I Caught My Pastor Banging My Girlfriend

 i feel so depressed. i usually drop her off for fellowship at her pastors house with other memebers. this day i dropped her earlier dan usual and drove off. i den remembered that i left my house keys and atm card in her handbag. i tried calling but her phone was off. i became suspicious and decided to make a u- turn. getting back to the pastors compound, the gate was left open so i walked in. ungetting to the door, the door was ajar as well so i went in straight to the parlour. then i hed a female voice saying "please don't stop now" and a male voice groaning. i immediately sneeaked upstairs where the voices where coming from. i found the room and in one swift motion i flung the door open

only to see the pastor and my babe naked in a doggy position! i was so pieced and not knowing what to do at that time i just walked out of the premises

Now she is calling me an apologizing. Am so confused cus this is a girl i have come to love. someone who has virtually made me what i am. the painful thing is that we are to get married in september. and guess who was to preside at the white wedding. the same pastor!

please i need some advice from u nairalanders what do i do. am so confused

una never tire to catch man untop una woman

why do i feel like this is a ground-breaking Nollywood Idea?

Newayz  - ov, take heart.

Interesting isn't it

This same tory could and most likely have happened 100yrs ago, 10yrs ago, and this year!

It simply normal now.

Guy,  you know how it pinches you the most,  make your decision!

only you can decide.  Personally dump her you wont ever forgetit so how can you forgive?

The reason I prefer to go to clubs instead.  Those night vigils can be hecks of encounters. If I want to hoe around towna pastor is the last kind of dry deek I would want to fool around with.

What the heck is the attraction?

Well I guess it takes a "born again to bang a burn again"! To hell fire then!


Bullshit!

@poster
Well, I think you will have a problem continuing with this babe since the strands of pubic hair stuck between her teeth will be a constant reminder that "the DNA" is not yours!

What a sinfull pastor!!!!! Oh goodness,  He is suppose to show a good example to the community and yet he go banging other people's girl,  If I were you, just dump her. If she could do a faulthy thing such as this, she will do it again to the same man or to other man behind your back. What is wrong with her? One privates is not enough for her? I am actually so angry,  I don't understand why they are people such as this on earth,

And to be honest with you, if I were in your shoes, I might not want to get involve in anything which the pastor does. For me, all his preachings will be Bullshit from now on,

Mind my language. I don't usually curse like this but I feel for the Poster and I am actually so angry,

@ poster,
leave the baby make she continue dey suma the paito agba and find another girl wey go free you from this state.

 

Shey bi o!  

Just spice up the script, call Ramsey Nouah Jr, Desmond Elliot and Ini Edo

and we have got a movie. But,  what shall the title be? Anyone got ideas?

Another Tales by moonlight.

You think say na small children dey N'land abi??

Make we analyse your story.

You dropped her off early (so I guess you have a car), upon leaving the premises you realised you've left your keys and ATM in her handbag so you make a You-turn and start heading back to the pastors house. This realisation I guess was made after about 5-10mins of dropping her off. So you head back to pastors crib. Which means pastor and your girl must have been so horny they skipped foreplay and the talk and dived straight into doggy position. Wow!

Lets assume pastor has no gateman (which I doubt in present day nigeria) so you drove in and parked. (and I guess due to the intensity of the sex they did not hear a car drive into the compound). Hmm!

You said this is supposed to be a weekly prayer meeting which not only your wife attends but others, so one would only think that the pastor would take extra precaution to not only lock his main door, but also listen out for signs of an intruder/members. (but I guess your pastor was dumb).

Also your girl was so stupid to be yelling out so loud in estacy that her voice was carried all the way downstairs, not caring if another member or even the pastors wife should walk in, knowing they left all the doors in the house open.

Nna take your time o! Dont disrespect my old age like this again.

lol lol ess na u biko!!!

fire for fire.why didnt you join then for a threee some, e dey sweet o

Hey dude after my post above i saw that you recently started a thread looking for a babe


Hope you have not been unfaithful to her too oooooo. . .   

(If this is true) Forgive me because I was cracking up when I read this. . . .but lets put that aside I think you should move on there thousands billions of fishes in the   

I agree with Esss's analysis cause i was thinking on the same note. You mean the pastor was so foolish to have left his door open or nobody sabi the man? I think we have caught you here.