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harper020 (m)
The Dog And The Leopard.
« on: June 01, 2006, 03:14 PM »

The Dog and the Leopard

A wealthy man decided to go on a safari in Africa and he took his faithful pet dog along for company. One day the dog starts chasing butterflies and before long he discovers that he is lost. That's when he notices a leopard heading rapidly in his direction with the obvious intention of having lunch.

The dog thinks, "Boy, I'm in deep trouble now." Then he noticed some bones on the ground close by, and immediately settles down to chew on the bones with his back to the approaching cat.

Just as the leopard is about to leap, the dog exclaims loudly, "Man, that was one delicious leopard. I wonder if there are any more around here?"

Hearing this, the leopard, as a look of terror comes over him, halts his attack in mid-stride, and slinks away into the trees. "Whew," says the leopard. "That was close. That dog nearly had me."

Meanwhile, a monkey, who had been watching the whole scene from a nearby tree, figures he can put this knowledge to good use and trade it for protection from the leopard. So, off he goes.

But the dog saw him heading after the leopard with great speed, and figured that something must be up. The monkey soon catches up with the leopard, spills the beans and strikes a deal for himself with the leopard.

The cat is furious at being made a fool of and says, "Here monkey, hop on my back and see what's going to happen to that conniving canine."

Now the dog sees the leopard coming with the monkey on his back, and thinks," What am I going to do now?" But instead of running, the dog sits down with his back to his attackers, pretending he hasn't seen them yet. Then, just when they get close enough to hear, the dog says, "Where's that monkey. I just can never trust him. I sent him off half an hour ago to bring me another leopard, and he's still not back!!"
Darkchild (m)
Re: The Dog And The Leopard.
« #1 on: June 01, 2006, 03:22 PM »

Bloody funny Joke. Nice one!!!!!! Grin
furlee (m)
Re: The Dog And The Leopard.
« #2 on: June 01, 2006, 03:30 PM »

oh oooooh! Wise Dog Cheesy
micklplus (m)
Re: The Dog And The Leopard.
« #3 on: June 01, 2006, 06:09 PM »

that dog na from A.J city or warri town. its good to be able to reason very quickly especially when you are stuck !
Its been here
Cheers Cheesy
diddy4 (m)
Re: The Dog And The Leopard.
« #4 on: June 01, 2006, 06:16 PM »

 Angry Angry Angry  i posted that joke before Angry Angry Angry
spikelord (m)
Re: The Dog And The Leopard.
« #5 on: June 03, 2006, 01:14 AM »

Don't be annoyed Diddy, haven't read this one before!
kay9 (m)
Re: The Dog And The Leopard.
« #6 on: July 24, 2008, 02:05 PM »

Found another good 'un in the basement. Grin

I'D always wondered where my dog, Jimmy, went off to; know I know. Big-up, Jimmy-doggie, show'em how good I trained you.

*wanders back to the basement to look for more cool n froody jokes*
mohawkchic (f)
Re: The Dog And The Leopard.
« #7 on: July 24, 2008, 02:33 PM »

~Very Smart Doggie  Grin
Abbygyal (f)
Re: The Dog And The Leopard.
« #8 on: July 24, 2008, 04:05 PM »

smart ass
clemcykul
Re: The Dog And The Leopard.
« #9 on: July 24, 2008, 04:06 PM »

lol
avdicey (m)
Re: The Dog And The Leopard.
« #10 on: July 25, 2008, 10:44 AM »

 Smiley
kay9 (m)
Re: The Dog And The Leopard.
« #11 on: July 25, 2008, 10:59 AM »

Quote from: Abbygyal on July 24, 2008, 04:05 PM
smart ass

*pats ass affectionately* You hear that, my preeety ass, they say you are smart!  Grin

clemcykul
Re: The Dog And The Leopard.
« #12 on: July 25, 2008, 11:14 AM »

*pats ass too*
yeah its supple, smooth, and smart Grin

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