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Sagamite (m)
Beautiful Women I Would Not Touch With A Barge Pole!
« on: June 27, 2008, 07:39 AM »

Although I admit the following women have beautiful features, for some reason they just do not appeal to me sexually.

Here is my list (I might add more when I think of it):

- Alicia Keys
- Christina Milian
- Jennifer Aniston (from FRIENDS)
- Aaliyah
- Shilpa Shetty (Celebrity Big Brother UK)

Is their any celebrity you know is generally regarded as attractive but won't raise your desires? Am not talking about people you hate. Just people you are indifferent.
CH3COO (m)
Re: Beautiful Women I Would Not Touch With A Barge Pole!
« #1 on: June 27, 2008, 07:49 AM »

Faggot.  Grin Grin Grin
Negro_Ntns (m)
Re: Beautiful Women I Would Not Touch With A Barge Pole!
« #2 on: June 27, 2008, 08:30 AM »

Saga,
I heard u said u plan on adding more. Really? Here is the deal, please I beg you don't put my Mary J Blige in there. Look, I will trade you Halle Berry, Toni Braxton and Whitney Houston combined, that's three heads to save my sweetheart from your list. Ya heard!
phattgirl
Re: Beautiful Women I Would Not Touch With A Barge Pole!
« #3 on: June 27, 2008, 08:37 AM »

Alicia is gorgeous, her beauty amazes me, but I  agree she doesn't have sex appeal.

But Aaliyah, seriously. Huh

@ sagamite

list of those that you find sexy plz  Grin
Kliplemet (m)
Re: Beautiful Women I Would Not Touch With A Barge Pole!
« #4 on: June 27, 2008, 08:38 AM »

- Alicia Keys => MADMAN!
- Christina Milian => MADMAN!
- Jennifer Aniston (from FRIENDS) => EEEWWWW YEAH I AGREE!
- Aaliyah => not into necrophilia myself either
- Shilpa Shetty (Celebrity Big Brother UK) => eew I agree
hardknocks (m)
Re: Beautiful Women I Would Not Touch With A Barge Pole!
« #5 on: June 27, 2008, 09:41 AM »

Iyabo Obasanjo[s][/s] Cool
Sagamite (m)
Re: Beautiful Women I Would Not Touch With A Barge Pole!
« #6 on: June 27, 2008, 10:00 AM »

Quote from: CH3COO on June 27, 2008, 07:49 AM
Faggot.  Grin Grin Grin

If I ever decide to swing that way (god forbid), na you I go first come look for.  Kiss  Grin

Quote from: Negro_Ntns on June 27, 2008, 08:30 AM
Saga,
I heard u said u plan on adding more. Really? Here is the deal, please I beg you don't put my Mary J Blige in there. Look, I will trade you Halle Berry, Toni Braxton and Whitney Houston combined, that's three heads to save my sweetheart from your list. Ya heard!

Mary J Blige?

You know I first included her in the list when I was composing it but deleted it because I decided she wasn't even beautiful in the first place talkless of any sexual attraction.

Give me Toni Braxton and I guarantee you I will never look at another woman again in my life.  Grin

Halle Berry, has lost points of late but her point was so high before (use to be my number one woman) that she is still a hot tottie.

Whitney Houston? You dey joke, not even after 15 kegs of palm wine. Same league as Sista Mary above.
CARUSO (m)
Re: Beautiful Women I Would Not Touch With A Barge Pole!
« #7 on: June 27, 2008, 10:05 AM »

Quote from: hardknocks on June 27, 2008, 09:41 AM
Iyabo Obasanjo[s][/s] Cool

kai this guy u blind?
how u go talk say commander in chief of wowo-rity beautiful?! Wink
Sagamite (m)
Re: Beautiful Women I Would Not Touch With A Barge Pole!
« #8 on: June 27, 2008, 10:22 AM »

Quote from: phattgirl on June 27, 2008, 08:37 AM
Alicia is gorgeous, her beauty amazes me, but I agree she doesn't have sex appeal.

But Aaliyah, seriously. Huh

@ sagamite

list of those that you find sexy plz Grin

Hot ones
Kelly Rowland
Scarlett Johansson
Jennifer Love Hewitt
Stacey Dash
Dannii Minogue
Chessika Cartwright
Eva Mendes
Melyssa Ford
Makosi (From UK Big Brother, but I would not date are as she is a whore)
Rihanna (she is looking hot recently)
Salma Hayek
Regina King (Just has this wifey look)
Teresa Randle
hardknocks (m)
Re: Beautiful Women I Would Not Touch With A Barge Pole!
« #9 on: June 27, 2008, 10:23 AM »

@curaso

She no get husband?
At least she's gat somone trippin Smiley
phattgirl
Re: Beautiful Women I Would Not Touch With A Barge Pole!
« #10 on: June 27, 2008, 10:27 AM »

Quote from: Sagamite on June 27, 2008, 10:22 AM
Hot ones
Kelly Rowland
Scarlett Johansson
Jennifer Love Hewitt
Stacey Dash
Dannii Minogue
Chessika Cartwright
Eva Mendes
Melyssa Ford
Makosi (From UK Big Brother, but I would not date are as she is a whore)
Rihanna (she is looking hot recently)
Salma Hayek
Regina King (Just has this wifey look)
Teresa Randle

Oooh, stacey good choice! Wink What about Meagan Good? Huh
Negro_Ntns (m)
Re: Beautiful Women I Would Not Touch With A Barge Pole!
« #11 on: June 27, 2008, 10:31 AM »

Saga, u and I no go see eye to eye u call mah sweetie ugly. Melyssa Ford???  pleaze, because she show body?  Look, take tape cover all these women from shoulder up and then re do ya list. Melyssa Ford? Well, you know what, u no lie. I just cover the face, I see the thing wey u see too. Na true nah! No mistake put MJB o I go wrestle you.
Sagamite (m)
Re: Beautiful Women I Would Not Touch With A Barge Pole!
« #12 on: June 27, 2008, 10:32 AM »

Quote from: phattgirl on June 27, 2008, 10:27 AM
Oooh, stacey good choice! Wink What about Meagan Good? Huh

Thank you!

How could I have forgotten Meagan Good? God, I am losing my mind!!! Shocked

Put her at the top of that list, that girl is DEADLY! Cheesy

Where my baby at? Embarrassed
Sagamite (m)
Re: Beautiful Women I Would Not Touch With A Barge Pole!
« #13 on: June 27, 2008, 10:36 AM »

Quote from: Negro_Ntns on June 27, 2008, 10:31 AM
Saga, u and I no go see eye to eye u call mah sweetie ugly. Melyssa Ford??? pleaze, because she show body? Look, take tape cover all these women from shoulder up and then re do ya list. Melyssa Ford? Well, you know what, u no lie. I just cover the face, I see the thing wey u see too. Na true nah! No mistake put MJB o I go wrestle you.

Yeyeman, I say lai lai MJB no fit let am rise.  Grin Grin Grin

I generally go by 4 categories (my 2B-2F policy) in women, in no particular order:

- Boobs
- Backside
- Face
- Figure

For me to be attracted to a woman, two out of the 4 must be very good and the other 2 must at least be moderate/decent.

The women I have listed above have about 3 or even 4 of the categories at fantastic, them come put the cherry on top the cake with the vava voom way they carry themselves.
phattgirl
Re: Beautiful Women I Would Not Touch With A Barge Pole!
« #14 on: June 27, 2008, 10:40 AM »

Quote from: Sagamite on June 27, 2008, 10:36 AM
Yeyeman, I say lai lai MJB no fit let am rise. Grin Grin Grin

I agree, she's beautiful but sexy??? NO WAY Cool
CARUSO (m)
Re: Beautiful Women I Would Not Touch With A Barge Pole!
« #15 on: June 27, 2008, 11:02 AM »

Quote from: hardknocks on June 27, 2008, 10:23 AM
@curaso

She no get husband?
At least she's gat somone trippin Smiley

true sha
 Grin
Negro_Ntns (m)
Re: Beautiful Women I Would Not Touch With A Barge Pole!
« #16 on: June 27, 2008, 11:16 AM »

Chei! Saga don yab my wife finish. Dat na true sexy woman u dey yab so o. Wetin Toni take fine with her four feet short sef. Na only face she get, I say cover de face and look the shoulder down.

@caruso, who no get husband! Mary J? I say nah me be de husband nah.
Sagamite (m)
Re: Beautiful Women I Would Not Touch With A Barge Pole!
« #17 on: June 27, 2008, 11:28 AM »

Quote from: Negro_Ntns on June 27, 2008, 11:16 AM
Chei! Saga don yab my wife finish. Dat na true sexy woman u dey yab so o. Wetin Toni take fine with her four feet short sef. Na only face she get, I say cover de face and look the shoulder down.

@caruso, who no get husband! Mary J? I say nah me be de husband nah.

Na that four feet gan be the koko for am.

If I dey knack am, im leg no go ever touch floor. You go think say impe me an am be Russian Gymnasts on modified steriods. Immediately the Olympic committee go award us lifetime achievement awards in gymnastics.  Smiley

You wan complain about this bodi?

http://images.google.co.uk/images?hl=en&q=toni+Braxton&gbv=2
lonelypal (m)
Re: Beautiful Women I Would Not Touch With A Barge Pole!
« #18 on: June 27, 2008, 12:09 PM »

looooooooooool @ y'all

why y'all building castles in the air ? Grin Grin;D Grin

tope2000 (f)
Re: Beautiful Women I Would Not Touch With A Barge Pole!
« #19 on: June 27, 2008, 02:40 PM »

Kelly Rowland ~ good choice
Scarlett Johansson~ hottie
Jennifer Love Hewitt~just boobs nothing special
Stacey Dash~ hottie
Dannii Minogue~ eww
Chessika Cartwright~pretty
Eva Mendes~hottie
Melyssa Ford~hottie but think she wifey material tho
Makosi (From UK Big Brother, but I would not date are as she is a whore)~ewwwww
Rihanna (she is looking hot recently)~supa dupa fly
Salma Hayek~ hottie
Regina King (Just has this wifey look)~she aint all that
Teresa Randle~she aint all that

superstan (m)
Re: Beautiful Women I Would Not Touch With A Barge Pole!
« #20 on: June 27, 2008, 02:45 PM »

victoria beckham-bones

shilpa shetty-too much curry

estelle-i'D rather date a goat.

kate beckinsale-too pale. not sure she's got blood.

makosi(BBUK celeb)-national tart.

ini edo-too razz.
tope2000 (f)
Re: Beautiful Women I Would Not Touch With A Barge Pole!
« #21 on: June 27, 2008, 02:47 PM »

Quote from: superstan on June 27, 2008, 02:45 PM
victoria beckham-bones

shilpa shetty-too much curry

estelle-i'D rather date a goat.

kate beckinsale-too pale. not sure she's got blood.

makosi(BBUK celeb)-national tart.

ini edo-too razz.

roflmao
superstan (m)
Re: Beautiful Women I Would Not Touch With A Barge Pole!
« #22 on: June 27, 2008, 02:51 PM »

Quote from: tope2000 on June 27, 2008, 02:47 PM
roflmao

its true.

can't stand makosi. heard she slept with 2face repeatedly last summer.

ini edo? she has got no class at all.
TOH (f)
Re: Beautiful Women I Would Not Touch With A Barge Pole!
« #23 on: June 27, 2008, 02:52 PM »

Kelly Rowland over Christian Milan?

joke?  Huh
tope2000 (f)
Re: Beautiful Women I Would Not Touch With A Barge Pole!
« #24 on: June 27, 2008, 02:57 PM »

Quote from: superstan on June 27, 2008, 02:51 PM
its true.

can't stand makosi. heard she slept with 2face repeatedly last summer.

ini edo? she has got no class at all.

i heard 2

Quote from: TOH on June 27, 2008, 02:52 PM
Kelly Rowland over Christian Milan?

joke? Huh

i find it hard to blv 2 but i guess different strokes 4 differen folks

superstan (m)
Re: Beautiful Women I Would Not Touch With A Barge Pole!
« #25 on: June 27, 2008, 02:59 PM »

Quote from: tope2000 on June 27, 2008, 02:57 PM
i heard 2

you heard? i can't stand her at all.

i hate the fact that her breasts her bigger than her head.
phattgirl
Re: Beautiful Women I Would Not Touch With A Barge Pole!
« #26 on: June 27, 2008, 03:00 PM »

She no get eyebrow anymore o?


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tope2000 (f)
Re: Beautiful Women I Would Not Touch With A Barge Pole!
« #27 on: June 27, 2008, 03:01 PM »

Quote from: superstan on June 27, 2008, 02:59 PM
you heard? i can't stand her at all.

i hate the fact that her breasts her bigger than her head.

roflmao
what were eyez doing diaaa 2 Grin Grin
tope2000 (f)
Re: Beautiful Women I Would Not Touch With A Barge Pole!
« #28 on: June 27, 2008, 03:02 PM »

she done tattoo eyebrow??? Huh
superstan (m)
Re: Beautiful Women I Would Not Touch With A Barge Pole!
« #29 on: June 27, 2008, 03:05 PM »

Quote from: tope2000 on June 27, 2008, 03:01 PM
roflmao
what were eyez doing diaaa 2 Grin Grin

i saw big brother uk when she was in the house. she shagged someone briefly in the pool.

when she came out, it was all about her cow breasts.

this is the 1st time an african woman will be praised not by her intelligence, but by her breasts.
tope2000 (f)
Re: Beautiful Women I Would Not Touch With A Barge Pole!
« #30 on: June 27, 2008, 03:08 PM »

Quote from: superstan on June 27, 2008, 03:05 PM
i saw big brother uk when she was in the house. she shagged someone briefly in the pool.

when she came out, it was all about her cow breasts.

this is the 1st time an african woman will be praised not by her intelligence, but by her breasts.

i saw it 2, i even remember saying she might be pregnant because they didnt use condom!!!! pathetic
superstan (m)
Re: Beautiful Women I Would Not Touch With A Barge Pole!
« #31 on: June 27, 2008, 03:13 PM »

Quote from: tope2000 on June 27, 2008, 03:08 PM
i saw it 2, i even remember saying she might be pregnant because they didnt use condom!!!! pathetic

what people will do for fame!!!

meanwhile, what were u doing watching such too??

i must report u to your parents.
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