How To Use The Marriage Software

MARRIAGE SOFTWARE
 
This is what a guy wrote to a systems analyst
 
(Marriage Software Division):
 
Dear Systems Analyst,
I am desperate for some help!
I recently upgraded my program from Girlfriend 7.0 to
Wife 1.0 and found that the new program began
unexpected Child Processing and also took up a lot of
space and valuable resources.
 
This wasn't mentioned in the product brochure. In
addition Wife 1.0 installs itself into all other
programs and launches during systems initialization
and then it monitors all other system activities.
Applications such as "Boys' Night out 2.5" and "Golf
5.3" no longer run, and crashes the system whenever
selected. Attempting to operate selected "Saturday
Rugby 6.3" always fails and "Saturday Shopping 7.1"
runs instead. I cannot seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the
background whilst attempting to run any of my
favourite applications. Be it online or offline. I am thinking
of going back to "Girlfriend 7.0", but uninstall
doesn't work on this program. Can you please help?
 
,  AND THIS IS WHAT OUR ANALYST SAID:
 
Dear Customer,
 
This is a very common problem resulting from a basic
misunderstanding of the functions of the Wife 1.0
program.

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