|
opeyemi2 (m)
|
If hip hop was a school
little kim would be da school hoe
j-lo would be da school slut
master p would be da loser that no1 really knows, who wears his own clothes that nobody likes but still on da b-ball team
jay-z would be da pretty boy/ladies man/playa that everyone envied and homecomin king
dr. Dre would be da o.g.
Beyonce would be the most popular gurl in school and da homecomin queen
r kelly would be da super senior tryin 2 bag all da freshmans
eminem would be da white kid who hangs out wit all da black kids nd have all of their respect
odb would be da special ed student that would not be allowed to leave da 3rd floor (r.i.p)
ludacris would be da class clown that tried 2 f**k all da gurlz
jeezy would be that n***a that, , s**t i don't know what he will be
outkast would be hippies in da school
b.i.g would be da fat ugly cockeyed dude wit da fine gurl nd people be wonderin how he get wit her (r.i.p)
2pac would be that n***a
the game would be da dude that no1 f**ks wit cause of his rep in da streets (but he's popular)
50 cent would be game's b***h and no1 really shows him no respect
nelly would da prettiest n***a in da school, he's on da football, basketball, and baseball team, all da gurls want to get wit him
murphy lee, ali, kyuan nd slow would be nelly's bodyguards nd right hand mans, dey will also get all da gurls because dey hangout wit nelly
pharrell would be da flyest dude in da school, hav all da ice creams nd bapes in every color
little jon would be da hypest dude at da school, when da school hav parties, he gets it crunk!!!
Nick cannon would be da want to be popular kid/tryin 2 act hard
christina millian would be da prettiest gurl in da school that everyone iz trin 2 beat, but shes a virgin and only mess wit jocks, and head of da cheerleadin team
twista would be da kid in english class who always write a 3000 word essay instead of the required 500 words
cassidy would be da drug dealer
usher would be da super pretty boy that gets every gurl pregnant
big tigger would be da dude that hangs out wit all da gurls but people thinks he's gay
juvenile would be da guy you couldnt stand talkin 2 or listenin 2
them franchize boyz would be da group that rocks nuttin but white tees
juelz would be da dude that literally f**k evey gurl in da school
jim jones would be da thug that no1 f**ks wit/weed head
killa cam would be da 1 that tells a gurl, i miss u ma, come kiss pa, nd put ur meat on mi stick like a shish ke bob
little wayne would be da hot boy, wit all da whips
baby would be da ugly dude but gets all da gurlz because he rocks nuttin but ice nd got mad whips
fat joe would be da lonely n***a
remy martin would be da transvestite ( i hope i spelled it rite)
chris brown would be da transfered student from anotha school that ever1 picks on
bow wow would be da little freshman that da gurlz adore but gets picked on everyday
ciara would be bow wow's bodyguard
keysha cole would be da thuggest chick in da school nd willin 2 knock off any gurlz head
omarion would be da ladies man nd wins every talent show
marques houston would be da porn star
ja rule would be da want to be thug
t.i. Would be that n***a also
little flip would be t.i.'s bitch, carryin his books, givin him lunch money and doin his hw
p diddy would be da dude that thinks he could dance but he really can't, but he throws da best parties
ying yang twins would be da dudes that are seniors that are suppose 2 have english 8 but got english 1
little scrappy would be da dude that don't gives a f**k what he does
snoop would that folk n***a, nd he's also a o.g.
Ice cube would be pimp of da school, he would smack a bitch if they get out of line
fabolous would be da dude that da playa but he would get herb up by everyone
paul wall, mike jones and slim thug would be da transfer students from texas that everyone would love 2 talk 2 because of their accents
trick daddy would be da dirty lookin n***a but gets da ladies because f his style
|
|
|
|
|
|
lovely_S (m)
|
usher raymond would be ladies man & win many dance competition. . .
akon would be a talented vocalist,
50cent would be a troublesome thug that full of talent, bullshittin' his mates
young buck would b dope boy and pickpoket,
lyod banks would be a new commer tryin to make thin's happen,
b'wow would be a little thug loved by babez and n!&&@z,
little'romeo would be a just growin' up little stud loved by kidz and babez
snoopdogg will be b!tc#s man and king of thuggz and n!&&@z
|
|
|
|
|
|
Eastcoast (f)
|
Neyo would be the kid that is struggling to find his individuality and set himself apart
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
hot-angel (f)
|
Almost everything is true, but i don't agree with the 50 cents one.
hahahahaha, NICK CANNON! SO TRUE! Keyshia cole, on point.
|
|
|
|
|
|
Qtane
|
Kelis would be the black girl that all the white girls can talk to
Alicia keys will be confuse whether she want to hang with the black friends or white
Eve will be the girl all the guys are afraid to holla at
Ashanti will be the girl that try to act like Beyonce'
Foxy brown will be the new girl trying to be the next top ho
mary j. Blight will be the girl always in consueling
whitney Houston will be right next to her on crack!!!
|
|
|
|
|
|
Nolly
|
mariah carey will be the white ho** all the black guys slept with
|
|
|
|
|
|
eveseh (f)
|
mariah carey will be the white ho** all the black guys slept with
LOL LOL,u are damn right |
|
|
|
|
|
lunafish (f)
|
Left Eye would be the "Thug's angel" She would be in detention for arson, be followed by her traitor friends T-Boz and Chilli and be protected by Tupac and the hustler who employs him: Suge Knight.
Mariah would be the pure girl who occasionally got a black boyfriend. She would always bring up her Mixed heritage when it was the Slavery module in History class.
Speaking of History class, Dead Prez would be at the back calling the teacher racist and quoting Marcus Garvey and Malcolm X "By any means necessary, mother fu*cker!!!"
Chingy would be the freshman who wore mirrors on his shoes.
Nelly would be the guy who got friends because of his accent.
Mary J Blige would be the girl with a permanent screwface.
|
|
|
|
|
|
lunafish (f)
|
Most likely to not graduate: Snoop Dogg
Most likely to be sliding down the pole: little Kim
Most likely to need bail: Everyone artist on Death Row
Most likely to need a ghetto pass: P. Diddy
Most likely to have a heart attack: Biggie/ Big Pun
|
|
|
|
|
|
hot-angel (f)
|
Left Eye would be the "Thug's angel" She would be in detention for arson, be followed by her traitor friends T-Boz and Chilli and be protected by Tupac and the hustler who employs him: Suge Knight.
Actually, i think aaliyah would be the thug's angel. Hello? Uhmm her traitor friends? Who told u they betrayed her? |
|
|
|
|
|
lunafish (f)
|
@ Hotangel
Left Eye would be the Thug's angel because she has strong afiliations with Death Row records (she was signed to them under the pseudonyme of N.I.N.A before she died.)
T-Boz and Chilli created a reality TV show called "R U the girl" where they attempted to replace Left Eye with "new blood" by having a talent search. They attempted to slot in a new member for their financial gain (no less that 2 years after her death). In addition, VH1 did a documentary called "TLC: the final chapter" following their Behing the Music documentary. T-Boz and Chilli proceeded to talk ill of Left Eye and how they were always at her mercy blah blah blah.
However; they do not mention how Left Eye; created a production company before the Crazysexycool album to ensure that they would have more creative input OR show she warned T-Boz not to marry Mack 10 (another Death Row artist who she knew) because she was an abusive brute (they subsequently divorced in 2004 due to domestic violence and battery.)
Would you dance on your so-called sister's grave?
Aaliyah would be that girl who everyone looked out for.
R.Kelly would be the senior who seeked all the Freshmen.
|
|
|
|
|
|
ciaragirl (f)
|
LOL LOL funny
|
|
|
|
|
|
kimba (m)
|
and Idris Abdulkareem will be the hop foreign student from Nigeria with nick-name "nigeriajagajaga" 
|
|
|
|
|
|
DonGotti (m)
|
This is really hilarious!!
Can someone try 2 do this with Nollywood please,
|
|
|
|
|
|
just me (m)
|
i m loving this.but i think 50cent should also be in nick cannon's place because 50 is not as hard as he appears to be.trust me he is not.
thumbs up opeyemi
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Ciaralover (f)
|
50 centy will be the ladies man
Ja rule will be class clown
fat joe class fat monster
Eminem will hang wit fiddy
Jay Z class useless bitch
|
|
|
|
|
|
cammax7 (m)
|
Kanye West will be the teacher to school them all
|
|
|
|
|
|
Ciaralover (f)
|
Kanye west sux and he dresses weird and most of all he is ugly, he will be the school nerd!!!
|
|
|
|
|
|
yemstar (f)
|
kudos u guys this was real funny.
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
DonGotti (m)
|
@lunafish, Thanks
Ma$e would be the cute the president of the student christian fellowship but confused wether to stay on the straight and narrow or roll with the big dogs
|
|
|
|
|
|
lunafish (f)
|
@ DonGotti It was my pleasure. Writing it was a doozy because I had so much to draw from.
You're right about Ma$e though.
Mos Def would be the president to the student Black Panther Party, Nubians United and the African Association. He would have respect from the thugs but teachers would consider him to be a threat. Talib Kweli would be the vice President. DeadPrez would be their vigilante street team.
|
|
|
|
|
|
beyunce (f)
|
Dammmmmmmm funny. really funny.
|
|
|
|
|
|
ciaragirl (f)
|
ciara would be the stongeste woman among all da ladies
|
|
|
|
|
|
eveseh (f)
|
LOL LOL,kelly rowland,will be the beautiful chicks among all of them
|
|
|
|
|
|
j-girl (f)
|
LOL!
So freakin' true
|
|
|
|
|
|
Jduck13 (m)
|
2pac would be the principle
and B.I.G. would be the assistant principle
little kim and J-Lo would be sluts
Jayz would be the most popular kid in school
Beyonce prom queen and sexiest chick in school
Eminem is the white boy accepted by the blacks
usher would be the preppy pretty boy gettin all da honeys
little John Be gettin the partys crunk
50 cent would be the Thug who everyone respect because he so tough
The Game would be the only dude brave enough to mess wit 50 and live
Nelly would be the Jock he be the star in football and basketball he be that speedy halfback hed also be a track star
The g -unit crew is the ones who roll wit 50 and get jus bought as much respect as him
Snoop would be the pimp Gettin high and gettin hoes
Pharell would be a pretty boy
Luda would be the one who gettin honeys (One of the more popular kids)
Chris brown would be the dude who be goin crazy and the one who everybody watchin dance at all the dances
little Bowow Would be the young boy who popular wit everybody
And Kanye be the boy who walkin down the hallways rappin to himself and da one who rips most people in rap battles
|
|
|
|
|
|
eveseh (f)
|
LOL little kim and j.lo would be sluts,lol,i agree wit u
|
|
|
|
|
|
Queen B (f)
|
Usher would be the sexiest boy and the best dancer and best R&B singer in school. (I would die for him  ) Ray J would be the cute and handsome boy to hang arround with. Pharell would be the guy with the nice voice and cool moves. Omarion, would be the cutes and sweetest baby boy in da school. Ashahnti: would be the sexiest and prettierst chick in da school. Ciara would be the girl with them sexy Dance tricks in school. J.Lo would be the girl with them sexy ass in school. the guys are going to love her. Nas is will be teaching history. Ja Rule will be the hardest and sexiest rapper at school Fat Joe will get it poppin. yeahhh Nelly will play in the football or basketball team Beyonce, Kelly, little Kim, Rihanna would be the Cheerleaders in school. |
|
|
|
|
|
Queen B (f)
|
P.Diddy will teach the Guys how to become Bad Boys.And how to dress. |
|
|
|
|
|
![Nairaland [Nigerian Forum] Home](http://www.nairaland.com/Themes/default/images/english/home.gif)
Author
lol11.gif (22.98 KB, 60x44 )
