Reworked

I reworked my old stuff.
Bit a few lines from it and added some new stuff

Well here goes.

I explained some of it in case you miss it


No beat, nothing to rhyme about
better than what you rhyming about
nothing, yea, i turn that to something
magic, merlin, I'm on to something
like harry potter, a wiz to you muggles            *if you read harry potter, you should get this
apartment messy, littered with beer bottles
and cans, shit, can't find my vans
sleeping in, trolling nairaland, no plans
hungry, i need to find some wack rappers         *rapper eater reference
no silverware, you know I lack manners
filthy, shower don't see me
ashy elbows, dry skin got me               
money in my back pocket, shit full of creases
girlfriend angry, bullshit never ceases
fight over shit petty like traders
my flow is plague sick, some yersinia pestis         *Yersinia Pestis -http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yersinia_pestis
lyrical assault, partner don't press this
 nobody is restriciting these bars
but these bars restrict you prisoners
chop these bars and stash 'em in a duffle bag, boy
Louie Vuitton, yea that's my duffle bag, boy
Running with my notes in it like a duffle bag boy      *notes/money/school books
that explains why I'm cut like an action man toy      *cut=six pack
nah, I'm lying, i'm flubber like chubby
I am to rap as bees are to honey
got more buzz than the iPhone
got crown, now where is my throne?
shit poppin' like a chris brown single
or better yet, a sweet and sour pringle            *Pringle slogan- "once you pop, you can''t stop"      
the sign failed, i'm trying to get in a lane                        *Sign Failed = Seinfeld. A Lane = Elaine. Get the Seinfeld reference
world domination, less pinky, more brain         *Pinky and the brain reference.Sidenote brain=blowjob
classy, I'm heavy on fillet mignon
fishy, smells like cooch that turns men on         *the fishy thing refers to the "fillet" in "fillet mignon" like fish fillet, get it?
oh, that's meat, i got that wrong
oh well i can get my beef on
no beat for me to masturbate on
beat it, watch me ejaculate c.u.m
my money got stretch marks, need cocoa butter         
i lie but i'm on some shi.t that is so gutter
new LL but still the same old lover
kill it like a rolling stones cover                                      *The rolling stones were initially a cover band
i peep my pupils, not the eyeball flesh
new here and these bars so fresh
out of water, u get my drift?
flotsam and jetsam, yea i'm pushing it            *Flotsam and Jetsam are a rock band and their fifth album is called drift
got that nes flow, i duck hunt this shi.t         *Duck Hunt is an NES game
be real bruh,i know you feel this shi.t
not much effort but these lines are it            *refers to the game of tag (american form of "catcher")
tag, i told you i was on some other shi.t          *when you get caught the kids say, "tag, you are it"
eddie know me, I neither copied nor bit
Eddie Murphy, Norbit, geddit?
Nah, you missed it, one more, you strikeout

Opinions?

says the whackest rapper himself.