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CARUSO (m)
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A virgin dude would try to stick the dic.k in the arse instead of the jackpot!
A virgin dude would freeze if u give him a packet of condom to wear!!
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girlsoswit (f)
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If he is a virgin, during his 1st attempt he might mistaknly place d rod in d anus of d girl. Bt if he is nt he wud ram into u like a lion devouring a fresh meat. D way he does during foreplay wud evn says it all.
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StanP (m)
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Hmmm.When i was a virgin(i was just 5), when i see a womans boob, i ask my mum if i can fondle it like i fondle hers.
Virgin males only exist in imagination, he must have fcuked like a dozen females in his dreams or trance.Forget virginity jooooooooo
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Mesmerize (f)
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Caruso! where are you na? or have they banned you again?  @dreeldee wetin you know sef?  |
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dreeldee
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Caruso! where are you na? or have they banned you again? @dreeldee wetin you know sef? hmm ash@@wo i reserve my comment |
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Mesmerize (f)
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hmm ash@@wo i reserve my comment
lmao!! I'll get right back to you. . I gotta do sth. . again arrg!! you know you're the only one na   |
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CARUSO (m)
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Caruso! where are you na? or have they banned you again? u dis ashawo girl? u r still all over the place like rashes on a leper?! anyway i just had a massive plate of dinner and m sweating like betty! watta gwan? |
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Mesmerize (f)
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u this ashawo girl? you're still all over the place like rashes on a leper?!
anyway i just had a massive plate of dinner and m sweating like betty!
watta gwan?
who is ashewo? have you lost it?  welcome me properly and I'll respond  @Dreeldee see how this your houseboy is talking to me? fire him, quick quick!! I dnt flirt so where do u peeps get that assumption? darling dreeldee, where are you sweetie? |
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CARUSO (m)
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@Mesmerize
why u come dey vex now?!
ok how u doing sweety?
did u miss me?!haha
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Mesmerize (f)
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@Mesmerize
why u come dey vex now?!
ok how u doing sweety?
did u miss me?!haha
good!! but let's not talk like this na? dnt you know that dreeldee is online? watch yourself o I'm fyn, tot they banned you again! I was going to fight them for you. . .see how nice I am? more like ask them to permanently ban your ISP  |
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CARUSO (m)
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good!! but let's not talk like this na? dnt you know that dreeldee is online? watch yourself o I'm fyn, tot they banned you again! I was going to fight them for yousee how nice I am? more like ask them to permanently ban your ISP ode u know u wont be able to do without me i know u r nice, that is why u dey dupe awon boyz over nairaland anyhow u marry dis, marry dat one, i dont even know where we stand love, watz d deal? |
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Mesmerize (f)
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ode u know u wont be able to do without me i know you're nice, that is why u dey dupe awon boyz over nairaland anyhow u marry this, marry that one, i don't even know where we stand love, watz d deal? emi ni ode abi? and you wonder why am thinking of leaving you? young man, your job is to serve me  you're going over the limit We agreed on your body not your mind I dnt marry them o, just testing which cake is tastier! you should be lucky you're among na only the handsome are given application |
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holythug
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. . . chei . . abeg i no fit laff
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CARUSO (m)
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emi ni ode abi? and you wonder why am thinking of leaving you? young man, your job is to serve me you're going over the limit We agreed on your body not your mind I dnt marry them o, just testing which cake is tastier! you should be lucky you're among na only the handsome are given application how u go dey compare fan-yogo with ben and jerry's? i fine pass all the guys wey dey chase u na (even doctor kitaun sef know) i fit serve u akamu daily but i no fit dey serve u everyother thing all the time if u leave, who go inherit my vast estates? me and queen elizabeth be cousin u know? e just be say i tan turn black! come here jo or else ma fi ata suya pa e ni idi! |
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CARUSO (m)
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. . . chei . . abeg i no fit laff holythug bawo ni? hold your laff there oo i dey follow my mesmerity tlk |
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Mesmerize (f)
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how u go dey compare fan-yogo with ben and jerry's? i fine pass all the guys wey dey chase u na (even doctor kitaun sef know) i fit serve u akamu daily but i no fit dey serve u everyother thing all the time if u leave, who go inherit my vast estates? me and queen elizabeth be cousin u know? e just be say i tan turn black! come here jo or else ma fi ata suya pa e ni idi! You and elizabeth are cousins, you say? Then why do I see you waitering in that Chinese restaurant na?  elizabeth no fit give you money? I no want akamu abeg, all I want is for you to cook some suya  vast estate? hahhaha. . .those cardboard box? roftl and shut up abt the suya pepper, you wnt even get close to me lips talkless of my booty. . keep wishing |
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Mesmerize (f)
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holythug bawo ni? hold your laff there oo i dey follow my mesmerity tlk tani mesmerity e? |
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CARUSO (m)
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You and elizabeth are cousins, you say? Then why do I see you waitering in that Chinese restaurant na? elizabeth no fit give you money? I no want akamu abeg, all I want is for you to cook some suya vast estate? hahhahathose cardboard box? roftl and shut up about the suya pepper, you wnt even get close to me lips talkless of my booty. . keep wishing for that chinko restuarant, i dey do work experience (u no as prince harry dey serve for iraq) akamu or fan-yogo ni ma supply fun ee in excess ko si suya, but ata suya wa, make we do boju boju now? estate dey for cornwall, devon and surrey for here, so we go live happily ever after your booty no be biggies, na only one way ticket to florida, i go dey tap am like samba drum! |
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holythug
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kai. . .laff no gree me laff again, ma forca am?
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holythug
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kai . . . laff no gree me laff again, ma forca am?
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Mesmerize (f)
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for that chinko restuarant, i dey do work experience (u no as prince harry dey serve for iraq) akamu or fan-yogo ni ma supply fun ee in excess ko si suya, but ata suya wa, make we do boju boju now? estate dey for cornwall, deven and surrey for here, so we go live happily ever after your booty no be biggies, na only one way ticket to florida, i go dey tap am like samba drum! Doyin, you lucky say you're my frined. . . perv. . ! Dnt try to corrupt an innocent girl. . apologize or am out!! oniranu!! where's that your cellulose GF email again? whoopi golberg@gmail.com? |
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jennykadry (f)
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wen he wants to enter d hole u willl know naw  by d time he starts making a big fool out of himself ,u will definitely know by d time u r done guarding him and telling him to thrust properly |
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CARUSO (m)
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Doyin, you lucky say you're my frined. . . perv. . ! Dnt try to corrupt an innocent girl. . apologize or am out!! onirany!! where's that your cellulose GF email again? whoopi golberg@gmail.com? relax now oya if u o wan do boju boju make we do hide and seek?! how can u corrupt something that is already corruption ridden? ewo!!! cellulose ke?we no get that kain thing here, na glucose wey we get!u want some? the last time i checked, whoopi goldberg was in OTTA farm giving OBJ a BJ! |
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saucekid2
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a virgin dude looks stupid when a girl opens up for him a virgin dude spills himself b4 inserting |
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CARUSO (m)
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a virgin dude looks stupid when a girl opens up for him a virgin dude spills himself before inserting dem ban u too?! |
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jennykadry (f)
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a virgin dude looks stupid when a girl opens up for him a virgin dude spills himself before inserting it depends,cos some non virgins also spill b4 inserting,depending on how well d girl turned them on |
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saucekid2
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@ caruso
dem ban me ooo,for wetin no dey irrelevant sha
anyways,how body??
@ jenny
uhm . . . . .
but most cases are virgin dudes
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CARUSO (m)
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@ caruso
them ban me ooo,for wetin no dey irrelevant sha
anyways,how body??
na your boy met! me sef na so we see am! e don be!! i dey sha, we go take over one day!! |
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Mesmerize (f)
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relax now oya if u o wan do boju boju make we do hide and seek?! how can u corrupt something that is already corruption ridden? ewo!!! cellulose ke?we no get that kain thing here, na glucose wey we get!u want some? the last time i checked, whoopi goldberg was in OTTA farm giving OBJ a BJ! Thank you jare. . nobody can corrupt this too much glucose is even worst than cellulose o. . guess you like them nasty ewwwwwwwwww @ OBJ getting a BJ. . puhhlzzzz! where's dreeldee na? he needs to give you a whip lash |
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saucekid2
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abi na total domination |
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Mesmerize (f)
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jekad, pandora, sausekid2, rockchik, CARUSO. . .una bad children! why can't you guys behave like me, you dey get banned! follow the rules na |
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