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Cayon (f)
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Hymn Titles by Occupation
Do you know your (specific) hymn(s)?
When you go to Church this weekend be sure to smile as you go through your Hymnals!
Dentist's Hymn, Crown Him with Many Crowns
Weatherman's Hymn, There Shall Be Showers of Blessings
Contractor's Hymn, The Church's One Foundation
The Tailor's Hymn, Holy, Holy, Holy
The Golfer's Hymn, There's a Green Hill Far Away
The Politician's Hymn, Standing on the Promises
Optometrist's Hymn, Open My Eyes That I Might See
The IRS Agent's Hymn, I Surrender All
The Gossip's Hymn, Pass It On
The Electrician's Hymn, Send The Light
The Shopper's Hymn, Sweet Bye and Bye
The Realtor's Hymn, I've Got a Mansion Just over the Hilltop
The Massage Therapists Hymn, He Touched Me
The Doctor's Hymn, The Great Physician
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Carlosein (m)
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i couldn't help laffing to this. good one cayon. is the messengers song "isaiah heard the voice of the Lord and he said here i am send me"?  or the labourer's "this mountain must be moved"? |
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e_samfor2 (m)
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I appreciate your creativity Cayon!!!
What about the hymns for Teacher, Driver, Accountant, Lawyer and Artist?
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A_K_O (m)
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LOL Cayon ure funny!!!
Artist: "All things bright and beautiful"
Historian: "Ancient of Days"
Soldier: "Onward Christian Soldier"
Accountant: "Count your blessings"
Pilot: "I'll fly away"
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Sisikill
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Rotflmao!
Absolutely Brilliant!
Thanks for sharing guys.
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davidylan (m)
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Hotel owner - There is a place of quiet rest
The farmer - We plow the fields and scatter
Sailor - By the waters
Fisherman - Two fishermen
Geologist - Built on the rock
Baker - Break thou the bread of life
NEPA official - Arise Your Light Is Come
Naija man - Cry Of The Poor
Otologist - Do You Hear What I Hear
The Homeless - Shelter Me O God
The hungry - Table Of Plenty
Atutupuyoyo’s mother - What Child Is This
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KarmaMod (f)
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Lmao hilarious Dont get the tailor one though! |
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A_K_O (m)
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Dont get the tailor one though!
Holy/ Holey Play on words!  |
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ifyalways (f)
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lol.can't stop laffing  |
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Carlosein (m)
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for all internet users: cast your net into the deep for drunkards: spirit of god in the clear running waters for drunkards 2: lord quench ye my thirst |
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tpia
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lmao. Any hymn for IT professionals? |
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ifyalways (f)
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lol for the rich and comfortable" it shall be permanent" for the poor and huzzlers " do something new in my life" |
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