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folly69 (m)
The Three Legged Race
« on: June 27, 2008, 12:14 PM »

One day a traveling salesman was driving down a back country road at about 30 mph when he noticed that there was a three-legged chicken running alongside his car.
He stepped on the gas but at 50 miles per hour. The chicken was still keeping up. After about a mile of running the chicken ran up a farm lane and into a barn behind an old farm house.

The salesman had some time to kill so he turned around and drove up the farm lane. He knocked at the door and when the farmer answered he told him what he had just seen.

The farmer said that he was a geneticist and had developed this breed of chicken because he, his wife and his son each like a drumstick when they have chicken and this way they only have to kill one chicken.

"That''s the most fantastic thing I've ever heard," said the salesman. "How do they taste?"

"I don't know," said the farmer. "We've never caught one."
   
Jeovy (m)
Re: The Three Legged Race
« #1 on: June 27, 2008, 12:49 PM »

Nice one folly
folly69 (m)
Re: The Three Legged Race
« #2 on: June 27, 2008, 12:56 PM »

thanks man
olulu
Re: The Three Legged Race
« #3 on: June 27, 2008, 01:56 PM »

 Grin  Grin Grin Grin




cool one folly


love d chicken

folly69 (m)
Re: The Three Legged Race
« #4 on: June 27, 2008, 02:02 PM »

that is what i call a fast food. Grin
clemcykul
Re: The Three Legged Race
« #5 on: June 27, 2008, 05:29 PM »

lol
Cayon (f)
Re: The Three Legged Race
« #6 on: June 29, 2008, 06:02 AM »

LOLĀ  Grin
Troll


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ben~jay (m)
Re: The Three Legged Race
« #7 on: July 01, 2008, 11:26 AM »

Whats with the picture ??

Quote from: folly69 on June 27, 2008, 02:02 PM
that is what i call a fast food. Grin

ROFLMAO    Grin
clemcykul
Re: The Three Legged Race
« #8 on: July 01, 2008, 12:00 PM »

*runs in through the door, and flys out via a nearby window8
ben~jay (m)
Re: The Three Legged Race
« #9 on: July 01, 2008, 12:03 PM »

@ALL Clem has lost it again. . .
YABA. . YABA . . .YABA . . . .
folly69 (m)
Re: The Three Legged Race
« #10 on: July 01, 2008, 02:36 PM »

quickly runs to get the ropes
Jeovy (m)
Re: The Three Legged Race
« #11 on: July 01, 2008, 03:01 PM »

ties her tiny legs and hands
clemcykul
Re: The Three Legged Race
« #12 on: July 01, 2008, 04:56 PM »

*stands up, grabs them all and takes them for sale at auction price*

buy jaymobb and get benjay free
ben~jay (m)
Re: The Three Legged Race
« #13 on: July 01, 2008, 05:11 PM »

Y me come be free   Huh
Jeovy (m)
Re: The Three Legged Race
« #14 on: July 01, 2008, 10:30 PM »

simple,you be bad market  Grin
ben~jay (m)
Re: The Three Legged Race
« #15 on: July 01, 2008, 11:26 PM »

Idea dey that talk.  (hmmmm)
clemcykul
Re: The Three Legged Race
« #16 on: July 02, 2008, 09:12 AM »

offer stands while stocks are alive
tufe (m)
Re: The Three Legged Race
« #17 on: July 02, 2008, 05:42 PM »

did u mean to say while your bla bla bla is still functional  Cheesy
ben~jay (m)
Re: The Three Legged Race
« #18 on: July 02, 2008, 07:43 PM »

can her bla bla bla ever be disfunctional ?
Jeovy (m)
Re: The Three Legged Race
« #19 on: July 02, 2008, 09:52 PM »

ya,when craze babe jam am
ben~jay (m)
Re: The Three Legged Race
« #20 on: July 02, 2008, 10:12 PM »

Oh i see.
ituen (m)
Re: The Three Legged Race
« #21 on: July 02, 2008, 10:21 PM »

@poster,

nice post
folly69 (m)
Re: The Three Legged Race
« #22 on: July 03, 2008, 09:51 AM »

thanx man

@Clemcy and de rest  lmao  Grin buy1 get jay free
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