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Dr Kitaun
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luvbiu: hello Dr Kitaun, this is ******(name can be made available only on special request) from Nairaland.com
Kitaun: hi . .
luvbiu: cool
luvbiu: asl plz
Kitaun: yours 1st ?
luvbiu: 18m gay lagos
Kitaun: gay ?
Kitaun: lol
Kitaun: ok
luvbiu: can you mess my ass
luvbiu: am horny
Kitaun: u gay ?
luvbiu: yeah
Kitaun: which sections of nland do u post ?
luvbiu: sexuality and education
luvbiu: 08057456705
luvbiu: if you want a hot blowjob
Kitaun: aw do u want to do it ?
Kitaun: where do u stay ?
luvbiu: i want to ride on your privates
luvbiu: egbeda you?
Kitaun: which side of egbeda ?
Kitaun: gowon ?
luvbiu: unity estate
luvbiu: what about you
Kitaun: ikeja . . .
Kitaun: what gives u d impression that am gay ?
luvbiu: nope
luvbiu: nuttin
luvbiu: i just wannna suck a hard privates
Kitaun: when did u start sucking dicks ?
luvbiu: 17
Kitaun: ok . . .how many people on nland have u sucked their dicks ?
luvbiu: av not met anyone there
luvbiu: my time is up am in a cyber cafe
Kitaun: so . .u hope to make me ur 1st ?
luvbiu: call me if you need me
luvbiu: yeah
luvbiu: if you want
Kitaun: Idiot !
Kitaun: want what ?
Kitaun: u r a dork !
Kitaun: with all d pussies around . . .I go come dey suck privates ?
BUZZ!!!
Kitaun: foolish u . . .
Kitaun: find something to do with ur life !
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4Her (f)
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lmao!!! ahahahhahahaha Kitaun!!! hahahha, and here you were giving me shakaradint know I was competing with someone else  hehehheeluvbiuhands or YIM off   hahhaha |
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4Her (f)
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& why were you been gentle with him? not the usual you jor |
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hixxx1 (m)
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MAKE UNA SEE MY OWN; THIS ONE IS DEDICATED TO ALL THE BABES WEY DONE NAIL ME
Hi Owa (6/9/2008 1:48:53 PM): m or f?
luvbiu (6/9/2008 1:49:21 PM): male gay
Hi Owa (6/9/2008 1:50:34 PM): k.
Hi Owa (6/9/2008 1:50:36 PM): m
luvbiu (6/9/2008 1:50:45 PM): yea
luvbiu (6/9/2008 1:50:52 PM): am horny this morning
Hi Owa (6/9/2008 1:50:53 PM): am male.
Hi Owa (6/9/2008 1:51:01 PM): so put ur piz
luvbiu (6/9/2008 1:51:06 PM): yu fancy me giving you a blowjob
Hi Owa (6/9/2008 1:51:43 PM): put ur piz den we can chat
luvbiu (6/9/2008 1:52:06 PM): i gat no pic here am in a cyber cafe
Hi Owa (6/9/2008 1:52:43 PM): den maybe later
luvbiu (6/9/2008 1:52:53 PM): ok
Hi Owa (6/9/2008 1:53:06 PM): but how can u be gay with no money?
Hi Owa (6/9/2008 1:53:18 PM): na waste of sexual preference o
luvbiu (6/9/2008 1:53:19 PM): watchu mean
luvbiu (6/9/2008 1:53:24 PM): lol
Hi Owa (6/9/2008 1:54:11 PM): meaning i nor fir give poor man blow job o.
Hi Owa (6/9/2008 1:54:50 PM): as i don't have money at least if i want to be burgered the guy has to have money to spend on me naa
luvbiu (6/9/2008 1:54:51 PM): i don't want you to give me a blowjob
luvbiu (6/9/2008 1:55:02 PM): i want to give yu a blowjob
Hi Owa (6/9/2008 1:55:05 PM): so what do u want from me.
Hi Owa (6/9/2008 1:55:14 PM): ha.
Hi Owa (6/9/2008 1:55:21 PM): its still the say o.
Hi Owa (6/9/2008 1:55:34 PM): won't u get pleasure from that?
luvbiu (6/9/2008 1:55:46 PM): nope
luvbiu (6/9/2008 1:55:52 PM): u get pleasured
Hi Owa (6/9/2008 1:56:41 PM): so what about u. bc i get pleasure from sucking.
Hi Owa (6/9/2008 1:56:52 PM): so don't know why u don't
luvbiu (6/9/2008 1:57:05 PM): really ok wer are you at
Hi Owa (6/9/2008 1:57:40 PM): as in?
luvbiu (6/9/2008 1:58:21 PM): wer do u stay
Hi Owa (6/9/2008 2:00:19 PM): need to see ur piz first.
Hi Owa (6/9/2008 2:00:28 PM): are u loaded with cash?
luvbiu (6/9/2008 2:00:36 PM): bye then
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hixxx1 (m)
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The chain of conversation is kind of scattered because I kept switching off my I'm and had plased the chat on my ignore list till today when I saw this post. So the guy acctually buzzed me first with an intro of himself and I recall saying 'See what purcity of babes dey cause o.
On the monetery trend, omo how gay go poor naa? Na real waste of guy life be that o. He no go hammer babes and he no go meet people wey dey use day means make money to 'do am' with them. At least they go settlle naa.
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NubianQ (f)
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I think it would hv been better if u guys ended the conversation,rather than bother to know what d gay guy has to say.
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tngtech (m)
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LMAO!!!1  |
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hixxx1 (m)
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Ended a conversation without knowing whay the person has to say? Madam, how u wan learn if u no listen to people. Don't u know that the best way of communicating is by listening? As a guy, it favours u to listen o. This is not a gee toasting a kep, where the kep will as just switch off to show herself. Always accord people the opportunity to explain themselves. If it turns out that they are sick, no show mercy o. Try point out to them say them dey wrong.
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Dr Kitaun
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& why were you been gentle with him? not the usual you jor I was being gentle with him because I was actually in the best of moods then am wondering how I let him off that easily  @Islander na today ? u know how we roll . . .  |
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NubianQ (f)
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Ended a conversation without knowing whay the person has to say? Madam, how u wan learn if u no listen to people. Don't u know that the best way of communicating is by listening? As a guy, it favours u to listen o. This is not a gee toasting a kep, where the kep will as just switch off to show herself. Always accord people the opportunity to explain themselves. If it turns out that they are sick, no show mercy o. Try point out to them say them dey wrong.
well i can agree with what u said but really if i can't stand someone for being sick i hang up immediately! can't deal with all the toasting drama. well u did what u have to do. the guy is some desperate batty man |
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kufreabasi (m)
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that's what she deserves. as small as she is.
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hixxx1 (m)
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Nubian Q: Many thanks for your kind words.
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4Her (f)
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Nubian Q: Many thanks for your kind words.
lmao!! you sef, you like cash too much!! see how you dey beg the bobo for cash @kitaun you? in a good mood? is it the apocalypse ? |
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hixxx1 (m)
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@4Her: me like cash? Lai lai. How much they go fit pay to make me mess man or man mess me? I just dey open the guy eye to d fact that since he is into it, he should make something out of it. that's all. No need to brag. Omo, for my profession, u go count me amoung the successful ones. My GSM allowance alone go pay for your return ticket to europe. I no dey brag o. Go ask those wey dey work for the finance sector for naija how much them dey pay now. I have never, will never and can never beg for money.
My papa sef na otunba for mobil nigera unlimited before he retire. So my dear, I no know poverty.
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jennykadry (f)
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wonders shall never end @topic
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4Her (f)
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@4Her: me like cash? Lai lai. How much they go fit pay to make me mess man or man mess me? I just dey open the guy eye to d fact that since he is into it, he should make something out of it. that's all. No need to brag. Omo, for my profession, u go count me amoung the successful ones. My GSM allowance alone go pay for your return ticket to europe. I no dey brag o. Go ask those wey dey work for the finance sector for naija how much them dey pay now. I have never, will never and can never beg for money.
My papa sef na otunba for mobil nigera unlimited before he retire. So my dear, I no know poverty.
Ok |
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4Her (f)
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hehehheeheehe. . .  |
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ztyle (m)
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Could this be true,menh i can't quit laffinq |
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drrionelli (m)
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@coldwater:
"faggotry"?
That's a curiously interesting coinage, isn't it?
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debosky (m)
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I shall post my own experience too, with a different fellow thoughwhat is this world coming to? |
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debosky (m)
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The first two I'm's are deleted I think, but this is really disturbing
Debosky (6/7/2008 6:06:07 PM): i'm good
natmike2005y2k (6/7/2008 6:06:11 PM): You guy are u really living in Onitsha
natmike2005y2k (6/7/2008 6:06:21 PM): That was when I leave till I leave nigeria
natmike2005y2k (6/7/2008 6:06:29 PM): Please where r u nw home or work
Debosky (6/7/2008 6:06:38 PM): home why?
natmike2005y2k (6/7/2008 6:06:45 PM): Just curious
natmike2005y2k (6/7/2008 6:06:49 PM): Am 24 nd u
natmike2005y2k (6/7/2008 6:06:56 PM): Can u tell me talk rubbish
natmike2005y2k (6/7/2008 6:07:05 PM): I feel like talking rubbish nw please
Debosky (6/7/2008 6:07:13 PM): why?
natmike2005y2k (6/7/2008 6:07:24 PM): I feel like talking about sex nw
natmike2005y2k (6/7/2008 6:07:31 PM): And stuffs like that Please
natmike2005y2k (6/7/2008 6:07:40 PM): Where in osha did u base
natmike2005y2k (6/7/2008 6:07:58 PM): When I was in niger I stay at onitsha
Debosky (6/7/2008 6:08:01 PM): are you male or female
natmike2005y2k (6/7/2008 6:08:06 PM): M
natmike2005y2k (6/7/2008 6:08:12 PM): Any problem
Debosky (6/7/2008 6:08:24 PM): no problem
Debosky (6/7/2008 6:08:32 PM): but i am not into males
natmike2005y2k (6/7/2008 6:08:34 PM): Okay nice meeting u
natmike2005y2k (6/7/2008 6:08:42 PM): I didnt say u are a gay
natmike2005y2k (6/7/2008 6:08:44 PM): I know
natmike2005y2k (6/7/2008 6:08:53 PM): What I want us 2 talk about is girls
Debosky (6/7/2008 6:09:09 PM): what do you want to say about girls
natmike2005y2k (6/7/2008 6:09:13 PM): I hv have sex wit guy nd girl
natmike2005y2k (6/7/2008 6:09:18 PM): Do u hv a girlfriend
Debosky (6/7/2008 6:09:35 PM): yes why?
Debosky (6/7/2008 6:09:40 PM): did you want to get me one
natmike2005y2k (6/7/2008 6:09:44 PM): Laugh
natmike2005y2k (6/7/2008 6:09:49 PM): You have babes to mess
natmike2005y2k (6/7/2008 6:09:52 PM): Hv u mess her
natmike2005y2k (6/7/2008 6:09:57 PM): Hw old r u please
Debosky (6/7/2008 6:10:19 PM): older than you
natmike2005y2k (6/7/2008 6:10:32 PM): I know u are older than me
natmike2005y2k (6/7/2008 6:10:41 PM): Guy we might b best of frds
natmike2005y2k (6/7/2008 6:10:47 PM): Feel free nd talk 2 me
natmike2005y2k (6/7/2008 6:10:54 PM): You can confine on me okay
natmike2005y2k (6/7/2008 6:11:01 PM): Am mature nd I guess u are mature
natmike2005y2k (6/7/2008 6:11:05 PM): Guy talk 2 me
natmike2005y2k (6/7/2008 6:11:15 PM): I know hw osha guys behave
Debosky (6/7/2008 6:11:26 PM): even if I am mature, I don't engage in sexual conversations with strangers
natmike2005y2k (6/7/2008 6:11:42 PM): Nw am nt a stranger okay
natmike2005y2k (6/7/2008 6:11:44 PM): Am nt
natmike2005y2k (6/7/2008 6:12:05 PM): When we get to know oursleves I will ask u for u number then I will call u nw
natmike2005y2k (6/7/2008 6:12:20 PM): I know the problem wit niger is that they are nt open
natmike2005y2k (6/7/2008 6:12:36 PM): But here when u open up will someone beat u
Debosky (6/7/2008 6:12:40 PM): what makes you think I would want to talk to you?
natmike2005y2k (6/7/2008 6:12:47 PM): I told u I hv done a guy nd also a girl
natmike2005y2k (6/7/2008 6:13:01 PM): I did a guy when I was in nigeria nd also here in Canada
natmike2005y2k (6/7/2008 6:13:19 PM): And thats means
natmike2005y2k (6/7/2008 6:13:27 PM): That me
natmike2005y2k (6/7/2008 6:13:36 PM): I dnt hide things because they r nt big deal
natmike2005y2k (6/7/2008 6:13:47 PM): So tell me hv u knew her
natmike2005y2k (6/7/2008 6:14:03 PM): Like nw we are in summer u will see girls wit diff laps nd shapes
natmike2005y2k (6/7/2008 6:14:07 PM): Hv u knew her
Debosky (6/7/2008 6:14:51 PM): i'm sorry i can't engage in that conversation with you
natmike2005y2k (6/7/2008 6:15:36 PM): Okay
natmike2005y2k (6/7/2008 6:15:52 PM): I thank u since u cnt confined in me
natmike2005y2k (6/7/2008 6:15:59 PM): Thank You.
Debosky (6/7/2008 6:16:06 PM): thank you too
Debosky (6/7/2008 6:16:51 PM): I am not into talking like that sorry, I may joke on nl but I am a Christian
natmike2005y2k (6/7/2008 6:19:42 PM): Okay u are a xtain
natmike2005y2k (6/7/2008 6:19:49 PM): Does it mean u hvnt sex before
Debosky (6/7/2008 6:20:05 PM): why would I want to discuss that with you
natmike2005y2k (6/7/2008 6:20:19 PM): Am just asking a question
natmike2005y2k (6/7/2008 6:20:23 PM): From your pic
natmike2005y2k (6/7/2008 6:20:26 PM): I know who u are
natmike2005y2k (6/7/2008 6:20:35 PM): Hw your behaviour looks like
natmike2005y2k (6/7/2008 6:20:39 PM): What u can do
natmike2005y2k (6/7/2008 6:20:58 PM): And I know why u dnt want to talk about that wit me
natmike2005y2k (6/7/2008 6:21:03 PM): You can forget about it
natmike2005y2k (6/7/2008 6:21:13 PM): I just want to laugh nd talk about it
natmike2005y2k (6/7/2008 6:21:19 PM): I know u hv sex nd sex
natmike2005y2k (6/7/2008 6:21:31 PM): And u do ruff ryder in sex
natmike2005y2k (6/7/2008 6:21:36 PM): Al positions
natmike2005y2k (6/7/2008 6:21:43 PM): So stop telling me that trash
natmike2005y2k (6/7/2008 6:21:48 PM): Bye e eeeee eeeee
Debosky (6/7/2008 6:23:04 PM): bye
natmike2005y2k (6/7/2008 6:23:11 PM): I like u
natmike2005y2k (6/7/2008 6:23:19 PM): Always think about that
natmike2005y2k (6/7/2008 6:23:24 PM): someone u hvnt meet liking u
natmike2005y2k (6/7/2008 6:23:32 PM): But I cnt date u or sleep wit u okay
natmike2005y2k (6/7/2008 6:23:41 PM): If that is your fear
natmike2005y2k (6/7/2008 6:23:53 PM): You can add me or should I add u
natmike2005y2k (6/7/2008 6:24:07 PM): I talk about xtains bt nw I want to talk about sex
Debosky (6/7/2008 6:24:45 PM): this conversation is over
natmike2005y2k (6/7/2008 6:24:52 PM): Laugh
Debosky (6/7/2008 6:24:52 PM): goodbye
natmike2005y2k (6/7/2008 6:25:02 PM): Do u think I beg for friendship
natmike2005y2k (6/7/2008 6:25:04 PM): No no
natmike2005y2k (6/7/2008 6:25:07 PM): Here in Canada
natmike2005y2k (6/7/2008 6:25:20 PM): I have enough from diff parts of world okay
Debosky (6/7/2008 6:25:35 PM): i suggest you stick with them
Debosky (6/7/2008 6:25:38 PM): goodbye
natmike2005y2k (6/7/2008 6:25:45 PM): Laugh
natmike2005y2k (6/7/2008 6:25:50 PM): Laugh
natmike2005y2k (6/7/2008 6:25:53 PM): Laugh
natmike2005y2k (6/7/2008 6:25:55 PM): Laugh
natmike2005y2k (6/7/2008 6:25:59 PM): But I like u
natmike2005y2k (6/7/2008 6:26:03 PM): Can I see your pic
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spoilt (f)
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i think its a girl on nairaland going around trying to yank your chains and sniff out guys on the down low. |
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debosky (m)
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well maybe for them, but this 'natmike' dude is a guy from what I've heard, check his profile. |
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morenike09 (f)
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hahhahhahahahaoh gosh, debo hon, pele ohahahha lmsocksoff!!! eya, this world has indeed turned into sth else!! NLers! if only naija would make homosexuality legal, then we wnt have them trying to practice it on the net. pele sha But Dr. Kitaun deserved his. . . he has been naughty. . hahahah |
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naija_diva (f)
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and this is why i have my e-mail and YIM hidden, because you get stalkers.
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naija_diva (f)
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well maybe for them, but this 'natmike' dude is a guy from what I've heard, check his profile. how's he going to say with God all things are possible buy talks like this. i don't care, any guy hitting on other guy is sick. |
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ikamefa (f)
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laughing my lumpy ass off! eeeeyahhhhhhh! debo and kitaun e pele oh war of the fairie szzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz faboulou szzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz and oh so fierce " " |
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spoilt (f)
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ika can i see your lumps? |
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StephenP (m)
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As for the first two dudes, the moment the dude said he was gay, what you should have done was to ignore him or not respond not lead him on because it makes you look interested in him. For example, luvbiu: 18m gay lagos (Could have closed it here)
Kitaun: gay ?
Kitaun: lol
Kitaun: ok (You should ended it here!)
luvbiu: can you mess my ass (Or here!)
luvbiu: am horny
Kitaun: u gay ? (He already said he was. . .)
luvbiu: yeah
luvbiu: if you want a hot blowjob
Kitaun: aw do u want to do it ? (Wait what?)
Kitaun: where do u stay ? (Why would you want to know that?)
Kitaun: when did u start sucking dicks ? (You are beginning to sound interested)
luvbiu: 17
Kitaun: ok . . .how many people on nland have u sucked their dicks ? (Even more interested)
luvbiu: av not met anyone there
Kitaun: so . .u hope to make me your 1st ? (C'mon, now you're scaring me.)
Kitaun: want what ?
Kitaun: you're a dork !
Kitaun: with all d pussies around . . .I go come dey suck privates ?
BUZZ!!!
Kitaun: foolish u . . .
Kitaun: find something to do with your life ! (All of that was wayy to late.)
Second example
Hi Owa (6/9/2008 1:48:53 PM): m or f?
luvbiu (6/9/2008 1:49:21 PM): male gay
Hi Owa (6/9/2008 1:50:34 PM): k. (Ok? All you said was ok? You didn't ignore him or nothing.)
luvbiu (6/9/2008 1:50:52 PM): am horny this morning
Hi Owa (6/9/2008 1:50:53 PM): am male.
Hi Owa (6/9/2008 1:51:01 PM): so put your piz (HE'S GAY!!! Why would you want to see his fucking picture?)
luvbiu (6/9/2008 1:51:06 PM): yu fancy me giving you a blowjob
Hi Owa (6/9/2008 1:51:43 PM): put your piz den we can chat (Do you see what to see a picture of his ass?)
luvbiu (6/9/2008 1:52:06 PM): i gat no pic here am in a cyber cafe
Hi Owa (6/9/2008 1:52:43 PM): den maybe later (Maybe later? You are planning other encounters?)
luvbiu (6/9/2008 1:52:53 PM): ok
Hi Owa (6/9/2008 1:53:06 PM): but how can u be gay with no money? (What? All all gay people rich?)
Hi Owa (6/9/2008 1:54:11 PM): meaning i nor fir give poor man blow job o. (No, no, no. That came out wrong! You're beginning to sound like you're gay)
luvbiu (6/9/2008 1:55:02 PM): i want to give yu a blowjob
Hi Owa (6/9/2008 1:55:05 PM): so what do u want from me. (What?)
Hi Owa (6/9/2008 1:55:34 PM): won't u get pleasure from that? (I'm in shock!)
luvbiu (6/9/2008 1:55:46 PM): nope
luvbiu (6/9/2008 1:55:52 PM): u get pleasured
Hi Owa (6/9/2008 1:56:41 PM): so what about u. bc i get pleasure from sucking. (I'm in totally shock, you've got to be fucking kidding me. Dude are you gay?)
Hi Owa (6/9/2008 1:56:52 PM): so don't know why u don't (OkI'm beginning to think you are)
Hi Owa (6/9/2008 2:00:19 PM): need to see your piz first. (You really want to see this dude's picture right?)
Hi Owa (6/9/2008 2:00:28 PM): are u loaded with cash? (Now, I think you are)
luvbiu (6/9/2008 2:00:36 PM): bye then (Thank God the dude walked out on you)
Kudos to Debo. He handled his the best way. |
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