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creamkele (m)
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A little boy ( 5yrs old) was read the story of how the world was created and how God made Eve by removing a rib from Adam. Several weeks gone by and there was a conversation between mother and son:
son - mom i feel a pain in my rib cage
mother- u will have to take medications to ease the pain
son - no!!! i think, i'm about to have a wife
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ituen (m)
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This is absolutely smashing. I wonder why people have seen or replied this joke
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Katigurl
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loool! yea kids!
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folly69 (m)
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lol kids say d darndiest things 
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olulu
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FROM U?  COOL, when are we naking them?
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olulu
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making, not nacking o!!! 
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ben~jay (m)
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Now thats what i call a joke, short and rib cracking.
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clemcykul
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olulu u and who 
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olulu
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haba, u wan deny me now?  come on, i got da sugar stik, its suagr coated, but taste like honey, ejaculates money 
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ben~jay (m)
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@olulu Na NLD you wan start your own music career ?
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clemcykul
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err err well olulu i think i prefer miggs sugar coated stick. it wrks better 
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Jeovy (m)
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Miggs again,u must dey kollo for this guy?
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ben~jay (m)
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@Jeovy Unless you are new on this thread. Clem and MIGS are a celebrated couple here on NLD jokes section. Likewise ITUEN AND TESSYBABY and Nightnurse and NAIJAGURLY (POLYGAMIST)
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Jeovy (m)
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who una come leave for me?
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clemcykul
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birds of the air
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mohawkchic (f)
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~Aaaw . . Kids say the funniest things sometimes 
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Nautillus (m)
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Not a bad joke
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Jeovy (m)
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birds of the air
you no well,that's for ben
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clemcykul
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ben na fowls of the air fit am
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