Nigerian Police Have Done It Again!

I can't believe the level of oppression we have to live with in nigeria.
i have heard it has happened to a couple of people but i never believed it would ever be my turn.
On my way home yesterday evening, on shehu shagari way, i heard sirens of a
police convoy coming up behind me.
true to the norm i swerved to the extreme right to alllow them pass.
the first bike passed, followed by a 406 the last car however was a ford ranger pick up truck
(registration number withheld for security reasons)
on overtaking me, the ranger swerved and broadsided me
(in what i would call a scene straight out of action movies)
making me jump the road divider and stalling my engine.
enraged i started up and gave hot pursuit.
the pursuit came to an end when they turned into louis edet house.
i would have followed when i was adviced by my folks not to follow cause
it would all be blamed on me.
now i am going to have to panel beat and spray the whole right side of my vehicle
you can't imagine my anger!

well all that calmed down when i got home and shot every policeman i could find in gta IV

AHHH! icemann, abeg no vex!
Lungwun, thank your folks. to say you follow icemann enter that place, walahi you no go post this gist. Next time call boys make we blockthem for road. but that Louis Edet house runs , Nna, na NLC, Soyinka,UNHCR all them NGO's get that kind runs. Walahi, thank your folks. Just face your GTA IV. our country go better. 

Otherwise Jenjun, Viperman and co fit get you moto wey be say if convoy see am, na them go chill. until then, or when police dey begin get small sense "protect yourself"

Good talk, e never late, you fit go Niger delta type of NDA, when they see you then go run go hide

As far as I'm concerned, the only good member of the NPF is a dead one.
I can't stand those animals.

@ Lungwun: Glad you weren't hurt in the process of being side-swiped.

lungwun, sorry my brother, thank God they did not turn to see that u were following them as a result of what they did because the story would have been different.

I expect that you know those guys are heartless.

Take care.

Cheers.

sue nija police ---------------- impossible

but on a second tot, watching d news d oda day, a released inmate of 1 month or so claimed 3million damage from d police, saying he became mentally inbalanced after coming out of d prison, that he was ok before entering, and d court ordered d police to pay, if they paid is another story for another day

you're right

but most nija even though they know there rights, are afraid to pursue it,

and some don't know at all

siena

we all drive with 3rd party insurance, thats d rule, but i have never seen anyone getting anything out of it,
but people go for comprehensive insurance for better coverage, so relax oh.

1.Check this out-a friend of mine gave a carpenter N80,000 to start off a set of chairs for his new flat,carpenter disappears for a while only to be seen and the police was called to arrest him.He was detained for over a week with no relative to bail him only for the police to call the complainant to the station & demanded that he should bail the carpenter and forget about the money as the man obviously is a low life has no relatives(that thought it decent enough to look for their family member).
After this police demanded N40,000 for their job done & CLOSE THE CASEFILE.
My guy just asked to go & ease himself and disappeared from the station.
Naija police in action.
2.Armed robbery took place in a flat in surulere police was called in but guess what they ended up arresting the family for 3 days --saying there was insider leakage of information.
Forget naija police

Craze, what do you mean?
What stories are you referring to?

Lungwun,

Sorry sha. I can feel the pain, but what can any (bloody) civilian really do in this country?   

Maybe to laugh, because I'm still chuckling with regards your regret over not going to NDA (also happens to me) and recreating Darfu at Loius Edet - no be Ekenea comment them dey talk   

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