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babyosisi (f)
Re: What Did You Learn At Church Today?
« #288 on: May 03, 2007, 01:28 AM »

Quote from: LiquidMind on May 01, 2007, 04:42 AM




My Enemy Must Die

My Enemy Must Die

My Enemy Must Die

Fire Must Burn My Enemies By All Means





I REST MY CASE

winch dey pursue you so?
nossycheek (f)
Re: What Did You Learn At Church Today?
« #289 on: May 03, 2007, 03:31 PM »

To show love to others.

To give to the needy and poor in our midst.

To engage in good works and live examplary Christian life
9ja4eva (m)
Re: What Did You Learn At Church Today?
« #290 on: May 04, 2007, 05:26 AM »

Quote from: babyosisi on May 03, 2007, 01:28 AM
winch dey pursue you so?



I tire for dt kind sermon oh
LiquidMind (m)
Re: What Did You Learn At Church Today?
« #291 on: May 04, 2007, 09:24 AM »


I  sat my my pastor down and ask why did he preach that sermon (MY ENEMY MUST DIE )    Shocked

He told me it is not nice for people to carry Heavy Baggage unnecessarily    Shocked
babyosisi (f)
Re: What Did You Learn At Church Today?
« #292 on: May 04, 2007, 11:08 PM »

Quote from: LiquidMind on May 04, 2007, 09:24 AM
I  sat my my pastor down and ask why did he preach that sermon (MY ENEMY MUST DIE )    Shocked

He told me it is not nice for people to carry Heavy Baggage unnecessarily    Shocked


na cherubim you dey go?
9ja4eva (m)
Re: What Did You Learn At Church Today?
« #293 on: May 05, 2007, 10:47 AM »

Abi MFM
toshmann (m)
Re: What Did You Learn At Church Today?
« #294 on: May 05, 2007, 02:31 PM »

today no be church o.
abeg this thread should be opened on sundays only Grin
Reverend (m)
Re: What Did You Learn At Church Today?
« #295 on: May 06, 2007, 09:16 AM »

That Jesus was really Zeus  Wink



* Zeus_2.jpg (47.37 KB, 357x497 )
mrpataki (m)
Re: What Did You Learn At Church Today?
« #296 on: May 06, 2007, 12:36 PM »

Learnt about what do you really see? From Jeremiah 1. Got inspired for the week and the blessed things coming my way in the coming months.
God be praised!!!!
Reverend (m)
Re: What Did You Learn At Church Today?
« #297 on: May 06, 2007, 12:55 PM »

May Zeus also be praised!

anusule (m)
Re: What Did You Learn At Church Today?
« #298 on: May 06, 2007, 07:39 PM »

i learnt that majority of the youths in uk don't attend church but attend pubs,  Smiley Undecided
dollyp1cute (f)
Re: What Did You Learn At Church Today?
« #299 on: May 06, 2007, 08:04 PM »

Quote from: Reverend on May 06, 2007, 12:55 PM
May Zeus also be praised!

Trying to be controversial innit Huh Olodo
9ja4eva (m)
Re: What Did You Learn At Church Today?
« #300 on: May 06, 2007, 10:09 PM »

Quote from: anusule on May 06, 2007, 07:39 PM
i learnt that majority of the youths in uk don't attend church but attend pubs, Smiley Undecided
   


r u kidding me
Reverend (m)
Re: What Did You Learn At Church Today?
« #301 on: May 06, 2007, 10:21 PM »

The pub is a far better place to meet people than the church. At least people tend to speak about normal thing and life in general in the pub.

Why bother going to a church to listen to the crazy rantings of a pastor who spends two hours telling us we are sinners and not worthy.

At the pub I go to there is none of that. You can watch the football on the wide screen TV, have a game of darts, drink a nice glass of cider and flirt with some babes. Now that is what I call the church of the future,

anusule (m)
Re: What Did You Learn At Church Today?
« #302 on: May 06, 2007, 10:41 PM »

Quote from: Reverend on May 06, 2007, 10:21 PM
The pub is a far better place to meet people than the church. At least people tend to speak about normal thing and life in general in the pub.

Why bother going to a church to listen to the crazy rantings of a pastor who spends two hours telling us we are sinners and not worthy.

At the pub I go to there is none of that. You can watch the football on the wide screen TV, have a game of darts, drink a nice glass of cider and flirt with some babes. Now that is what I call the church of the future,




oga reverend,
u don rundown tay-tay.
no be today.
just do me a favour, don't catch HIV
Reverend (m)
Re: What Did You Learn At Church Today?
« #303 on: May 06, 2007, 10:43 PM »

If you catch HIV the best place to go is to a hospital. The next best place is definitely a pub to drown your sorrows  Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy

The church would be the last place to go if at all Undecided OK maybe at your funeral and then only if you are religious  Lips sealed Lips sealed

Going to a pub beats going to a Church any day of the week  Wink Wink Wink
anusule (m)
Re: What Did You Learn At Church Today?
« #304 on: May 06, 2007, 10:48 PM »

funny
tenik (f)
Re: What Did You Learn At Church Today?
« #305 on: May 06, 2007, 10:52 PM »

hmmmm, didnt go to church today,  slept like a log of wood because i partied all through d weekend
anusule (m)
Re: What Did You Learn At Church Today?
« #306 on: May 06, 2007, 10:56 PM »

Quote from: tenik on May 06, 2007, 10:52 PM
hmmmm, didnt go to church today, slept like a log of wood because i partied all through d weekend


and you are happy.   Huh Huh
Reverend (m)
Re: What Did You Learn At Church Today?
« #307 on: May 06, 2007, 10:56 PM »

@Tenik

next time there is a party let me know  Grin Grin Grin
anusule (m)
Re: What Did You Learn At Church Today?
« #308 on: May 06, 2007, 10:57 PM »

there is a pub close to my house.  Grin
Reverend (m)
Re: What Did You Learn At Church Today?
« #309 on: May 06, 2007, 11:01 PM »

@Anusule

We should meet there and discuss the meaning of life  Grin Grin Grin

and play a game of darts,   Wink
anusule (m)
Re: What Did You Learn At Church Today?
« #310 on: May 06, 2007, 11:06 PM »

I'm actually in park lane, there are no dirty pubs around.  Smiley
Reverend (m)
Re: What Did You Learn At Church Today?
« #311 on: May 06, 2007, 11:08 PM »

I only go to clean pubs with a lounge bar  Wink Wink
anusule (m)
Re: What Did You Learn At Church Today?
« #312 on: May 06, 2007, 11:09 PM »

back to topic

'''What Did You Learn At Church Today?''
Reverend (m)
Re: What Did You Learn At Church Today?
« #313 on: May 06, 2007, 11:12 PM »

That Anusule could be a bit of a lad and an inteligent bloke :-)

That is what i have learnt  Cheesy Cheesy
anusule (m)
Re: What Did You Learn At Church Today?
« #314 on: May 06, 2007, 11:15 PM »

Quote from: Reverend on May 06, 2007, 11:12 PM
That Anusule could be a bit of a lad and an inteligent lady :-)

That is what i have learnt Cheesy Cheesy

Horus (m)
Re: What Did You Learn At Church Today?
« #315 on: May 09, 2007, 07:47 PM »

Since the slave-master is an enemy of the slave, if the slave prays to the same God as the master, he is praying to the God that enabled the slave-master to enslave him. Therefore, that God is the enemy of the slave or captive just as the slave-master is.
ricadelide (m)
Re: What Did You Learn At Church Today?
« #316 on: May 14, 2007, 05:05 PM »

Quote from: Horus on May 09, 2007, 07:47 PM
Since the slave-master is an enemy of the slave, if the slave prays to the same God as the master, he is praying to the God that enabled the slave-master to enslave him. Therefore, that God is the enemy of the slave or captive just as the slave-master is.
flawed logic masquerading as sense. FYI, for a slave that prays to God, assumption being the one is a christian, he has no human enemies; his slave-master is not his enemy but rather his brother (Philemon verse 16). So your flawed logic goes down the drain from your first premise.
Mr, ITK Smiley
babyosisi (f)
Re: What Did You Learn At Church Today?
« #317 on: May 15, 2007, 04:26 AM »

biko let the uncircumcised philistines leave this beautiful thread!
toshmann (m)
Re: What Did You Learn At Church Today?
« #318 on: May 15, 2007, 08:53 PM »

Quote from: babyosisi on May 15, 2007, 04:26 AM
biko let the uncircumcised philistines leave this beautiful thread!

nne, where did you see philistines Cheesy na nigerians dey here o.

anyway, today no be sunday, but i was in church last sunday (because my fiancee wont let me rest) despite the rains in cardiff. anyway it was good i joined her in prayers for our marriage Cheesy God is great, wether reverend like am or not Cheesy
bdaf (m)
Re: What Did You Learn At Church Today?
« #319 on: May 16, 2007, 12:44 PM »

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