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ituen (m)
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A blonde female police officer pulls over a blonde girl, in a convertible sports car, for speeding. She walks up to the car and asks the blond for her driver’s license.
The blonde convertible driver searches through her purse, in vain. Finally she asks, “What does it look like?” The blonde police officer tells her, “It’s that thing with your picture on it.”
The blonde driver searches for a few more seconds, pulls out her compact, opens it, and sure enough sees herself. She hands the compact to the blonde cop.
After a few seconds looking at the compact, the blonde cop rolls her eyes, hands the compact back to the blonde convertible driver and says, “If you would have told me you were a police officer when I first pulled you over we could have avoided this whole thing.”
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TOYOSI20 (f)
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lol, . , . . . . . . . . . . .I've been sayin it these blonde's r as dumb as a box of rocks. . . . . . . . Kai  |
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Jeovy (m)
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Good One Ituen,u name sound like that of my sis |
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ituen (m)
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wetin be your sister name?
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aristole (f)
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Wetin be your own name?
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ituen (m)
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Aristole,
wetin happen? i never see you for long n u no dey hail me again. Na so we don quarrel reach?
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Jeovy (m)
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wetin be your sister name?
I no trust you enough to tell u my sis name |
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iwajay (m)
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y do i have this feeling hat his sister's name is ITUEN.
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ituen (m)
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what a wierd feelin
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oge4real (f)
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Blondes and blunders!na wao.
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princesa (f)
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blondes are beautiful, why do people call them dumb   |
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webdezzi (m)
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blondes are beautiful, why do people call them dumb you mean, why do people call them dumb or why are they dumb? |
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princesa (f)
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no why do people call them dumb, they are beautiful and intelligent could even be your wife |
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webdezzi (m)
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i am going to ask you once, are you blonde?
and how far has your passion for arts taken you too, atleast we share that
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princesa (f)
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:p
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webdezzi (m)
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Oh, let me think,
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webdezzi (m)
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undecided, dumb? well since you decided to post an undecided emoticon, I am very sorry i will have to jump 2 conclusion you must b blonde
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lexicon (m)
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Nice one,  |
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clemcykul
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all hail web the blonde
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princesa (f)
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wbedaisy dnt u knw that your girlfreind my freind is blonde why call me @clem web's boo is the blonde not him |
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clemcykul
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in matrimony man and wife becomes one so therefore web is also a blond, for the two have come together and clinged as one
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princesa (f)
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now thats true |
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aristole (f)
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@ Ituen
My dear.My job schedule is becoming very tit ds days.
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webdezzi (m)
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@ Ituen
My dear.My job schedule is becoming very tit ds days.
well, you can simply tell him that on the phone. can't u? wbedaisy dnt u knw that your girl freind my freind is blonde why call me @clem web's boo is the blonde not him [/quote sweety, don't forget that you are free to use the spell check button at anytime, it's totally free and for you clem, look before u leap, it could cost you an arm and a leg |
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princesa (f)
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yes honey, i wnt forget next time  but stop getting irated because i told the world that your girlfriend my friend is a blonde touchythey are human too  |
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webdezzi (m)
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i have no problem with blondes, as long as they can cook without using google
sweep with brooms and wash without washing machine
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princesa (f)
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thats your girl |
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webdezzi (m)
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meaning what? you want to replace her?
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