Lets Pretend 2 B The

Admin or a Moderator 

If you were the Admin or a moderator, what would you say to the poster above you 

God forbid bad things!


If you were a jigolo

(yeah a female gay) id be your lover




if u were a stripper?

u need to be cained


if u were  a lawyer

theif americans money and technology, and go to my village and flexxxxxxxxx my lyf.




if u were my babysitter?

posses the majority in faovour of me. then repent




if u were God?

make u my servant,






If u were my Dad?

slap you




if you were my housegirl?

eat you





if you were the yam i was about to eat

make u run aroudn the feild 100 times


if u were my cook?

give u a cuddle, even if u wan posion me, may d lord forgive u your sin




if u had beard

will be independent



u?

Punish u severely 






If u were my maid?

run over u 





If u were u were my neighbour?

I go turn 2 ya best friend kia kia  Abi u nor see ya fine face?


If u ran in2 me in d dead of d night in an alley (bearing in mind my name is OKANRAN in its entirety) ??

Methinks u've been listenin 2 Akon a lot of late, remember, Akon won't be there 2 protect u when we meet