My Yim Encounter With A Gay

@ Dr Kitaun,

please don't send a ponce after me.
I would send him back tje dungeon he belongs. . . . . . .Can't stand fagz!!!!

@Debosky

u no serious o . . . give am my numebr and I will tell our big bros Fashola to this-citizen u sharp sharp     

anyway . . .this latest convo by your gay boyfriend is dedicated to u and JACKAL   

happy reading !

ijeomar: hello Dr Kitaun
Kitaun: hello
ijeomar: Hi
ijeomar: Female 23 UNN nd u
Kitaun: male lag u ?
ijeomar: Hw r u doing
Kitaun: am aight !
ijeomar: Will u like 2 chat wit me
Kitaun: well, depends on what u would like to talk about
ijeomar: I guess u make the suggestion
Kitaun: suggestion of what ?
ijeomar: What we will talk on
ijeomar: Okay what r your hobbies
Kitaun: playing soccer, playing mind games, playing detective, acting the mafia and making friends
ijeomar: Okay
ijeomar: My is reading novels,meeting people nd singing
Kitaun: nice one
ijeomar: What is playing mind games
Kitaun: u might not understand . . .it goes beyond what u might understand
ijeomar: Hw do u mean
ijeomar: You can explain better to me
Kitaun: lets leave that for now
Kitaun: u rather talk about yourself
ijeomar: I guess is sex
Kitaun: sex ? how did we get to start talking about sex ?
ijeomar: Thats mind games
Kitaun: if u think so . . .BUT I KNOW ITS NOT SO
ijeomar: Okay
ijeomar: But what is it
Kitaun: don't u have any other thing to talk about ?
Kitaun: i don't like talking sex with girls who am not familiar with . . .
Kitaun: geddit ?
ijeomar: Okay
ijeomar: Then whaat do u want us to talk about
ijeomar: But I guess is nt a big deal
Kitaun: na by force say make we talk about sex ?
Kitaun: haba !
ijeomar: Am nt saying that we will talk about sex
ijeomar: No
ijeomar: But am just telling u that is nt a big deal o kay
Kitaun: ok
ijeomar: So Jimmy what do u want us to talk on
Kitaun: see  . .don't u get it ?
ijeomar: Why r u being so harsh Jimmy
ijeomar: Am just asking u something
Kitaun: am a naturally busy person, if u have anything u want to talk about, blurt it out now before i lose my patience
Kitaun: am getting bored !
ijeomar: You dnt like talking about sex
Kitaun: why must i talk about sex with ya ?
ijeomar: Then what else do u wnt us to chat about
Kitaun: u crazy ? talk about sex with an e-stranger ?
ijeomar: And I just ask u what will u like us to chat on
ijeomar: Make a suggestion
Kitaun: sorry . . .u are in the wrong zone
ijeomar: I might b an stranger bt when we get to know ourselves am no longer a stranger.May b that time I might b your best friend
Kitaun: i would block u right about now if u don't spurt anything more meaningful
Kitaun: best friend ?
Kitaun: lol
Kitaun: i don't think so
Kitaun: what do u do ?
ijeomar: Sch nd u
ijeomar: Am reading biz admini nd u
Kitaun: biz admin ? whats the name of your HOD ?
Kitaun: I know so much about UNN . . .
BUZZ!!!
ijeomar: Hw do u mean HOD.You mean head of department
Kitaun: yes
ijeomar: Mr Okafor Obi
Kitaun: okafor obi ?
Kitaun: lolllllllllllll
Kitaun: you're not serious !
ijeomar: Do u think am lieing 4u
ijeomar: I cnt lie
Kitaun: u be olodo
ijeomar: Hw do u mean am nt serious
Kitaun: oya describe him
ijeomar: Me Olodo Ke
Kitaun: yes
ijeomar: Look am nt your student
Kitaun: describe him na
ijeomar: Am here to catch fun nd thats all
Kitaun: ok . . .just describe him
ijeomar: Nt for education sake
Kitaun: lol
Kitaun: i accept . . because obviously u know u are lying
Kitaun: but funny enough i know so much about UNN because i served there
ijeomar: You served there Okay
ijeomar: Is it every Prof that u know
Kitaun: blimey ! there is no obi okafor in the whole of that UNI !
ijeomar: Lol
ijeomar: Blimey who
ijeomar: Okay answer that one
ijeomar: Who is Blimey If I may ask
Kitaun: I served in the computer dept of the schl . . .so i know and had access to all the lectuters' name, practically their database
Kitaun: who is blimey ?
Kitaun: ROTFLMAO !!!
ijeomar: lol
Kitaun: i should declare this convo officially closed
ijeomar: Since that what u want
Kitaun: what do i want ?
ijeomar: Please another guy is online nw nd I can chat about sex wit him
Kitaun: who is the guy that is online that u would love to chat sex with ?
Kitaun: i assume u got my chat id from nland ?
BUZZ!!!
Kitaun: u dere ?
ijeomar: Am here
Kitaun: u dey masturbate ?
ijeomar: Whats masturbate about what we are talking
ijeomar: Am I a male
Kitaun: oh sorry !
Kitaun: don't females masturbate any more ?
ijeomar: Which female on earth will think of that
ijeomar: Where their is many guys out there
Kitaun: geez !
Kitaun: ok . . so what year are u in your UNI ?
Kitaun: I don't feel easy talking to u about things like that . .
ijeomar: Am in 300 Level
Kitaun: ok
Kitaun: so aw r d guys in your schl ?
Kitaun: hope dey don't disturb u too much ? hope your studies are aight ?
Kitaun: your gp ?
ijeomar: Great
ijeomar: yes
Kitaun: which other guy r u chatting with thats making u go all one-liners all of a sudden ?
ijeomar: Am chatting wit my course mate
ijeomar: We r just frds nt lovers
Kitaun: ok . . .but u choose to talk sex with him abi ?
ijeomar: yes
ijeomar: I choose that because am horny nd no one 2 have me
Kitaun: no one to have u ?
ijeomar: yes
Kitaun: don't u have a boyfriend ?
Kitaun: at 23 ?
ijeomar: Am wet in my pants
ijeomar: I have
Kitaun: wet ?
ijeomar: But he is nt around
ijeomar: He travelled
Kitaun: then go get some ! someway somehow
ijeomar: Nw is night
ijeomar: I have make calls they cnt come because they r afraid
Kitaun: afraid of what ?
ijeomar: Thieves
ijeomar: You know we r in school
ijeomar: We have this bad pples
Kitaun: ok . . .just play with yourself anf sleep off
Kitaun: that can be too much for u
ijeomar: yes is too much
ijeomar: Am rubbing my breast why am chatting wit two of u guys
ijeomar: It have b a long time I had such
ijeomar: Am nw in my ovulation period
Kitaun: rubbing your breasts ? with pepper ?
Kitaun:
Kitaun: girl you're crazy ! is this aw u catch your fun ?
Kitaun: u need Jesus in your life !
Kitaun: don't u think u need Jesus in your life ?
Kitaun: GIVE UR LIFE TO CHRIST !
Kitaun: you're chatting and creaming yourself with chat-hormones ? are u sex-depraved ?
BUZZ!!!
Kitaun: seriously . . the Lord needs u son !
Kitaun: u don't have to give your life to the devil on a platter of gold abi na silver
Kitaun:
Kitaun: u don run ?
Kitaun: thats it !
Kitaun: never u in u life try to yim me
Kitaun: idiot !
Kitaun: natmike  . . .did u think i will not know u are the one ?
Kitaun: madman !
Kitaun: pervert !
Kitaun: but seriously You NEED MORE THAN JESUS IN UR LIFE . . .
Kitaun: CHEERS AS You PROCEED TO CHAT UP UR NEXT VICTIM


@aLL

I rest my case ! 

Kit after all my warnings you decided to have a convo with this freak? 

Are you trying to publish a research paper on him or what? 

Jackal we need your YIM info so we can pass it on to natmike

kit, so you are this crazy?
can't laf 
funniest thing, i also have that guy luvbiu on ma list,
i always ignore him because i think he's a yahoo boy

@ Kit and Debosky,

I trust u cowboys to handle the SHITuation perfectly.
Le Chacal is allergic to faggots. . . .
Goodluck and Arriverderci to ya.

@Dr Kit
Why on earth would you send a link of such a crazy thread to my I'm  .I go sue you ooh why do you think i yanked my I'm off NL? i don't want no weirdo hollering at me

chaiiii!!! this some funny stuff.

snazzydawn kitaun should be promoted from Dr to REVEREND DEACON PASTOR KITAUN because this HIS NEW STATUS SERIOUS WELL WELL 

yes naaa

old things are passed away ,behold kitaun has become new

lol Even THe GreaTEr FAgs GOt THe nerVEs To pOst THis NigerIA would soon COllapSE because of uSElESs HypoCrites Hmmnnn LETs Keep scRollin, thE EVIl GLittERAtti,

I encountered the same guy too
intro

natmike natmike (6/9/2008 6:51:28 PM): hello dreeldee, this is natmike from Nairaland.com
natmike natmike (6/9/2008 6:51:34 PM): Nat M Canada nd u
natmike natmike (6/9/2008 6:51:37 PM): Hw r u doing
Christopher Ola (6/9/2008 6:52:10 PM): M US
natmike natmike (6/9/2008 6:52:40 PM): Nice Meeting You
Christopher Ola (6/9/2008 6:52:44 PM): i'm good
natmike natmike (6/9/2008 6:52:49 PM): Hw are u enjoying the summer
natmike natmike (6/9/2008 6:52:53 PM): Is this your pic
Christopher Ola (6/9/2008 6:53:01 PM): yeah it's my pics
natmike natmike (6/9/2008 6:53:13 PM): Guy u look handsome         
Christopher Ola (6/9/2008 6:53:17 PM): hahaha                                                             _{my head dey swell}
Christopher Ola (6/9/2008 6:53:21 PM): thanks
natmike natmike (6/9/2008 6:53:34 PM): Are u at home or work nw
Christopher Ola (6/9/2008 6:53:41 PM): you got a pics too?
natmike natmike (6/9/2008 6:53:50 PM): yes bt in facebook
Christopher Ola (6/9/2008 6:53:50 PM): i'm at home now, i'm not working today
natmike natmike (6/9/2008 6:53:56 PM): Do u have a facebook ID
natmike natmike (6/9/2008 6:54:02 PM): Okay
Christopher Ola (6/9/2008 6:54:04 PM): yeah
natmike natmike (6/9/2008 6:54:10 PM): Okay lets share
natmike natmike (6/9/2008 6:54:15 PM): nikkens4lav@Yahoo.com
natmike natmike (6/9/2008 6:54:21 PM): Thats my facebook ID
natmike natmike (6/9/2008 6:57:28 PM): Am living in Canada wit my parents nd brothers
natmike natmike (6/9/2008 6:57:42 PM): My aunts cousins inlaws are here in Canada
Christopher Ola (6/9/2008 6:57:54 PM): oh ok that's cool
Christopher Ola (6/9/2008 6:58:14 PM): what's your name?
natmike natmike (6/9/2008 6:58:41 PM): Steve Ugo

fast forward to the main thing

natmike natmike (6/9/2008 6:56:00 PM): Can I have your number
natmike natmike (6/9/2008 6:56:06 PM): So I will gv u a call
Christopher Ola (6/9/2008 6:56:31 PM): not so fast, lets know more about each other first
natmike natmike (6/9/2008 6:56:49 PM): Okay
natmike natmike (6/9/2008 7:14:34 PM): You are my month mate in birthday
Christopher Ola (6/9/2008 7:14:31 PM): really
Christopher Ola (6/9/2008 7:14:33 PM): that's cool
natmike natmike (6/9/2008 7:14:52 PM): I guess u dnt hate people that have sex wit guys bt nt occassionally
Christopher Ola (6/9/2008 7:15:11 PM): i do
natmike natmike (6/9/2008 7:15:38 PM): That means u will hate me
Christopher Ola (6/9/2008 7:15:57 PM): if you're one, i'm sorry i will
natmike natmike (6/9/2008 7:16:09 PM): You r nt talking nw
natmike natmike (6/9/2008 7:16:19 PM): I told u that I hate lies bt admire truth
natmike natmike (6/9/2008 7:16:31 PM): I tell u early because I dnt like lieing
natmike natmike (6/9/2008 7:16:37 PM): because I know u will ask me about girlfriend
natmike natmike (6/9/2008 7:16:43 PM): I do have a girlfriend
Christopher Ola (6/9/2008 7:16:42 PM): so are u bisexual?
natmike natmike (6/9/2008 7:17:13 PM): No am nt
natmike natmike (6/9/2008 7:17:22 PM): I have done it bt am nt proud of it
natmike natmike (6/9/2008 7:17:33 PM): You know university life
natmike natmike (6/9/2008 7:17:44 PM): When u meet white people that are into it
Christopher Ola (6/9/2008 7:17:40 PM): i do so what are u now?
natmike natmike (6/9/2008 7:18:29 PM): Am nt that bt I have done it thats the truth
Christopher Ola (6/9/2008 7:18:43 PM): was that in the past or presently?
natmike natmike (6/9/2008 7:19:00 PM): I know this will stop our chatting nd this will stop u from being my friend nd as well hide your number from me
natmike natmike (6/9/2008 7:19:28 PM): My last time was Feb 14th this yr bt since then I havent done it nd am nt thinking of doing it
natmike natmike (6/9/2008 7:19:45 PM): You know when white guys disturbs u a lot as well a their ladies
natmike natmike (6/9/2008 7:21:18 PM): I guess u dnt want to chat wit me again because I tell u the truth
natmike natmike (6/9/2008 7:21:20 PM): I cnt lie
natmike natmike (6/9/2008 7:21:39 PM): But knowing u or keeping u as a frd will nt lead me to that since u are nt in it
Christopher Ola (6/9/2008 7:21:45 PM): it's good you told me the truth
natmike natmike (6/9/2008 7:26:26 PM): Can I ask u questions on it one or two then u ask me
Christopher Ola (6/9/2008 7:26:22 PM): ok
natmike natmike (6/9/2008 7:27:03 PM): Do u masturbate nd what nd what do u take after nd before releasing.You can nw ask me anything u want
natmike natmike (6/9/2008 7:27:56 PM): I must say u are a shy guy

i was disgusted after that question, he went on and on but i added him to my ignore list

dreeldee why not give them a chance to proof their love for u

from the anus 

i fit be guy and u say u go do am from anywhere,abi u don turn gay 

u berra run 

wow

so i'm not the only one. the guy to has disturbed me already, didnt save the conversation though. wtf and i was chattin wit him at first like like a cool dude. thank God i didnt give him vital information( i hope so sha, can't really remember)

this is some messed up shit, jst removd my yahoo id nau, probably remove my pic later afta seein this thread, it ain't safe no more