The Dog Who Knew Karate

 

     There once was a young couple who lived in a town filled with crime. After three neighbors' houses had been robbed, the couple decided to get a guard dog.
So one day the wife went to the pet store and said, "I need a good guard dog."

And the clerk replied, "Sorry, we're all sold out. All we have left is this little Scottie dog. But he knows karate."

The wife didn't believe him so he said to the dog, "Karate that chair."

The dog went up to the chair and broke it into pieces, then he said to the dog, "Karate that table." The dog went up to the table and broke it in half.

So the wife bought the dog and took it home to her husband who was expecting a big guard dog. But then she told her husband that it knew karate, and he said "Karate my ass!" u know the rest.
   

if u take your head out of your anus u go know say de dog scatter in yansh.

rest is defined as a time of inaction or less activity after a worn out exercise

karate his teeth.

kolomental

I need that dog to karate someone's ass

Am I suppose 2 laugh? Ok! hahahahaha

a better version of his joke is this
a business man who travels alot decided to show his wife , who is always lonley, that he is sorry for being away so much. so when he came to africa  he bought her a present. a vibrator.when his wife asked what it does  he replied 'its a vodoo privates , my dear'.he xplained to her how to use it. ''honey just call its name and the location you want it to have you in''

this went a long way in reducing how much she misses her husband when he's away. she enjoy am so tay she dey use am while driving. till she got pulled over by a cop for over speeding. during the interrogation  the cop asked what that on her passenger seat. she told him. with a disgusting look on his face he said ''voodoo privates my ass!!!!''
u can guess she didnt get a ticket 

you tried but again you are somehow dry    if you tell a small rude child this joke he will slap you

donates a slap to all the previous posters*

u knoe na, 5 slaps at a discount

same reason why urs is

wetin you knew?

lol 

What about 'lmao' ?

like those?