"can I Smell Yo Dick" Must Be The Most Crudely Romantic Song Ever Ever

(Opening)
Nigga this the fifth teeth muthafuckin time that i called and left yo ass messages
I dun text yo bitch ass and you aint responded or nothing
What in the mess is you doin who tha mess you out there with you think I’m stupid my girl dun already put my up on yo ass tonight night nigga when you get home I got som news foe yo bitch ass

(Chorus 2tyms)
Why you coming home five in the mone(mornin')
Somethings going on can i smell yo privates??
Don’t play me like a fool cause that ain’t cool
So what you need to do is let me smell yo privates

(Hook 1)
Its four o'clock and I’m sleepin' and its late night and you creeping you could've told me I'm leavin' now I know you out there cheatin' why you got to do me like that when I call you don’t call me back I’m texting you now nigga where you at that’s fucked up why you do me like that

(Verse 1)
I’m dead sleep and you trickin'
In the club wit dirty foot bitches
My girl was there she witness
She had a camera phone she took pictures
You was on the dance flo grindin'
With a stripper hoe named Diamond
You was flossin' hard you was shinning
Everything she drink you was buyin' it
Fuck nigga you need to stop lien' foe I get mad and pull out my nine
You want a new bitch to mess that’s fine but don’t mess hers and try to mess mines
You keep tellin me you ain’t touch her but some keep tellin me you dun fucked her and I ain’t that bitch you want to play wit nigga drop them boxers and let me smell yo privates

(Chours 2tyms)
Why you coming home five in the mone(mornin')
Somethings going on can I smell yo privates??
Don’t play me like a fool cause that ain’t cool
So what you need to do is let me smell yo privates

(Unknown)
Smell my privates wait a minute hold up see that’s how a bitch get her eyes swoll up and I don’t give a damn what yo homegurls seen when I was in the club what the mess you mean they ain’t got no business eyein' me like that
You ain’t got no business tryin' me like that
I wun even feelin' Diamond like that I was wildin' but I wasn't clowin' like that
Dat’s alright that’s okay gon head believe what yo homegurl say a nigga like me drink a lot of liquor meet a lot of bitchs take a lot of pictures
I might break bread wit one or two strippers but that don’t mean you got to pull my zipper
They think now think the whole town even doe I got privates to go around

(Chorus 2tyms)
Why you coming home five in the mone
Somethings going on can I smell yo privates??
Don’t play me like a fool cause that ain’t cool
So what you need to do is let me smell yo privates.