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feelgood (m)
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The Wedding Dress
The groom to be said to his fiancee, "Three-thousand eight-hundred dollars for a dress that's only going to be worn once?!"
"Who says it's only going to be worn once?"
"Oh? You're planning to get married again? You know you can't wear white the second time!"
"No, but I do plan to have a daughter and she'll wear it on her wedding day. And she'll have a daughter who will wear it on her wedding day. And her daughter will wear it on her wedding day. It will become a family heirloom."
"I'll bet your mother never bought such an extravagant dress."
"Oh yeah? Well, she did too, smarty!"
"Okay, then why don't you wear hers?"
"Who wants to get married in that old thing?"
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Jeovy (m)
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Oh really,so I will bear the cross for the rest of the would be husband
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mohawkchic (f)
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~Hmmm  |
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clemcykul
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what kinna joke is this?
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ben~jay (m)
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Na joke be this or a couple quarelling ? Come wey that poor man make i borrow am money. ** searches for wallet**. . . Ona don come again oo fellow NLDers. who move my wallet just now ?  |
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mohawkchic (f)
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Na joke be this or a couple quarelling ? Come wey that poor man make i borrow am money. ** searches for wallet**. . . Ona don come again oo fellow NLDers. who move my wallet just now ? ~Lol,You's Soo Funny . . .Your Posts make up for the Jokes that arent that funny  |
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ituen (m)
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thats why its a jokers world
@Ben
Na which wallet miss? I hope it aint that fake nigerian army wallet with 50 sections which are filled with fake visa n credit cards
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stillwater (f)
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The joke was funny to me. |
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clemcykul
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@benjay wey my wallet wey u steal  |
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jaymobb (m)
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ta! benjay shun that format wey u wan use here o
na which day u like go buy wallet
come here wan use idea borrow money from us
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clemcykul
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no mind the juliusbeggar  |
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jaymobb (m)
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na I'm wey |
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ben~jay (m)
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See them aproko people.
@ituen How you take know about that military wallet if you no dey use am ?
@Clem no dey kode yourself, we all know say na your bra be your wallet.
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clemcykul
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yes that na my emergency wallet you na for shoe u dey hide money |
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ben~jay (m)
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Why won't i do that when we have people like you around. |
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clemcykul
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see this thief man o
i dey hide money for bra, cuzz ur type fit carry both the bra, the money and person wey wear the bra run
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ben~jay (m)
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LOL . . . carry you run, now thats a good idea. where you say u been dey hide again ?
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clemcykul
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lol ur plans don fail i no go tell u
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ben~jay (m)
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Okay talk, i will buy you chin chin. |
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jaymobb (m)
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don't forget digestive biscuit
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clemcykul
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na that wan u dey win ur village girls
@ben throw the chin chin for me joh
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jaymobb (m)
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y! as my village handbag u no say i rove u
oya open your mouth make i dey throw am in one by one
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clemcykul
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haaa |
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Jeovy (m)
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Benjay and clems again,una dey everywhere dey show una affec####
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ben~jay (m)
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wetin we go do naa ?
@Clem swthrt, come make i give you hug.
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clemcykul
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see this jealous grasshoper
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jaymobb (m)
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grasshopping from one bla bla bla to another
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ituen (m)
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Benjay and clems again,una dey everywhere dey show una affec####
according to clemcy - adultry is legal according to ben - adultry is a fundamental right |
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clemcykul
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my gawd! iteeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeun ben_jay na my brova inlaw o |
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ben~jay (m)
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No mind am, them wan break family.
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