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ayodecent (f)
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The day he used his wife's pant,
to wipe his face on the pulpit, thinking it' was handkerchief
The day his stomach crumbled in the theatre,
and people thought he farted.
The day he warned his kids never to swear,
and he fell off the stairs and said 'fucking hell'.
The day he wore two different shoes to a celebrity party,
and children gathered around him and made jest of him.
The day he slapped his wife,
and his pastor caught him in the act.
The day his choir master found a condom in
the middle of his bible.
The night he got home late with a kiss of lipstick
on his cheek.
The night his teenage daughther caught him watching a porn movie.
The day he gave a testimony and his wife shouted 'it's a lie'.
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oxsam88 (m)
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wow, nice one, the first and the last are the kraziest and most embarrassing
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micklplus (m)
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nice one Cheers  |
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viena (f)
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that was funny, especially the last one, what day that might have been!!!
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Mer-C (f)
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LMAO! funny sh*t! |
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