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Seun (m)
Adventures Of Jonathan Gullible: On Capitalism And Politics
« on: May 26, 2006, 03:56 PM »

This is the story of the adventure of a young man named Jonathan Gullible who got stranded on an island.

Source: www.jonathangullible.com
Seun (m)
Troublemakers
« #1 on: May 26, 2006, 03:58 PM »

Jonathan walked for several hours without a glimpse of any sign
of life. Suddenly, something moved in the thicket and a small
animal with a yellow-striped tail fl ashed down a barely visible track.
“A cat,” thought Jonathan. “Maybe it will lead me to some people?”
He dived through the thick foliage.

Just as he lost sight of the beach and was deep in the jungle,
he heard a sharp scream. He stopped, cocked his head, and tried
to locate the source of the sound. Directly ahead, he heard another
shrill cry for help. Pushing up an incline and through a mass of
branches and vines, he clawed his way forward and stumbled onto
a wider path.

As he rounded a sharp bend in the trail, Jonathan ran full tilt into
the side of a burly man. “Out of my way, chump!” bellowed the
man, brushing him aside like a gnat. Dazed, Jonathan looked up and
saw two men dragging a young woman, kicking and yelling, down
the trail. By the time he caught his breath, the trio had disappeared.
Certain that he couldn’t free the woman alone, Jonathan ran back up
the trail looking for help.

A clearing opened and he saw a group of people gathered around
a big tree – beating it with sticks. Jonathan ran up and grabbed the
arm of a man who was obviously the supervisor. “Please sir, help!”
gasped Jonathan. “Two men have captured a woman and she needs
help!”

“Don’t be alarmed,” the man said gruffly. “She’s under arrest.
Forget her and move along, we’ve got work to do.”

“Arrest?” said Jonathan, still huffi ng. “She didn’t look like, uh,
like a criminal.” Jonathan wondered, if she was guilty, why did
she cry so desperately for help? “Pardon me, sir, but what was her
crime?”

“Huh?” snorted the man with irritation. “Well, if you must know,
she threatened the jobs of everyone working here.”

“She threatened people’s jobs? How did she do that?” asked
Jonathan.

Glaring down at his ignorant questioner, the supervisor motioned
for Jonathan to come over to a tree where workers busily pounded
away at the trunk. Proudly, he said, “We are tree workers. We knock
down trees for wood by beating them with these sticks. Sometimes
a hundred people, working round-the-clock, can knock down a
good-sized tree in less than a month.” The man pursed his lips and
carefully brushed a speck of dirt from the sleeve of his handsomely
cut coat.

He continued, “That Drawbaugh woman came to work this
morning with a sharp piece of metal attached to the end of her stick.
She cut down a tree in less than an hour – all by herself! Think of
it! Such an outrageous threat to our traditional employment had to
be stopped.”

Jonathan’s eyes widened, aghast to hear that this woman was
punished for her creativity. Back home, everyone used axes and
saws for cutting trees. That’s how he got the wood for his own
boat. “But her invention,” exclaimed Jonathan, “allows people of all
sizes and strengths to cut down trees. Won’t that make it faster and
cheaper to get wood and make things?”

“What do you mean?” the man said angrily. “How could anyone
encourage an idea like that? This noble work can’t be done by any
weakling who comes along with some new idea.”

“But sir,” said Jonathan, trying not to offend, “these good tree
workers have talented hands and brains. They could use the time
saved from knocking down trees to do other things. They could
make tables, cabinets, boats, or even houses!”

“Listen, you,” the man said with a menacing look, “the purpose
of work is to have full and secure employment – not new products.”
The tone of his voice turned ugly. “You sound like some kind of
troublemaker. Anyone who supports that infernal woman is trouble.
Where are you from?”

Jonathan replied anxiously, “I don’t even know Miss Drawbaugh
and I don’t mean any trouble, sir. I’m sure you’re right. Well, I
must be going.” With that, Jonathan turned back the way he came,
hurrying down the path. His fi rst encounter with the people of the
island left him feeling very nervous.
Seun (m)
A Commons Tragedy
« #2 on: May 26, 2006, 04:08 PM »

The trail widened a bit as it cut through the dense jungle. The
midday sun burned hot overhead when Jonathan found a small
lake. As he scooped up some water to refresh himself, Jonathan
heard someone’s voice warning, “I wouldn’t drink the water if I
were you.”

Jonathan looked around and saw an old man kneeling at the
shore, cleaning a few tiny fish on a plank. Beside him was a basket,
a reel, and three poles propped up in the mud, each dangling a line
in the water. “Is the fishing good?” inquired Jonathan politely.

Without bothering to look up, the man replied, somewhat crossly,
“Nope. These little critters were all I got today.” He proceeded to
fillet the fish and to drop them into a hot skillet that was set over
a smouldering fire. The fish sizzling in the pan smelled delicious.
Jonathan spotted the rough yellow-striped cat that he had followed,
already picking at scraps of fish. His mouth watered.

Jonathan, who considered himself an accomplished fisherman,
asked, “What did you use for bait?”

The man looked up at Jonathan thoughtfully. “There’s nothing
wrong with my bait, sonny. I’ve caught the best of what’s left in this
lake.”

Sensing a solitary mood in this fisherman, Jonathan thought he
might learn more by just remaining silent awhile. Eventually, the
old fisherman beckoned him to sit beside the fire to share some fish
and a little bread. Jonathan devoured his meal hungrily, though he
felt guilty about taking a portion of this man’s meagre lunch. After
they finished, Jonathan kept quiet and, sure enough, the old man
began to talk.

“Years ago there were some really big fish to catch here,” the
man said wistfully. “But they’ve all been caught. Now the little ones
are all that’s left.”

“But the little ones will grow, won’t they?” asked Jonathan. He
stared at the lush grasses growing in the shallow waters along the
shore where many fish might lurk.

“No. People take all the fish, even the little ones. Not only that,
people dump rubbish into the far end of the lake. See that thick
scum along the far side?”

Jonathan looked perplexed. “Why do others take your fish and
dump rubbish in your lake?”

“Oh, no,” said the fisherman. “this isn’t my lake. It belongs to
everyone – just like the forests and the streams.”

“These fish belong to everyone , ” Jonathan paused, “including
me?” He began to feel a little less guilty about sharing a meal that
he had no part in making.

“Not exactly,” the man replied. “What belongs to everyone really
belongs to no one – that is, until a fish bites my hook. Then it’s
mine.”

“I don’t get it,” said Jonathan, frowning in confusion. Half
speaking to himself, he repeated, “The fish belong to everyone,
which means that they really belong to no one, until one bites your
hook. Then, the fish is yours? But do you do anything to take care
of the fish or to help them grow?”

“Of course not!” the man said with a snort of derision. “Why
should I care for the fish just so someone else can come over here at
any time and catch them? If someone else gets the fish or pollutes
the lake with rubbish, then there goes all my effort!”

With a mournful glance at the water, the old fisherman added
sadly, “I wish I really did own the lake. Then I’d make sure that the
fish were well tended. I’d care for the lake just like the cattleman
who manages the ranch over in the next valley. I’d breed the
strongest, fattest fish and you can bet that no fish rustlers or garbage
dumpers would get past me. I’d make sure of that.”
“Who manages the lake now?” interrupted Jonathan.

The weathered face of the fisherman grew hard. “The lake is run
by the Council of Lords. Every four years, the Lords are elected to
the Council. Then the Council appoints a manager and pays him
from my taxes. The fish manager is supposed to watch out for too
much fishing and dumping. The funny thing is, friends of the Lords
get to fish and dump as they please.”

The two sat and watched the wind stir a pattern of ripples across
the silver lake. Jonathan noticed the yellow cat sitting erect, sniffing
and staring at a fish head on his plate. He tossed the head and the
cat caught it neatly with one hooked paw. This feline looked tough,
with one ear torn from some old battle.

Mulling over the old fisherman’s tale, Jonathan asked, “Is the
lake well-managed?”

“See for yourself,” the old fisherman grumbled. “Look at the
size of my puny catch. It seems that the fish get smaller as the
manager’s salary gets bigger.”
Seun (m)
The Food Police
« #3 on: May 26, 2006, 04:15 PM »

Paths converged with the dirt trail as it broadened into a gravel
country road. Instead of jungle, Jonathan passed rolling pastures
and fields of ripening crops and rich orchards. The sight of all
that food growing reminded Jonathan of how little he had eaten for
lunch. He detoured toward a neat white farmhouse, hoping to find
his bearings and maybe another meal.

On the front porch, he found a young woman and a small boy
huddled together crying.

“Excuse me,” said Jonathan awkwardly. “Is there any trouble?”
The woman looked up, eyes wet with tears. “It’s my husband.
Oh, my husband!” she wailed. “I knew one day it would come to
this. He’s been arrested,” she sobbed, “by the Food Police!”

“I’m very sorry to hear about that, ma’am. Did you say ‘Food
Police’?” asked Jonathan. He patted the dark head of the boy
sympathetically. “Why did they arrest him?”

The woman gritted her teeth, fighting to hold back tears.
Scornfully, she said, “His crime was that of growing too much
food!”

Jonathan was shocked. This island was truly a strange place!
“It’s a crime to grow too much food?”

The woman continued, “Last year the Food Police issued orders
telling him how much food he could produce and sell to the country
folk. They told us that too much food would lower prices and so
hurt the other farmers.” She bit her lip slightly then blurted out, “My
husband was a better farmer than all the rest of them put together!”
Instantly Jonathan heard a sharp roar of laughter behind him. A
heavyset man strutted up the path from the road to the farmhouse.

“Ha!” he sneered, “I say that the best farmer is the one who gets
the farm. Right?” With a grand sweep of his hand, the man glared
at the woman and her son and commanded, “Now get your things
packed and out of here! The Council of Lords has awarded this land
to me.”
The man grabbed up a toy dog that was lying on the steps and
thrust it into Jonathan’s hands. “I’m sure she can use the help, boy.
Get moving, this is my place now.”

The woman stood up, her eyes glaring in anger, “My husband
was a better farmer than you’ll ever be.”

“That’s a matter of debate,” the man chuckled rudely. “Oh sure,
he had green fingers. And he was a genius at figuring what to plant
and how to please his customers. Quite a man! But he forgot one
thing – the Council of Lords sets the prices and crops. And the Food
Police enforce the Council rules.”

“You parasite!” yelled the woman. “Your farming methods are
incompetent! You waste good manure and seed on everything you
plant, and no one wants to buy what you grow. You plant in a fl ood
plain or on parched clay, and it never matters if you lose everything.
You just get the Council of Lords to pay for the rot. They’ve even
paid you to destroy entire crops.”

Jonathan frowned, “There’s no advantage in being a good
farmer?”

“Being a good farmer is a handicap,” answered the woman as
her face reddened. “My husband, unlike this toad, refused to fl atter
the Lords and tried to produce honest crops and real sales.”
Shoving the woman and her boy off the porch, the man growled,

“Enough! He refused to follow the annual quotas. No one bucks the
Food Police and gets away with it. Now get off my land!”
Jonathan helped the woman carry her belongings. The woman
and her son walked slowly away from their former home. At a bend
in the road, all turned to take one last look at the neat house and
barn. “What will happen to you now?” asked Jonathan.

The woman sighed, “I can’t afford to pay the high food prices.
Luckily, we’ve got relatives and friends to rely on for help. Otherwise,
I could beg the Council of Lords to take care of Davy and me. They’d
like that,” she muttered bitterly. She took the young boy’s hand and
picked up a large bundle saying, “Come along, Davy.”
Jonathan gripped his stomach – now feeling a little more sick
than hungry.
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