
« #6 on: May 24, 2008, 06:11 PM »

by mistake nko by mistake ni
whatever u sow u shall reap
well now that u got a baby comin CONGRATULATIONS.
welli (f)
Re: I Hammered My Fiancee's Sister By Mistake
« #7 on: May 24, 2008, 06:13 PM »

start preparing for fatherhood Cheesy
proo212 (m)
Re: I Hammered My Fiancee's Sister By Mistake
« #8 on: May 24, 2008, 06:20 PM »

Please don't tell me one thing led to another. There are just some things you do not do, and this is one of them.

stereo2 (m)
Re: I Hammered My Fiancee's Sister By Mistake
« #9 on: May 24, 2008, 06:24 PM »

Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr. Why not try her mum, her friends etc, na u dey reign.

Tell us exactly how it happened or else, U na no go kill person for Nairaland
big father (m)
Re: I Hammered My Fiancee's Sister By Mistake
« #10 on: May 24, 2008, 06:28 PM »

Person dey do mistake bang babe ?  Undecided
jennykadry (f)
Re: I Hammered My Fiancee's Sister By Mistake
« #11 on: May 24, 2008, 06:32 PM »

@big father

person dey do mistake ooo, if a guy is dead drunk him fit even bang a 3 year old pikin,him no go know
eiete (f)
Re: I Hammered My Fiancee's Sister By Mistake
« #12 on: May 24, 2008, 06:37 PM »

Lord have mercy.

Before you went and dipped your wick in oil

wey smell nice, did you consult us? You enjoy the whole,

thing lick mouth. Grin  Now you dey cry come nairaland. Cry

Bros na you make your bed, so kukuma go lie down on top of am. Grin
big father (m)
Re: I Hammered My Fiancee's Sister By Mistake
« #13 on: May 24, 2008, 07:04 PM »

Quote from: jennykadry on May 24, 2008, 06:32 PM
@big father

person dey do mistake ooo, if a guy is dead drunk him fit even bang a 3 year old pikin,him no go know

Alcohol is not an excuse for doing bad thing o ! Na the thing wey the guy been don dey nurse for mind be that. No be mistake,why the alcohol nor make the guy go do mistake bang mad woman?  Undecided
jennykadry (f)
Re: I Hammered My Fiancee's Sister By Mistake
« #14 on: May 24, 2008, 07:16 PM »

@bigfather

some people no fit control theirself if them don maya(drink to stupor)no be everybody fit control himself,take for instance e get story wey i hear,there was this family in lagos,happy family oooo,d man and d wife get 3 pikins 2 girls and one boy,d last girl still be pikin so when their parents they travel them carry that one go,leaving behind d remaining two,anyway after a week and some days,d guy go wan club wey them dey call old english for festac and was dead drunk,so when his friends dropped him off,d sister open door for am,immediately he saw he begin call her another girl name,d girl just leave am because she know say him dey drunk,make d girl lock door now,na so d brother grab am,right for floor bang d babe,now this is a life story that happened in lagos(or so i heard) no be some of them fit control theirself abeg
9cent (m)
Re: I Hammered My Fiancee's Sister By Mistake
« #15 on: May 24, 2008, 07:19 PM »

@jasky,

welcome to the fatherhood hall of fame!,  ONIRANU Cheesy
jejelolatu (f)
Re: I Hammered My Fiancee's Sister By Mistake
« #16 on: May 24, 2008, 07:36 PM »

what a mistake!!!!!!!!!!!
do tell,how many mistakes resulted in that pregnancy.
because if it was just once then it must haxe been one helluva STRONG mistake
Esss (m)
Re: I Hammered My Fiancee's Sister By Mistake
« #17 on: May 24, 2008, 10:50 PM »

Tales by moonlight
jennykadry (f)
Re: I Hammered My Fiancee's Sister By Mistake
« #18 on: May 24, 2008, 10:51 PM »

@Esss

God bless u my brother,poster na ko'akuko ebea,akuko ya bu asi Lips sealed Lips sealed
chika98
Re: I Hammered My Fiancee's Sister By Mistake
« #19 on: May 24, 2008, 10:53 PM »

First tin na hammer
What a disgusting thing to do.
cooldude62 (m)
Re: I Hammered My Fiancee's Sister By Mistake
« #20 on: May 25, 2008, 12:05 AM »

thunder fire your privates, how can you say its a mistake?
buzyDiva (f)
Re: I Hammered My Fiancee's Sister By Mistake
« #21 on: May 25, 2008, 02:31 AM »

1. Tales from Nollywood
2. How was it amistake?
3. Since when did shaggin now called Hammering.
4. Ur girlfriend does not deserve u . . hope she leaves u
5. The Sister is pregnant for . . marry her . . obviously, u been lusting after her.
rockiedink (m)
Re: I Hammered My Fiancee's Sister By Mistake
« #22 on: May 25, 2008, 03:16 AM »

hmmmm. . .

this tin remind me of one song wey Blacky sing all them yonder yearsmake I remix am. . .

singing and whistling. . .


Jasky,
she have a bang belly,
Doctor,
 says you are the Daddy


so funny. . .next thread please Angry Angry Angry
ima1 (f)
Re: I Hammered My Fiancee's Sister By Mistake
« #23 on: May 25, 2008, 03:28 AM »

so what should we do, no be we say make you go from frying pan to fire, abi we follow you enjoy the thing when you been dey do am, if we not follow you so wetin come consine us for your wahala, because if you are stupid enough to sleep with your girlfriend's sister with your eyes open then you should open your eyes and deal with your issues.
gabrywyl (f)
Re: I Hammered My Fiancee's Sister By Mistake
« #24 on: May 25, 2008, 03:57 AM »

Oh My God,  You sad man. Well,  if you think your girlfriend's sister is much beautiful, than I don't think you actually really love your girlfriend dude.
Vuitton (m)
Re: I Hammered My Fiancee's Sister By Mistake
« #25 on: May 25, 2008, 04:13 AM »

@ Poster
i think u r a bagger. Whats the mistake there, did u slip an
fynne boy
Re: I Hammered My Fiancee's Sister By Mistake
« #26 on: May 25, 2008, 11:10 AM »

hahahahahahhahahahaahahahhahahahahah, chei this na laffing matter.were u under the influence of some demon or the holy ghost.make una get the pickin,if na boy,call am Jesus if na girl Jesusess
krama (m)
Re: I Hammered My Fiancee's Sister By Mistake
« #27 on: May 25, 2008, 11:19 AM »

Quote from: fynne boy on May 25, 2008, 11:10 AM
hahahahahahhahahahaahahahhahahahahah, chei this na laffing matter.were u under the influence of some demon or the holy ghost.make una get the pickin,if na boy,call am Jesus if na girl Jesusess

What's all these? Huh
ibkaye
Re: I Hammered My Fiancee's Sister By Mistake
« #28 on: May 25, 2008, 11:26 AM »

 Cry
kingdong (m)
Re: I Hammered My Fiancee's Sister By Mistake
« #29 on: May 25, 2008, 01:04 PM »

Say yu are sorry, then go ahead and marry yur baby mother.  Wink Afterall, anything can happen, saywhatsaywhat !  Grin

Sorry o poster, but have yu told the other parties involved? i,e. yur supposed girlfriend, their folks, etc. Abi na here yu first launch the good news?
sperm_flow
Re: I Hammered My Fiancee's Sister By Mistake
« #30 on: May 25, 2008, 01:08 PM »

may your pe nis never see the light of the day anymore, twisted, jagged, and turned upside down - may your pe nis turn to snake, may u never use it to pee again - may your privates become a leg - may your pe nis decide to do a runner from your body - may your privates go inside your stomach and come out from your mouth - if you hate the poster - please say Amen to these prayers.
welli (f)
Re: I Hammered My Fiancee's Sister By Mistake
« #31 on: May 25, 2008, 01:11 PM »

  Grin  :Dbuahahahahaha.sperm flow that prayer is heavy oh.but i say an AMEN!to it.
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