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creamkele (m)
I Think, I'm About To Have A Wife
« on: June 24, 2008, 10:34 PM »

A little boy ( 5yrs old) was read the story of how the world was created and how God made Eve by removing a rib from Adam. Several weeks gone by and there was a conversation between mother and son:

son - mom i feel a pain in my rib cage

mother- u will have to take medications to ease the pain

son - no!!!  i think, i'm about to have a wife
ituen (m)
Re: I Think, I'm About To Have A Wife
« #1 on: June 27, 2008, 08:18 AM »

This is absolutely smashing. I wonder why people have seen or replied this joke
clemcykul
Re: I Think, I'm About To Have A Wife
« #2 on: June 27, 2008, 10:27 AM »

lol
Katigurl
Re: I Think, I'm About To Have A Wife
« #3 on: June 27, 2008, 10:48 AM »

loool! yea kids!
folly69 (m)
Re: I Think, I'm About To Have A Wife
« #4 on: June 27, 2008, 11:42 AM »

lol kids say d darndiest things  Grin
olulu
Re: I Think, I'm About To Have A Wife
« #5 on: June 27, 2008, 12:14 PM »




cool


Grin Grin Grin Grin

i love kids
clemcykul
Re: I Think, I'm About To Have A Wife
« #6 on: June 27, 2008, 05:39 PM »

receive em
olulu
Re: I Think, I'm About To Have A Wife
« #7 on: June 30, 2008, 12:31 PM »




FROM U?


Grin Grin Grin

COOL,  when are we naking them?
olulu
Re: I Think, I'm About To Have A Wife
« #8 on: June 30, 2008, 12:37 PM »




making, not nacking o!!!

Grin Grin

ben~jay (m)
Re: I Think, I'm About To Have A Wife
« #9 on: July 01, 2008, 11:11 AM »

Now thats what i call a joke, short and rib cracking.
clemcykul
Re: I Think, I'm About To Have A Wife
« #10 on: July 01, 2008, 11:19 AM »

olulu u and who  Shocked Huh
olulu
Re: I Think, I'm About To Have A Wife
« #11 on: July 01, 2008, 12:21 PM »




haba,
u wan deny me now?

Grin Grin Grin Grin


come on, i got da sugar stik,
its suagr coated,
but taste like  honey,
ejaculates money

Grin Grin Grin
ben~jay (m)
Re: I Think, I'm About To Have A Wife
« #12 on: July 01, 2008, 12:26 PM »

@olulu  Na NLD you wan start your own music career ?
clemcykul
Re: I Think, I'm About To Have A Wife
« #13 on: July 01, 2008, 12:36 PM »

err err well olulu i think i prefer miggs sugar coated stick.

it wrks better Grin
Jeovy (m)
Re: I Think, I'm About To Have A Wife
« #14 on: July 01, 2008, 03:07 PM »

Miggs again,u must dey kollo for this guy?
ben~jay (m)
Re: I Think, I'm About To Have A Wife
« #15 on: July 01, 2008, 03:11 PM »

@Jeovy  Unless you are new on this thread.  Clem and MIGS are a celebrated couple here on NLD jokes section.

Likewise ITUEN AND TESSYBABY and Nightnurse and NAIJAGURLY   Grin  (POLYGAMIST)
Jeovy (m)
Re: I Think, I'm About To Have A Wife
« #16 on: July 01, 2008, 03:31 PM »

who una come leave for me?
clemcykul
Re: I Think, I'm About To Have A Wife
« #17 on: July 01, 2008, 04:53 PM »

birds of the air
mohawkchic (f)
Re: I Think, I'm About To Have A Wife
« #18 on: July 01, 2008, 05:46 PM »

~Aaaw . .  Kids say the funniest things sometimes  Cheesy
Nautillus (m)
Re: I Think, I'm About To Have A Wife
« #19 on: July 01, 2008, 07:04 PM »

Not a bad joke
Jeovy (m)
Re: I Think, I'm About To Have A Wife
« #20 on: July 01, 2008, 10:23 PM »

Quote from: clemcykul on July 01, 2008, 04:53 PM
birds of the air
you no well,that's for ben
clemcykul
Re: I Think, I'm About To Have A Wife
« #21 on: July 02, 2008, 09:22 AM »

ben na fowls of the air fit am
segunpc (m)
Re: I Think, I'm About To Have A Wife
« #22 on: July 03, 2008, 01:52 PM »

@joke

cool
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