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bebrief (m)
This Is Strictly For Ladies
« on: June 08, 2008, 04:38 PM »

If all the guys (gentlemen) around the world agrees to go on one year strike, no romance, no sexual intercourse, no kissing & touchery, for both married & single, how would you feel? I need your reaction.
jennykadry (f)
Re: This Is Strictly For Ladies
« #1 on: June 08, 2008, 04:43 PM »

i'll be d happiest woman on earth,atleast i wont  be disturbed in the night wt one kain rod trying to chook my bombom all in d name of sex Angry
saucekid (m)
Re: This Is Strictly For Ladies
« #2 on: June 08, 2008, 04:55 PM »

chai. . . .
jenny Shocked
superboi (m)
Re: This Is Strictly For Ladies
« #3 on: June 08, 2008, 05:00 PM »

de way jeenyk take reply e be like sai she dey get am anytime she want am,na becos e neva scare 4 u b4 Grin
jennykadry (f)
Re: This Is Strictly For Ladies
« #4 on: June 08, 2008, 05:02 PM »

rotflmao  Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy supaboi u no well  Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin scarce ko scarce ni ,make e scarce jare,i need my peace
michelin89 (f)
Re: This Is Strictly For Ladies
« #5 on: June 08, 2008, 05:03 PM »

Quote from: jennykadry on June 08, 2008, 04:43 PM
i'll be d happiest woman on earth,atleast i wont be disturbed in the night wt one kain rod trying to chook my bombom all in d name of sex Angry

Or simply stopping you from resting your head on his laps!  Angry Imagine hanging on such an uncomfortable stick!  Grin
jennykadry (f)
Re: This Is Strictly For Ladies
« #6 on: June 08, 2008, 05:04 PM »

@michelin89

d stick is so uncomfortable that i always scream when im hanging on it  Angry Angry Wink
saucekid (m)
Re: This Is Strictly For Ladies
« #7 on: June 08, 2008, 05:05 PM »

na person prick una dey call useless stick?? Shocked
superboi (m)
Re: This Is Strictly For Ladies
« #8 on: June 08, 2008, 05:12 PM »

is it nott de carrot and de stick dats gives you peace Grin
RedHotChic (f)
Re: This Is Strictly For Ladies
« #9 on: June 08, 2008, 05:14 PM »

Quote
If all the guys (gentlemen) around the world agrees to go on one year strike, no romance, no sexual intercourse, no kissing & touchery, for both married & single, how would you feel? I need your reaction.
Just like men will run to mars looking for something that looks like a woman even monkeys, women too will run haywire if such a thing happens because we know how to hate and eat on each other. Bottom line is that women will not be able to stay and even rule themselves in the absence of men.
michelin89 (f)
Re: This Is Strictly For Ladies
« #10 on: June 08, 2008, 05:15 PM »

Quote from: jennykadry on June 08, 2008, 05:04 PM
@michelin89

d stick is so uncomfortable that i always scream when im hanging on it Angry Angry Wink

 Wink True!  Angry And the worst part is that when it's no more, you miss it. That thing is devilish!
jennykadry (f)
Re: This Is Strictly For Ladies
« #11 on: June 08, 2008, 05:20 PM »

very devilish thing  Angry Angry Angry imagine you shaking and shivering wen u r riding on it  Angry Angry screaming like one possessed goat,all in the name of enjoyment and ecstacy  Angry Angry Sad
michelin89 (f)
Re: This Is Strictly For Ladies
« #12 on: June 08, 2008, 05:22 PM »

Quote from: jennykadry on June 08, 2008, 05:20 PM
very devilish thing Angry Angry Angry imagine you shaking and shivering when you're riding on it Angry Angry screaming like one possessed goat,all in the name of enjoyment and ecstacy Angry Angry Sad

And guess what, they aren't even hard to find. Sometimes they even come begging you to ride them!  Shocked Shocking! The cheapest drug you can find at the market and for a life time contract you can have it for free and even sue when you are being denied of it!
jennykadry (f)
Re: This Is Strictly For Ladies
« #13 on: June 08, 2008, 05:24 PM »

thats d cheapest article u can find in the market,the thing is so weak and can stand up anytime when a woman massages it  Angry Angry Angry Angry a woman is like d controller and  d foolish thing just goes anywhere its been controlled to,mennnnnnnn i love my woman skills,because it makes me superior
saucekid (m)
Re: This Is Strictly For Ladies
« #14 on: June 08, 2008, 05:25 PM »

@ jenny and michellin
una 2 no well. . . . see correct instrument wey God provide for una ,una dey complain
4Her (f)
Re: This Is Strictly For Ladies
« #15 on: June 08, 2008, 05:27 PM »

@post
who c ares. . . as long as HE" not one of them Tongue
michelin89 (f)
Re: This Is Strictly For Ladies
« #16 on: June 08, 2008, 05:28 PM »

Quote from: saucekid on June 08, 2008, 05:25 PM
@ jenny and michellin
una 2 no well. . . . see correct instrument wey God provide for una ,una dey complain

 Grin

Quote from: jennykadry on June 08, 2008, 05:24 PM
thats d cheapest article u can find in the market,the thing is so weak and can stand up anytime when a woman massages it Angry Angry Angry Angry a woman is like d controller and d foolish thing just goes anywhere its been controlled to,mennnnnnnn i love my woman skills,because it makes me superior

Imagine sef, the person who dey sell am sef dey go prison because nobody want am. Tell me if stupidity fit pass that level?  Grin
saucekid (m)
Re: This Is Strictly For Ladies
« #17 on: June 08, 2008, 05:30 PM »

uhm . . . . . .
una too open eyes for me
jennykadry (f)
Re: This Is Strictly For Ladies
« #18 on: June 08, 2008, 05:31 PM »

no mind them michelin very stupid set of pple

anyway make them go d strike sef,i don tire to dey jump and jump if i dey hang on am,cos u must jump up and down if na u dey ride,my waist don dey pain me abeg,i need rest haba Angry Angry
saucekid (m)
Re: This Is Strictly For Ladies
« #19 on: June 08, 2008, 05:34 PM »

you no thank God say that tin na natural healer
michelin89 (f)
Re: This Is Strictly For Ladies
« #20 on: June 08, 2008, 05:34 PM »

True! Them dey go back and front (need less energy) but we dey go up and down (fat burning exercise). These are the moments I scream for gender equality!  Angry
jennykadry (f)
Re: This Is Strictly For Ladies
« #21 on: June 08, 2008, 05:36 PM »

dont mind them,u can imagine u jump up and down and your two boobies go just dey slap u for chest anyhow,im tired of going to d hospital for a breast check up  Angry Angry Angry
michelin89 (f)
Re: This Is Strictly For Ladies
« #22 on: June 08, 2008, 05:38 PM »

How those things nor go rest forever when they lose all their consistence from too much up and down?  Angry
rokiatu (f)
Re: This Is Strictly For Ladies
« #23 on: June 08, 2008, 05:41 PM »

Quote from: jennykadry on June 08, 2008, 05:31 PM
no mind them michelin very stupid set of people

anyway make them go d strike sef,i don tire to dey jump and jump if i dey hang on am,because u must jump up and down if na u dey ride,my waist don dey pain me abeg,i need rest haba Angry Angry

Quote from: jennykadry on June 08, 2008, 05:36 PM
don't mind them,u can imagine u jump up and down and your two boobies go just dey slap u for chest anyhow,im tired of going to d hospital for a breast check up Angry Angry Angry

Quote from: jennykadry on June 08, 2008, 05:20 PM
very devilish thing Angry Angry Angry imagine you shaking and shivering when you're riding on it Angry Angry screaming like one possessed goat,all in the name of enjoyment and ecstacy Angry Angry Sad

 Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin girl u are hilarious
jennykadry (f)
Re: This Is Strictly For Ladies
« #24 on: June 08, 2008, 05:43 PM »

abiiioooo after them go say d thing dey fall why e no go fall,wen every single second of d day the thing dey jump up and down ,everyday e dey dance shakira wen hanging ,sometimes sef even wtout hanging them men no fit take their hands off it for one second,them dey call am smooching  Angry Angry Angry
jayb (m)
Re: This Is Strictly For Ladies
« #25 on: June 08, 2008, 05:45 PM »

lol

okay im getting addictd to nairaland Grin

damn, how una dey come up wit all this things

Cheesy Grin Cheesy Grin Cheesy
stillwater (f)
Re: This Is Strictly For Ladies
« #26 on: June 08, 2008, 05:49 PM »

You girls are not serious oo lol Grin

@topic

That's the least thing I should be bothered about. I would have said who would help me carry heavy equipments in the house if men were to disappear overnight but I remembered I could employ the services of robots  Tongue
saucekid (m)
Re: This Is Strictly For Ladies
« #27 on: June 08, 2008, 06:22 PM »

uhm
jennykadry (f)
Re: This Is Strictly For Ladies
« #28 on: June 08, 2008, 07:42 PM »

uhm. . . . . .  sheesh
buzyDiva (f)
Re: This Is Strictly For Ladies
« #29 on: June 08, 2008, 07:43 PM »

hEY jENNY,

which time mukina and eldee become moderator for romance section.

is it my own eldee or a fake one Shocked
saucekid (m)
Re: This Is Strictly For Ladies
« #30 on: June 08, 2008, 07:43 PM »

sheesh. . . . . . . ehem
4Her (f)
Re: This Is Strictly For Ladies
« #31 on: June 08, 2008, 07:44 PM »

Quote from: buzyDiva on June 08, 2008, 07:43 PM
hEY jENNY,

which time mukina and eldee become moderator for romance section.

is it my own eldee or a fake one Shocked
I just saw it too. ,  nna nawa o Shocked Shocked Shocked
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