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Chat2MeBac (f)
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I was in the backyard a few minutes ago and heard this loud screaming and cursing next door. I decided to pay closer attention, since both voices sounded familiar. Upon closer examination, I realised they belonged to my "Nice" neighbours  , Reason for the "bachannal", The husband found a dildo under his wife's pillow and he is livid  . He took the dildo and said he is going to burn it  .so now the wife is bitterly fighting to retrieve her dildo . Question: Would you allow your spouse to bring sex toys to the bedroom, why/why NOT?   |
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tkb417 (m)
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sex toys for what?
thats a vote of no confidence on me and my ****
i'll seek for proper clarifications and redress.
the spouse must really explain herself or der will be war
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CARUSO (m)
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it is either my cock or a sex toy! but seriously though, i do not want to know if my girlfriend uses a butt-plug or a vibro-love egg as long as i don't see it when i enter bedroom!!! |
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~Pandora~ (f)
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Definately TO BE!!!!
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Chat2MeBac (f)
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it is either my cock or a sex toy! but seriously though, i do not want to know my girlfriend uses a butt-plug or a vibro-love egg as long as i don't see it when i enter bedroom!!! LOL, Now atleast you have a conscience , I don't know why guys freak out everytime they hear that dreaded word"sex toy", Afterall, men tend to fall asleep and snore like malus, leaving their ladies in the dark frustrated, I would rather cuddle up to a Rabbit, than a log of wood in me bed jor, sex toys for what?
thats a vote of no confidence on me and my ****
i'll seek for proper clarifications and redress.
the spouse must really explain herself or der will be war
TBK, sharrap Explain what? Who knows, maybe the husband is a damn "one min" man. Afterall, the energizer bunny goes on and on and on and on and on, JK, why NO COMMENT?  |
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jennykadry (f)
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i don't need it in my bedroom
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Chat2MeBac (f)
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i don't need it in my bedroom
Jenny darling, how de body? How is Mr. Jenny? I am still keeping ma eyes on you o, Now bad behaving today, or I shall report you  |
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Chat2MeBac (f)
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, bueno la nina , Hope you are doing well ma dear, off today, so nothing to do but catch some fun here, Praying NO ONE spoils ma day jor But seriously, I would rather take ma Rabbit to bed, than share it with a 'sleeper" , The husband was in tears, He claims his ego has been damaged , Silly man, he better start using Guniness and Egg,
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Jackal (m)
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@ Chat2MeBac,
Yo no tengo un problema utilizando con cualquier mujer un consolador. Es preferible que teniendo relaciones sexuales con hombres a la vuelta.
Diga a su vecino para tomarle quiere a un hombre. Comprendo que hombres son sensibles acerca del tamaño del pene. Sin embargo, en éste. . . . El debe ignorar.
Vivas.
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NubianQ (f)
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Ann Summers Customer in the House!!!  sex toys rock!!!! |
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CH3COO (m)
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See miseducation. Owning a sex toy is now synonymous with cheating?
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vivaladiva (f)
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ann summers sales now on
nothing u can do to take me away from my sex toys
nubianq halla at ur sister
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Chat2MeBac (f)
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@ Chat2MeBac,
Yo no tengo un problema utilizando con cualquier mujer un consolador. Es preferible que teniendo relaciones sexuales con hombres a la vuelta.
Diga a su vecino para tomarle quiere a un hombre. Comprendo que hombres son sensibles acerca del tamaño del pene. Sin embargo, en éste. . . . El debe ignorar.
Vivas.
Muy bueno me novio  , NO Que ojala estan lo herramiento es todo me quiero , Alegrarse, usted conocen NO me enganar , Sin embargo, por un lado si me es aburrida y No usted estan la casa, me buena gana ayunde me necesitar J-Girl, I will have to fire you from your post jor , I will keep my toys just in case my husband sleeps more than he handles his business. You forgot these men nowadays, shag, roll over and snore like malus ,, Leaving their poor sexually frustrated wives to hum in the dark . Bring on the sex toys, atleast they won't DIED on you now, |
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j-girl (f)
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I said I'll let him know i have sex toys. If he says NO, at least he knows I asked him before bringing it. It doesn't necessarily mean that I have to abide by his NO. Guys of nowadays should be resting.  |
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CH3COO (m)
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I just need a d**k that knows how to do its job and do it right! See metaphor. What is the job of a privates please. |
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Kliplemet (m)
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I'D kick her to the curb and tell her she can move in with mr dildo
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j-girl (f)
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See metaphor. What is the job of a privates please.
Ah ahn - who told you the jobs cannot be given to something more frequent and with less excuses. The only problem that you can get from that one is battery problem. |
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Kliplemet (m)
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Another man would end in blood |
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origina9ja (f)
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let think bout this
4 him 2 have it then his tryin 2 say something that is definately nt funny
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CH3COO (m)
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Ah ahn - who told you the jobs cannot be given to something more frequent and with less excuses. The only problem that you can get from that one is battery problem.
I can buy that. As a correspondence, I also need a pussy that knows how and when to do its job and does it right. If you will be my pussy I can be your dic*k. |
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Jackal (m)
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El bebé, yo le he oído perfectamente. Sin embargo, yo no pienso realmente allí nuthing teniendo mal un juguete del sexo. La vida es demasiado corta preocuparse por asuntos como eso. Prefiero a mi mujer que utiliza un juguete que teniendo relaciones sexuales con hombres. ¿Comprende? |
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Chat2MeBac (f)
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El bebé, yo le he oído perfectamente.
Sin embargo, yo no pienso realmente allí nuthing teniendo mal un juguete del sexo.
La vida es demasiado corta preocuparse por asuntos como eso.
Prefiero a mi mujer que utiliza un juguete que teniendo relaciones sexuales con hombres.
¿Comprende?
Si! Si! Me comprende , No preocuparme me esposo, Me amor solamente usted!! , Prefiero a me esposo en mi cama todos los dias y todos los noches, |
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Jackal (m)
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Los bebés, gracias para comprender. Creo que nosotros ahora debemos preparar para tener una familia sin combates o conflictos constantes. Mientras tanto, permite la parada este idioma español antes nosotros conseguimos nuestros extremos prohibidos. Hable con usted más tarde! |
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Chat2MeBac (f)
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Take this elsewhere!!!!!! Thanks, |
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